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Teh One Who Knocks
11-29-2011, 10:35 PM
by Peter Gicas - E! Online


http://i.imgur.com/iTh4R.jpg

Well, isn't that special?

The perpetual sight of teen bride Courtney Stodden strutting around in all sorts of revealing outfits is certainly nothing new.

So, it was really no surprise to see the 17-year-old flaunting what the good Lord gave her by way of a skimpy form-fitting black dress in L.A. on Sunday.

Except for one thing.

She, along with her 51-year-old hubby Doug Hutchison, was attending...a church service!

So what do you think of Court's cleavage-baring worship wear? Completely innocent or simply sinful?
Muddy
11-29-2011, 11:43 PM
What a skank... And look at that little sawed off mother funker beside her... Is that Porky?
DemonGeminiX
11-29-2011, 11:44 PM
I thought Porky shaved his head?

:-k
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 12:01 AM
What a skank... And look at that little sawed off mother funker beside her... Is that Porky?

You wouldn't wear that to church? :-k
DemonGeminiX
11-30-2011, 12:11 AM
You wouldn't wear that to church? :-k

I don't think he could pull it off. He doesn't have the legs for it.
Muddy
11-30-2011, 12:21 AM
You wouldn't wear that to church? :-k

I would probably wear some form of cloth to church... If I went to church... Which I dont... And dont really want to..
DemonGeminiX
11-30-2011, 12:25 AM
Lance would wear it to church. He has that very same outfit in black and in hot pink.
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 12:27 AM
Lance would wear it to church. He has that very same outfit in black and in hot pink.

Yes, thanks for lending me the pink one, I'll be sure to have it back to you in time for that party you said you wanted to wear it to :tup:
DemonGeminiX
11-30-2011, 12:31 AM
Yes, thanks for lending me the pink one, I'll be sure to have it back to you in time for that party you said you wanted to wear it to :tup:

Nice try, buddy.

:lol:
KevinD
11-30-2011, 01:25 AM
What's the problem? I'd wear her to church. Doesn't the good book say to procreate and multiply?
Loser
11-30-2011, 01:40 AM
I'd like to spend an hour picking that mans brain. He has to know the secrets of the universe or something. :lol:
KevinD
11-30-2011, 01:43 AM
Secrets= money, fame, and a shlong.
Joebob034
11-30-2011, 02:33 AM
I guess I should start going to church again
Leefro
11-30-2011, 02:40 AM
Honestly she looks ok from around 100 yards
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 02:40 AM
Honestly she looks ok from around 100 yards

And you happen to be blindfolded
Leefro
11-30-2011, 02:44 AM
At 100 yards I would more than likely just focus on her funbags
RBP
11-30-2011, 02:45 AM
Bet she was sweating like a ...... you know the rest ;)
deebakes
11-30-2011, 02:49 AM
i wish her church attire was more holy... :oops:
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 02:56 AM
At 100 yards I would more than likely just focus on her funbags

She looks great if you're into 17 year olds that look like 45 year old used up porn stars
RBP
11-30-2011, 02:58 AM
She looks great if you're into 17 year olds that look like 45 year old used up porn stars

:wank:
deebakes
11-30-2011, 03:00 AM
don't forget :uwank:
JoeyB
11-30-2011, 06:28 AM
don't forget :uwank:

How could we. It's frightening. Upwank screams 'incoming sperm shower', which is great in a porno flick but a fairly shitty development in real life.
Joebob034
11-30-2011, 04:34 PM
She looks great if you're into 17 year olds that look like 45 year old used up porn stars

Lance I'm starting to question your taste in women. I mean yeah this chick is uber-skank but she's way hotter than Taylor Momsen or Haley Joel Osment's sister
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 04:36 PM
Lance I'm starting to question your taste in women. I mean yeah this chick is uber-skank but she's way hotter than Taylor Momsen or Haley Joel Osment's sister

:blind: