Man with rotisserie chicken in his pants arrested at Walmart

[Teh One Who Knocks]

by Ellison Langford, Rome News-Tribune staff writer


A Kingston man was arrested Tuesday afternoon, March 1, after police said he concealed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and left through the Garden Center of Walmart without paying for them, reports stated.

According to Floyd County Jail and Rome police reports:

Joseph Lee Stringer, 27, of 350 Brewer Road, was charged with misdemeanor shoplifting and released on a $1,350 bond.

[FBD]

did the grease stains on the front of his pants give it away? :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have a tube steak in my pants

[Hugh_Janus]

front or back of your pants? :dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Depends on Hal

[Hal-9000]

don't bring me into your deranged sexual rantings...


I prefer pork in my pants :naughty:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

jizz in my pants

[Hal-9000]

Lance ate a pound of pork yesterday....


did you feel any tingling down there?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I feel 10% lighter

[Deepsepia]

I love this story. I like the fact that not only was he in the market for crotch poultry, dental health was also on his mind.

Note to police-- if you keep looking, you'll find the floss.