Courtney Stodden - bikini 'candids' outside the Funny or Die studios in Hollywood (Dec 9th, 2011) **ADDS**

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, as candid as can be for an over the top attention whore :rolleyes:



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[RBP]

what a body! damn!

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

I wonder if any of the porn companies are keeping tabs on when she turns 18.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

I wonder if any of the porn companies are keeping tabs on when she turns 18.

She already looks like a washed up 40 year old porn star now....in another year she'll look like a 60 year old washed up porn star :hand:

[RBP]

She already looks like a washed up 40 year old porn star now....in another year she'll look like a 60 year old washed up porn star :hand:

You'd fuck her. :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You'd fuck her. :hand:

Not if she was the last attention whore on the face of the planet :puke:

[RBP]

Not if she was the last attention whore on the face of the planet :puke:

Well she's not, so that's a yes. :nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well she's not, so that's a yes. :nana:

Wrong :hand:

She is not attractive in the least...all you people drooling over her need a trip to the optometrist STAT

[deebakes]

damn... i'd totally statutory this chick :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Softdreamer]

There is nothing 'Candid' about this girl whatsoever.

With people like this I wonder if that after stripping away all the fake for the camera bullshit, there is anything left.

[Hal-9000]

and some people here say that Lohan is hotter :blind:

....that is one smokin body

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And a face that looks like it hit every branch as she fell outta the ugly tree :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Her face looks like it caught on fire and someone beat it out with a logging chain :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

candids :lol:

I dont know what your looking at Lance, that body is TIGHT

[Hal-9000]

Lance needs help

[Hugh_Janus]

And a face that looks like it hit every branch as she fell outta the ugly tree :tup:


Her face looks like it caught on fire and someone beat it out with a logging chain :)

that's why they invented doggy style :slap: which also means you can fish hook her:tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

that's why they invented doggy style :slap: which also means you can fish hook her:tup:

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmqjp8c3lJ1qijsfwo1_500.jpg

:dance:

[Hugh_Janus]

:fuckyeah:

[Muddy]

Most 16 year old girls have nice bodies.... Their metabolism isn't like an adults yet... You can see her pussy through the bottoms... I wonder if she shaves or if she just doesn't grow hair down there yet..

[Hugh_Janus]

who cares, man. I'd slam the fuck out of it and spunk on her fakeass boobies

[Hal-9000]

more ADDS please :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/8XIkm.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/8XIkm.jpg

:slap:

[Muddy]

My word...

[Hal-9000]

I used to love Jenna :sad2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That's what happens when Tito starts hitting it

[Muddy]

That's what happens when Tito starts hitting it

With his fist?

[Hal-9000]

That's what happens when Tito starts hitting it

Michael Jackson's bro???? :shock:


oh, you mean that guy who does the ultimate farce fighting :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm gonna take the hate into another direction:

This is a little girl in a woman's body playing in an adult's world. She's gonna get older, decide it's not so cool to be married to a D-list 50-something year old actor, and she's gonna jump ship. And when she figures out that no one's gonna give her the attention that she was given when she first married Toombs, she'll either do something drastic to extend her pathetic 15 minutes or she'll fade away and, either way, become a single footnote in a very big book of worthless shit.

[Hal-9000]

I'm gonna take the hate into another direction:

This is a little girl in a woman's body playing in an adult's world. She's gonna get older, decide it's not so cool to be married to a D-list 50-something year old actor, and she's gonna jump ship. And when she figures out that no one's gonna give her the attention that she was given when she first married Toombs, she'll either do something drastic to extend her pathetic 15 minutes or she'll fade away and become a single footnote in a very big book of worthless shit.

One step further...this relationship will end in tragedy.Maybe even gun related....

[Muddy]

I'm gonna take the hate into another direction:

This is a little girl in a woman's body playing in an adult's world. She's gonna get older, decide it's not so cool to be married to a D-list 50-something year old actor, and she's gonna jump ship. And when she figures out that no one's gonna give her the attention that she was given when she first married Toombs, she'll either do something drastic to extend her pathetic 15 minutes or she'll fade away and, either way, become a single footnote in a very big book of worthless shit.

Lets hope for a hustler tape...

[Hal-9000]

That dude with the shit eating grin has already made a few tapes....you know it!!! :lol:

[Loser]

Yea, I'd nail it :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Yea, I'd nail it :lol:

Only homersexuals and people named Lance wouldn't :lol:

[Muddy]

That dude with the shit eating grin has already made a few tapes....you know it!!! :lol:

You know what? Whoop de doo... He doesn't impress me... There's a plethora of fine ass 16 year olds out there... he hasn't done anything significant, considering he's a "star"...

[Hal-9000]

You know what? Whoop de doo... He doesn't impress me... There's a plethora of fine ass 16 year olds out there... he hasn't done anything significant, considering he's a "star"...

that's nice..I was referring to the fact that he's an unattractive 50 something male who has that grin in each picture that says - Look what I go home to every night :lol: So yeah, I bet he's made some tapes for bragging rights.


and if you can nail something like that when you're 52 and have the hold he seems to have over her, cheers :thumbsup:

[Loser]

and if you can nail something like that when you're 52 and have the hold he seems to have over her, cheers :thumbsup:

No shit :lol:

[Muddy]

that's nice..I was referring to the fact that he's an unattractive 50 something male who has that grin in each picture that says - Look what I go home to every night :lol: So yeah, I bet he's made some tapes for bragging rights.


and if you can nail something like that when you're 52 and have the hold he seems to have over her, cheers :thumbsup:


She aint shit without him...nobody wants her ass but you Hal and this guy named "loser"... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

she ain't shit without Doug??? :shock:


Yeah she'd probably be one of the junior ho's in Sheen's fleet :lol:

[Muddy]

Yeah she'd probably be one of the junior ho's in Sheen's fleet :lol:

She aint fine enough for that boy... c'mon now... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I forgot :doh: Sheen = all class ho's


I wonder what she'd be doing if she didn't hook up with mentor-Doug? Probably some B movie sleaze for attention whores

[Muddy]

I forgot :doh: Sheen = all class ho's


I wonder what she'd be doing if she didn't hook up with mentor-Doug? Probably some B movie sleaze for attention whores

Sheen= fucking 3 fine ass porn goddesses at one time...

[Hal-9000]

I've taken down my framed picture of Jesus and replaced it with Chuck :thumbsup:

[MrsM]

I think she has an incredible body - however her face... she does not look 17 (more like 30). she will not age well - which is ok because her BF is an old fart to start with.

As for said BF Doug... he creeps the hell out of me, so just the fact that he's all over her lowers her appeal a few points.

[Muddy]

I think she has an incredible body - however her face... she does not look 17 (more like 30). she will not age well - which is ok because her BF is an old fart to start with.

As for said BF Doug... he creeps the hell out of me, so just the fact that he's all over her lowers her appeal a few points.

Yeah he's a greasy looking little imp...

[Hal-9000]

I think she has an incredible body - however her face... she does not look 17 (more like 30). she will not age well - which is ok because her BF is an old fart to start with.

As for said BF Doug... he creeps the hell out of me, so just the fact that he's all over her lowers her appeal a few points.

I want to know how it happened.We all understand that initial attraction is mostly physical...maybe you like the way the person talks or laughs...

So how did a plain, old guy like that hook up with her? And she makes it seem like he's God when interviewed....no offense to old Doug there but do date rape drugs last 3 years?

[Loser]

I've taken down my framed picture of Jesus and replaced it with Chuck :thumbsup:

I have a copy of "the kramer" sitting on my living room wall :lol:

[Hal-9000]

God of the 90's sitcoms :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a copy of "the kramer" sitting on my living room wall :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/KQ4ES.jpg

More attractive than Courtney's face :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/KQ4ES.jpg

More attractive than Courtney's face :thumbsup:

Are you gay?

[Hal-9000]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I submit exhibit A for your perusal.


Miss Stodden has repeatedly said that her body has not been enhanced through plastic surgery.

What about 'outer' plastic surgery?


wtf?


http://i.imgur.com/3Oi2c.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

I knew a woman back in the late 90s that wore those.

[Muddy]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I submit exhibit A for your perusal.


Miss Stodden has repeatedly said that her body has not been enhanced through plastic surgery.

What about 'outer' plastic surgery?


wtf?


http://i.imgur.com/3Oi2c.jpg

Wow.... Nice catch Hal.... Impressive...

[Hal-9000]

friend at work pointed it out to me :oops: I would never examine a woman's breasts too closely..

[Loser]

Are you gay?

Maybe we should chip in and get him this one instead? :-k


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:outtahere:

[Leefro]

You'd fuck her. :hand:

Most people would

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Most blind people that are terminal and dying in a week or less with no standards would

FTFY :tup: