Snooki: I Want to Be the Next Jessica Simpson

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Us Weekly


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Snooki knows her days on Jersey Shore are numbered.

Though she and her MTV castmates will shoot their fourth season in Italy this spring, the 23-year-old New York native tells the new issue of Rolling Stone (on stands now) she's already devised a plan to extend her 15 minutes of fame.

"When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs," she tells the mag. "If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?' or 'Snooki's getting married!' What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions. I'm trying to build an empire, because after this I can't get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?"

Not that her stardom shows any signs of slowing down: more than 8.5 million viewers tune in each week to watch America's No. 1 party girl get rowdy with her costars (including Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Jenni "JWoww" Farley).

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Still, Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi) admits that like some of her critics, she's growing tired of her wild ways.

"If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. Obviously, they're only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I'm seeing is me drunk and falling down," she explains. "That's how I am when I party. But some of the stuff I do is, like, 'Really, Nicole?' I look like a freakin' alcoholic. I'm like, 'You're sweating, your makeup is running, you look gross.' I just look like sh*t."

According to the self-proclaimed "Princess of Poughkeepsie," being followed by cameras 24/7 only adds to her desire to let loose.

"It messes with your head. That's why we go crazy. That's why we fight with each other. That's why we drink," Snooki tells Rolling Stone. "We're living in a house for two months with that sh*t. We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras."

[Hal-9000]

it's people like GF that allow people like her to flourish :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:villagers:

[Joebob034]

I suggest massive plastic surgery if you wanna be like Jessica Simpson, and if the doctors screw up who cares cuz it'll probably be an improvement no matter what

[Yt Trash]

I watch it with my wife. It's our guilty pleasure. :oops:

[Hal-9000]

I watch it with my wife. It's our guilty pleasure. :oops:

chocolate cake is a guilty pleasure
porn featuring midgets and anal sex is a guilty pleasure
licking the beaters off after making icing is a guilty pleasure!!!

Watching Jersey Shore is just wrong

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Griffin]

porn featuring midgets and anal sex is a guilty pleasure


it never made me feel guilty

[Hal-9000]

it never made me feel guilty

being filmed or taking it up the butt?

[DemonGeminiX]

Is it a bad thing that I want to see this idiot get horribly mutilated in a terrible car accident, but I don't feel an ounce of guilt about it?

:-k

[Griffin]

being filmed or taking it up the butt?
doing the midgets up the butt

[Hal-9000]

doing the midgets up the butt

I don't know Grif...those little midget dudes can get pretty feisty at times

[Griffin]

I don't know Grif...those little midget dudes can get pretty feisty at times

tell me about it (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQG4ItI1dU-mBaVUIbgSezYQ6_ZlTK8DS_42rE-aADDH8DtXO8F&t=1)

[pepo]

pepo want snooky to be the last snooky!!!!

[Godfather]

New episode tomorrow :mrgreen:

[Noilly Pratt]

That's it Snooki - aim the bar high. Jessica Simpson is a goal now????!:facepalm:

Thank the gods I don't get Jersey Shore on my TV.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

New episode tomorrow :mrgreen:

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

That's it Snooki - aim the bar high. Jessica Simpson is a goal now????!:facepalm:

Thank the gods I don't get Jersey Shore on my TV.

same here...for some reason that program will NOT appear on my television...I'm guessing hardware problem

[Goofy]

same here...for some reason that program will NOT appear on my television...I'm guessing hardware problem

My tv has a built in 'shit filter', no Jersey Shore here :dance:

[Hikari Kisugi]

I would like Snookie to be the next Sarah Connor; the future sends cyborbs back to deal with her before anyone has had the littel sparkle that causes her.

[Yt Trash]

New episode tomorrow :mrgreen:



:dance:

[Godfather]

:dance:

:lol:

Nobody gets it like we do :P

[beowulf]

That's it Snooki - aim the bar high. Jessica Simpson is a goal now????!:facepalm:



suppose its better than wanting to be the next marge simpson

im also glad i dont get to see this ....sounds shite from what you all say

[Hal-9000]

That's it Snooki - aim the bar high. Jessica Simpson is a goal now????!:facepalm:

Thank the gods I don't get Jersey Shore on my TV.

They estimate Jessica Simpson will make a billion dollars this year, mainly due to her clothing line...

not a bad standard to aspire to

[Godfather]

They estimate Jessica Simpson will make a billion dollars this year, mainly due to her clothing line...

not a bad standard to aspire to

That's fucked up eh :lol:

Not that it really matters much because once you hit the hundreds of millions it's all just a game; but I read her fashion line was on track to sell $1 Billion, which doesn't equate to her being a billionaire... but still...

Pretty impressive for someone whose celebrity seems to have dropped off the radar...

[Hal-9000]

what I read was that between her existing royalties (singing, tv. movies) and her fashion line she will come very close to pocketing a billion....whether that's true or not, who knows.

I'm like you...I had no idea she was involved in that industry :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

suppose its better than wanting to be the next marge simpson

im also glad i dont get to see this ....sounds shite from what you all say

its on "viva" 8-[

[Godfather]

Really eh :lol: Wow.... good for her I guess.

Seems like all the big celebs do the clothing line thing. The Olsen twins are apparently worth billions that way too.

[Hal-9000]

Really eh :lol: Wow.... good for her I guess.

Seems like all the big celebs do the clothing line thing. The Olsen twins are apparently worth billions that way too.

Still...I can't help but imagine that it's a Kathy Lee Gifford scenario....Jessica basically puts her name on the clothing line and thousands of Malaysian children work in sweatshops making 10 cents per day.

At one point Jess will be stunned to find out her textiles come from stolen Red Cross blankets

[Teh One Who Knocks]

10 cents a day you say? :-k

Are there any benefits and are they hiring? :-s

[Hal-9000]

10 cents a day you say? :-k

Are there any benefits and are they hiring? :-s

You are too small and weak :hand:

They have starving children that can triple your daily output, sorry.

[Yt Trash]

You are too big and weak :hand:

They have starving children that can triple your daily output, sorry.


Fixed it for you!

They have smaller hands and nimble fingers.

[Hal-9000]

Fixed it for you!

They have smaller hands and nimble fingers.

thanks dude,

he didn't even respond to that slam....I'm getting worried :-k

[Godfather]

Guys... Snooki doesn't think Jersey Shore makes her look good.


:lol: I'm confused as to where these people get off thinking they're celebs for any reason but Jersey Shore. One wants to leave the show to be an actor, this little troll thinks the show is 'bad for her image'

It's all very poisonous this celebrity shite


That having been said... yesterday's episode was pretty funny.

[Yt Trash]

Guys... Snooki doesn't think Jersey Shore makes her look good.


:lol: I'm confused as to where these people get off thinking they're celebs for any reason but Jersey Shore. One wants to leave the show to be an actor, this little troll thinks the show is 'bad for her image'

It's all very poisonous this celebrity shite


That having been said... yesterday's episode was pretty funny.

I haven't caught it yet, it's on DVR, probably today or tomorrow.

[Yt Trash]

Guys... Snooki doesn't think Jersey Shore makes her look good.


:lol: I'm confused as to where these people get off thinking they're celebs for any reason but Jersey Shore. One wants to leave the show to be an actor, this little troll thinks the show is 'bad for her image'

It's all very poisonous this celebrity shite


That having been said... yesterday's episode was pretty funny.

I haven't caught it yet, it's on DVR, probably today or tomorrow.

[Hal-9000]

....:lol: I'm confused as to where these people get off thinking they're celebs for any reason but Jersey Shore.

Because people like you watch, that in turn gives the show ratings, which in turn provides sponsorship, which in turn provides them with obscene wages, which in turn makes people like Snooki feel that they're actually making legitimate contributions to our society :lol:



pretty much your fault GF :x :x