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Teh One Who Knocks
12-21-2011, 10:48 PM
by: MADISON VANDERBERG - Hollyscoop


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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly spent $130,000 on Suri's Christmas gifts this year! Does Bugatti make a Barbie car or something?

In Touch Weekly got a hold of Suri's Christmas list and all the things she's asking for equal $130,000 worth of stuff and Tom and Katie want to buy her all of it.

Suri asked for a pony at the top of the Christmas wish list, because all little girls want ponies until they realize that they poop and kick and are basically just a midget horse. Apparently Tom Cruise has already found a stable for the new pet near their home in Beverly Hills. Hah, a horse in Beverly Hills, like that would ever happen!

She also asked for diamond earrings and gowns that will make her look "like a fairy princess." That's easy, just get Nicki Minaj's stylist to bring over Minaj's leftover dresses. Done and Done.

"Tom and Katie love the holidays and always go overboard," says a source. You don't say! Like $130,000 overboard. Like a luxury vehicle and the price of a small condo - overboard.

Because Suri is the best 5 year old in Hollywood, the source adds, "They are buying Suri absolutely everything she asks for."

The parents reportedly want her to have a "magical time" at Christmas. Also, the source adds, "Suri is very mature and knows what she wants." Of course, only the most mature 5-year-olds demand a pony at Christmas.

Next year, why doesn't she just ask for a blank check.

Hal-9000
12-21-2011, 10:52 PM
I love the comment on ponies :lol:

DemonGeminiX
12-21-2011, 10:58 PM
When that little girl grows up, she's gonna leave a trail of abused and broken ex-husbands in her wake.

Hal-9000
12-21-2011, 10:59 PM
she was hatched in a petri dish....she'll be communing with dolphins or some shit when she gets old enough to date

DemonGeminiX
12-21-2011, 11:06 PM
:hand:

The dolphins are smart enough to know that she's batshit crazy and stay away from her.

Hal-9000
12-21-2011, 11:14 PM
EEEEIEEEEEIIE...EEEIEIEIEIEEEEEEE.EEEIIII.....EEI

*dolphin translation*

Tom Cruise is your dad? Stay away from us freak! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
12-21-2011, 11:23 PM
When that little girl grows up, she's gonna leave a trail of abused and broken ex-husbands in her wake.

She looks like a sweet kid :hand:

Hal-9000
12-21-2011, 11:33 PM
She's taller than Tom now :face:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-21-2011, 11:35 PM
:lmao:


I bet that kills him, here he is this big action movie star and he's shorter than his wife :lol:

Hal-9000
12-21-2011, 11:37 PM
:lol:

It's funny how she was a star on the rise, made a couple of decent movies after TV....and then she gets married to him and it's THE COMPOUND for life

Richard Cranium
12-21-2011, 11:38 PM
#1 on her list, to not have that fucktarded idiot as a father

Hugh_Janus
12-22-2011, 12:00 AM
wow.... I wish my parents were rich when I was growing up :wha:

DemonGeminiX
12-22-2011, 12:41 AM
wow.... I wish my parents were rich when I was growing up :wha:

:-s

You and everybody else in this world.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-22-2011, 12:59 AM
:-s

You and everybody else in this world.

Not me, I liked growing up poor :hand:

DemonGeminiX
12-22-2011, 01:06 AM
Not me, I liked growing up poor :hand:

:nono:

If you weren't dirt po', it doesn't count.

PorkChopSandwiches
12-22-2011, 01:10 AM
1%

Teh One Who Knocks
12-22-2011, 01:29 AM
:nono:

If you weren't dirt po', it doesn't count.

Dirt? :-s

We could only dream of having a dirt floor. The house I grew up in had a floor of broken glass and raw sewage :hand:

Hugh_Janus
12-22-2011, 06:17 PM
raw sewage you say? That was because of all the shit you talked :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-22-2011, 06:18 PM
It took you a full day and that's the best come back you have? :-s

:shakehead:

Muddy
12-22-2011, 06:20 PM
I didnt think they were Christians?

Hugh_Janus
12-22-2011, 06:24 PM
It took you a full day and that's the best come back you have? :-s

:shakehead:

:-s

esscuse me, mister, some of us do more than mooch about on a forum during work hours [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-22-2011, 06:32 PM
:-s

esscuse me, mister, some of us do more than mooch about on a forum during work hours [-(

Don't hate the player, hate the game :hand: