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Teh One Who Knocks
11-29-2011, 02:40 PM
Pot of green beans also thrown at her, police say
By Jacqueline Ingles - KXAN


AUSTIN, Texas (KXAN) - Austin police in Central Texas said a woman is recovering from burns on her chest after a female friend threw macaroni grease and a frying pan full of green beans at her during a fight.

It happened last Tuesday at a residence in the 8200 block of Guadalupe Street. Police went to the home in response to a domestic violence call.

Amanda Chapman, 24, is now facing third-degree assault with injury charges.

Police said Chapman attacked a female friend she was living with while her baby watched.

According to a police affidavit, the baby was crying and the victim allegedly told Chapman to give the baby his medication. At that point, Chapman became enraged about being told what to do, charged at her roommate and then punched her in the head, according to police.

The arrest affidavit states that Chapman then bit her friend when she tried to restrain her.

The fight escalated, according to the arrest affidavit, which states that Chapman grabbed a pan full of macaroni grease and threw it at her roommate, burning her chest.

Police said Chapman then grabbed a frying pan full of green beans and hit her roommate in the back of the head.

Police said when they arrived, they found the alleged victim covered in grease and macaroni.

Acid Trip
11-29-2011, 03:08 PM
Macaroni grease? What kind of screwy macaroni was this lady making?

Teh One Who Knocks
11-29-2011, 03:09 PM
The greasy kind, duh :roll:


:lol:

DemonGeminiX
11-29-2011, 03:36 PM
Macaroni grease? What kind of screwy macaroni was this lady making?

+1

:huh:


The greasy kind, duh :roll:


:lol:

:-k

WD-40?

Teh One Who Knocks
11-29-2011, 03:40 PM
I said greasy, not oily :nono:

Muddy
11-29-2011, 03:56 PM
It must be the grease from using real cheese..

DemonGeminiX
11-29-2011, 04:01 PM
I said greasy, not oily :nono:

:hand:

Same difference.


It must be the grease from using real cheese..

:-s

Fresh vagina cheese?












:demon:

Muddy
11-29-2011, 04:06 PM
Vagina cheese?

DemonGeminiX
11-29-2011, 04:07 PM
:-s

You never heard of a yeast infection?

Muddy
11-29-2011, 04:10 PM
Does it look like cheese?

Shit! Look at this!

http://library.med.utah.edu/kw/derm/mml/24840083.jpg
Fungal infection of the scalp

John L. Bezzant,M.D.

The fungi that normally inhabit the soil or animals come in contact with a human and induce an infection, the skin is generally extremely inflamed and produces a purulent, boggy mass. It is important to treat this with an oral antifungal and an oral or injectable steroid to quickly reduce the inflammation and thereby preserve the hair follicles and prevent permanent hair loss. A fungal infection of the scalp can require sometimes six months of oral antifungal therapy to eradicate it.

DemonGeminiX
11-29-2011, 04:12 PM
That's nasty, dude. Thank you so much for sharing.

:lol:

Muddy
11-29-2011, 04:33 PM
Feel free to throw that in a spoiler if you want.. :lol:

Joebob034
11-29-2011, 05:27 PM
reminds me of that Al Green story.