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Teh One Who Knocks
12-19-2011, 03:34 PM
By Will Greenlee - Treasure Coast Palm


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When a deputy spoke to John Wescott Dickson Jr. at McDonald's, the deputy was greeted by a "strong" smell that many would consider unpleasant.

The odor was of what the deputy believed to be feces, according to recently released Martin County Sheriff's records.

The deputy encountered Dickson, 62, on Dec. 14 after going to a McDonald's in the 3600 block of Southeast Federal Highway in Stuart for a disturbance-related incident.

Two witnesses said Dickson was asked to leave "due to his overpowering odor of feces," a report states. One of the witnesses said Dickson grew angry and began yelling, spilling beverages and hitting tables.

The other witness said when Dickson went in the playground area, the adult customers got their kids and left because of Dickson's "disorderly behavior." The witness said she told Dickson to leave several times, but he wouldn't.

As the deputy arrested Dickson, the deputy noticed "brown streaks" on Dickson's jeans.

The deputy reported Dickson couldn't sign a trespass warning "due to having feces on his hands and being in handcuffs," records state.

Dickson, listed as homeless, was arrested on misdemeanor charges including disorderly conduct and trespass after warning.

redred
12-19-2011, 03:43 PM
:huh:

deebakes
12-20-2011, 02:19 AM
:drool:

Griffin
12-20-2011, 02:25 AM
shitty way to spread holiday cheer.

KevinD
12-20-2011, 04:44 AM
Aha, I see the work of a master here: It's getting cold, (well, for the area) the local soup kitchens and beds are full, so, smear a bit of poop, make a scene, wallah!: free ticket to a nice comfy climate controlled cell, free food, and maybe even some Christmas ham..


Brilliant!

perrhaps
12-20-2011, 02:32 PM
Aha, I see the work of a master here: It's getting cold, (well, for the area) the local soup kitchens and beds are full, so, smear a bit of poop, make a scene, wallah!: free ticket to a nice comfy climate controlled cell, free food, and maybe even some Christmas ham..


Brilliant!

Until you meet your new cellmate, Tyrone.

PorkChopSandwiches
12-20-2011, 03:32 PM
Until you meet your new cellmate, Tyrone.

He wont be going to prison, a regular jail doesn't have rape issues.

KevinD
12-20-2011, 03:38 PM
He wont be going to prison, a regular jail doesn't have rape issues.

Exactly!

PorkChopSandwiches
12-20-2011, 03:38 PM
especially if you are covered in shit :lol: