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Teh One Who Knocks
12-27-2011, 06:40 PM
By Paul Thompson - The Daily Mail


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A woman was jailed after calling police to tell them: 'I ate too much.'

Mary Ellen Lisee made the bizarre call from her motel room to emergency dispatchers before abruptly hanging up.

Officers sent to the Traveler's Inn motel in Fort Pierce, Florida, found the 45-year-old woman in one of the rooms.

She told officers she had dialed 911 because she 'ate too much food'.

The woman's boyfriend told police he was leaving to get some peace and quiet because she was 'talking too much.'

Officers said they smelled alcohol on her Lisee's breath and wrote in their arrest report that she appeared to be drunk.

They said when she left the hotel room she was yelling, 'Are you surprised? Are you surprised?'

When officers asked her to write a statement, she wrote: “My name is Mary Ellen Lisee. I have beaten, I believe in God, and He forgives me. I may joke, but I do not do crack. I will not for as long as I live.”

Officers asked Lisee to swear to the statement and when she refused arrested her on charges of misuse of 911 and disorderly conduct.

redred
12-27-2011, 07:57 PM
i think i came close to doing this :lol: took me half hour to finish a pint off

Hal-9000
12-27-2011, 08:21 PM
I called 911 because I couldn't get it up once....the cops came and arrested the girl I was with

Godfather
12-28-2011, 01:43 AM
Got a cousin who is an E.R. doc, apparently they're pretty busy with gastro-related stuff this time of year :lol: Fatasses