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JoeyB
12-19-2011, 11:18 PM
When you are staring at a photo of Stacy Keibler's spandex clad crotch and the phone rings, and it's your mother calling.

True story. Four minutes ago...

Feel free to add yours. Your stories, not your crotches. I mean, I may Spyker this thread at some point, but no need to do it on the first post, am I right or what?
Hugh_Janus
12-19-2011, 11:43 PM
when you walk in a small room to find a colleague with his fly undone and his hands rummaging where they shouldn't be and he shouts "I'm not doing anything!!!"
JoeyB
12-20-2011, 12:04 AM
when you walk in a small room to find a colleague with his fly undone and his hands rummaging where they shouldn't be and he shouts "I'm not doing anything!!!"

That conversation should have gone exactly like this:

and he shouts "I'm not doing anything!!!"
Hugh: "And you've got nothing worth doing it with".
Hugh_Janus
12-20-2011, 12:09 AM
didn't have a chance, I about turned like a motherfucker
JoeyB
12-20-2011, 12:12 AM
didn't have a chance, I about turned like a motherfucker

And I respect that you didn't unzip and start humming porn music...I respect that more than you'll ever know.
Muddy
12-20-2011, 12:56 AM
I caught a buddy of mine down on the bathroom floor humping the shit out of his hand one day....
JoeyB
12-20-2011, 05:25 AM
I caught a buddy of mine down on the bathroom floor humping the shit out of his hand one day....

What? I didn't know you knew Dee in real life. :-k
deebakes
12-20-2011, 05:37 AM
MG is my dad :-k
JoeyB
12-20-2011, 05:43 AM
MG is my dad :-k

That is awkward...
deebakes
12-20-2011, 05:46 AM
:shrug:
JoeyB
12-20-2011, 05:57 AM
:shrug:

When he dies, you'll inheret his vast collection of dirty magazines and lubricants.
Softdreamer
12-20-2011, 10:04 AM
MG is my dad :-k

http://i.imgur.com/4oLbZ.jpg
deebakes
12-21-2011, 02:50 AM
When he dies, you'll inheret his vast collection of dirty magazines and lubricants.

i'm looking more forward to the river house and sea-doo's ...
JoeyB
12-21-2011, 05:28 AM
i'm looking more forward to the river house and sea-doo's ...

Well fuck, let's kill him and inherit some fun right now.
deebakes
12-22-2011, 02:34 AM
then mom would be distraught so that is not a good idea...
JoeyB
12-22-2011, 05:16 AM
then mom would be distraught so that is not a good idea...

I'll make her feel better. Now go kill daddy.
Noilly Pratt
12-22-2011, 05:50 AM
When you are staring at a photo of Stacy Keibler's spandex clad crotch and the phone rings, and it's your mother calling.

:-k:-s

Unless you have a video phone, I don't see a problem here...here's the theme music for this thread...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NpvZ68EIgA

:huh:

does your mother look like Stacy? Does your mother wear spandex?
JoeyB
12-22-2011, 05:52 AM
:-k:-s

Unless you have a video phone, I don't see a problem here...

It wouldn't have mattered anyway. I wasn't jerking off or anything. It's just...you know...I had an eyeful of Stacy Keibler's finer bits and then I'm talking to my mom. It's not fun.
deebakes
12-23-2011, 03:44 AM
i always picture stacy keibler's crotch when i am talking to your mom :-k
JoeyB
12-23-2011, 05:49 AM
i always picture stacy keibler's crotch when i am talking to your mom :-k

Who wouldn't now.