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Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 07:33 PM
By Rebecca Macatee - Us Weekly


http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/8348/1322677577courtneystodd.jpg

Courtney Stodden certainly isn't the fairest of them all, but the spray-tanned teen bride is living "like a princess!"

In a preview clip for VH1's The Fab Life, the 17-year-old gushes about her "crazy" life with 51-year-old hubby Doug Hutchison.

"Doug is wonderful," she says about Lost actor. "He picks up my coffee beans that I spill not he floor. He picks up my foundation. He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear. my high heels are all over."

"I have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband," she adds.

So how does Stodden's hubby benefit from the charmed life he provides for her? "I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen. My hair is done, my makeup's done," she says provocatively.

The much-younger blonde also tunes Hutchison in to today's music. "I've turned him on to Maroon 5, Train and all the new awesome bands," she says in The Fab Life clip. "There's fine lines in between what we share and what we teach each other!"

"It's so cute: Doug calls Maroon 5 'Monsoon 5'," she says. "He's like, 'YEAH! Monsoon 5!' It's so embarrassing, but it's darling too."
Dr Death
11-30-2011, 07:46 PM
:lol: Look at the kid in the bottom left hand corner! :lol: "look mommy, is that an old used up pornstar and her elderly husband?"
Muddy
11-30-2011, 07:48 PM
You're gonna make me hurl dude...
Dr Death
11-30-2011, 07:52 PM
She's fuggin NASTY!
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 07:52 PM
:lol: Look at the kid in the bottom left hand corner! :lol: "look mommy, is that an old used up pornstar and her elderly husband?"

:lol:


You're gonna make me hurl dude...

For some unknown reason, some people here think she's hot :wha:
PorkChopSandwiches
11-30-2011, 07:53 PM
what a stupid whore
PorkChopSandwiches
11-30-2011, 07:53 PM
I would fuck the shit out of her though
RBP
11-30-2011, 07:54 PM
what a stupid whore


I would fuck the shit out of her though

:+1:
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 07:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8XIkm.jpg
Muddy
11-30-2011, 07:58 PM
jESUS GOD MAN...
RBP
11-30-2011, 07:59 PM
:hater:
Muddy
11-30-2011, 08:02 PM
You're grounded RBP... Go to your room..
RBP
11-30-2011, 08:03 PM
yes Daddy :wank:
Muddy
11-30-2011, 08:04 PM
Leave the Noxema in the bathroom...
RBP
11-30-2011, 08:06 PM
party pooper :(
Dr Death
11-30-2011, 08:07 PM
party pooper :(I bet there's always a party in her pooper! :lol:
Muddy
11-30-2011, 08:10 PM
I bet there's always poop in her pooper....
MrsM
11-30-2011, 08:11 PM
I bet there's always a party in her pooper! :lol:

Zing!
Dr Death
11-30-2011, 08:14 PM
Zing!:mrgreen:
DemonGeminiX
11-30-2011, 08:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8XIkm.jpg

You should spoiler that shit, dude. You're gonna give people nightmares.

:no:
PorkChopSandwiches
11-30-2011, 08:41 PM
You should spoiler that shit, dude. You're gonna give people nightmares.

:no:

http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jenna_jameson_ugly_2.jpg
DemonGeminiX
11-30-2011, 08:42 PM
:no:
Muddy
11-30-2011, 08:55 PM
Spoiler that shit dude.... :x
PorkChopSandwiches
11-30-2011, 08:59 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-LFb5utKuXA/SPeldYeyN_I/AAAAAAAAAG8/6mkk_A9fjnQ/s400/g1shit.jpg
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 09:56 PM
You should spoiler that shit, dude. You're gonna give people nightmares.

:no:

Anyone opening a Courtney Stodden thread on purpose should be prepared for nightmares :hand:
DemonGeminiX
11-30-2011, 10:06 PM
Anyone opening a Courtney Stodden thread on purpose should be prepared for nightmares :hand:

:hand:

Sometimes I open a thread for the riveting conversation and completely skip over the first post entirely.
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 10:11 PM
:hand:

Sometimes I open a thread for the riveting conversation and completely skip over the first post entirely.

In a Stodden thread? :-s



:liar:
DemonGeminiX
11-30-2011, 10:18 PM
:nono:

You never know what nuggets of gold you might find coming from the fingertips of our illustrious members.




And why the hell are you posting pics of a washed up overly-altered Jenna Jameson in a Stodden thread anyway?
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 10:21 PM
And why the hell are you posting pics of a washed up overly-altered Jenna Jameson in a Stodden thread anyway?

Because they look like twins :tup:
DemonGeminiX
11-30-2011, 10:24 PM
Nah, Stodden ain't that bad yet. Give her two more years when nobody's paying any attention to her anymore and she starts going under the knife.
Hal-9000
11-30-2011, 10:27 PM
Leave the Noxema in the bathroom...

wait wait....Noxema?? :lol:

doesn't that shit burn?
Teh One Who Knocks
11-30-2011, 10:33 PM
Nah, Stodden ain't that bad yet. Give her two more years when nobody's paying any attention to her anymore and she starts going under the knife.

She does to me :puke:


wait wait....Noxema?? :lol:

doesn't that shit burn?

Pleasure AND Pain :shifty:

http://i.imgur.com/VFv8l.jpg