Gorilla attacked by banana

[Pony]

This might be the greatest news report ever. Police were called to a Verizon Center when the store’s gorilla mascot was attacked by a man wearing a banana suit. The banana wearing attacker tackled the gorilla, and then split, he was last seen running down a street with four friends in the Strongsville, Ohio neighborhood.

Store manager Brandon Parham said that the assaulting banana took a leap, “like a Spartan in the movie 300.” Parham said to reporters: “Rest assured, unless you are a silverback gorilla, you have nothing to worry about when coming into the store.” Police were not able to find the attacker. They think it was a prank.


News story (no attack footage)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTlNSa6xNfY

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I want attack footage [-(

[Pony]

Happened about 15 minutes from my house.

:mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And just where were you when this happened? :-s

[Pony]

I want attack footage [-(

fine.

Crappy cell phone video
http://www.fox8.com/videobeta/0a4563a8-b7a3-4ced-8b82-bf700e5eda0f/News/Video-of-Banana-Attacking-Gorilla-Surfaces

[Pony]

Here ya go Lance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMkRGeQCxPI

[Teh One Who Knocks]

fine.

Crappy cell phone video
http://www.fox8.com/videobeta/0a4563a8-b7a3-4ced-8b82-bf700e5eda0f/News/Video-of-Banana-Attacking-Gorilla-Surfaces

That was underwhelming :|


Here ya go Lance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMkRGeQCxPI

:slap:

[Pony]

:yeehaw:

[RBP]

Funny story :lol:

[Hal-9000]

In a mall up here (close to where MrsM lives) Barney was entertaining some preschoolers and a group of teenagers came by, ripped Barney's head off and kicked the shit out of him.The young kids were mortified :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

"and then split"

tee hee

[Godfather]

:rofl: Awesome story