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Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 08:59 PM
Most years I just look after and drive around drunk people.This year I'll be staying at home and not doing much.
How about you? :wavey:
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 09:01 PM
btw...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/rmGAO.jpg
Loser
12-31-2011, 09:03 PM
Going to casino and getting fkin tanked. Maybe try to get laid, and stay the night there. Dunno, all I know for sure right now is drunk, and spending money.
Most likely staying home. :)
Most years I just look after and drive around drunk people.This year I'll be staying at home and not doing much.
How about you? :wavey:
I was planning on just staying in. A girl I haven't seen in a while called me out of the blue and wants to spend it together. her, myself and 3 others in a 6 person hotel room that offers free shuttle rides to/from the nearby bar.
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 09:21 PM
:lol:
I just got an email from a friend.She says - "Are you coming over to my place tonight for the sale? Women's clothing will be 100% off."
and that's it, not a how are you or happy new year...:lol: damn that girl makes laugh
Nice!
So you're still staying home then?
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 09:29 PM
She's a rug muncher, same result if I go over there or just stay home :lol:
me at midnite --> :wank:
Well you could go over there and wank to her naked while watching girl/girl porn....
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 09:36 PM
already asked, she kinda got mad...
then when I called her Samantha Strap-on she got really pissed :lol:
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 09:47 PM
I was hanging with her one night and flat out asked - Soooo, are you like us men? Do hot chicks with big tits and nice asses turn you on or do you look for something else in a girl?
she looks me right in the eye - hal? Given the chance I'd lick the HEP C right outta Pamela Anderson.
:rofl: how do you respond to that?
Cactus
12-31-2011, 09:54 PM
being the DD tonight....hopefully some drunk woman takes pity on me at midnight
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 09:55 PM
being the DD tonight....hopefully some drunk woman takes pity on me at midnight
I've had a lot of fun doing that...not the pity-sex kinda fun though :lol:
also had to clean out my car a couple of times, notsomuch fun :|
Cactus
12-31-2011, 09:57 PM
most of my friends can hold their booze so I am not worried. I know I have been sober for only three months, but as much as I used to drink, I thought I would miss it more.
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 10:00 PM
Drunk people are loud and repetitive, once you get along that vibe you'll have a good time too :lol:
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 10:04 PM
fook she's killing me :lol:
I just got another note - hal, come over and let's get wasted.We're staying in.There will be lots of 'your' type of people coming over.Don't be a bitch and bring me some coolers.
*she drinks those high alcohol fruity drink thingys :rofl:
Cactus
12-31-2011, 10:05 PM
whats your type of people? that sounds racist? or sexist? or some other -ist?
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 10:09 PM
whats your type of people? that sounds racist? or sexist? or some other -ist?
she's gay and I'm not
my type is hetero I would guess...:lol: she's really attractive (despite her big mouth), let me try and find a pic
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 10:12 PM
she looks a lot like this chick...right down to the mouth and smile
http://i.imgur.com/p7RZQ.jpg
Cactus
12-31-2011, 10:13 PM
she trying to set you up man? I would go to her party. I always wanted a lesbian wingman.
Cactus
12-31-2011, 10:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/p7RZQ.jpg
So like an attractive Hillary Swank.
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 10:16 PM
Sometimes (when she cleans up that skank body) I think she looks like that Brit actress Kate Beckinsale.
then she opens her mouth and ruins the whole effect :rofl:
Hal-9000
12-31-2011, 10:18 PM
lil bit like this
http://i.imgur.com/D9AXk.jpg
Cactus
12-31-2011, 10:23 PM
so kinda of like Mary-Louise Parker from Weeds?
Leefro
12-31-2011, 11:07 PM
Fuck all
Taking drugs and sleeping
golfer
12-31-2011, 11:19 PM
sitting at home with at least one bottle of wine and a cigar with my gf... but it could become a several bottles of wine and cigars type of night...
DemonGeminiX
01-01-2012, 12:14 AM
Nada, hombre.
redred
01-01-2012, 12:20 AM
happy new year folks it's 2012 for me:dance2:
Leefro
01-01-2012, 01:08 AM
GMT PEOPLE
Hal-9000
01-01-2012, 01:08 AM
I think I'm going to sit on my big fat ass and not go out...for awhile anyways 8-[
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 01:27 AM
Sleeping....I''ve seen midnight before, doesn't impress me much
Fodster
01-01-2012, 01:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOoRhqKP3D0
Hal-9000
01-01-2012, 01:34 AM
Sleeping....I''ve seen midnight before, doesn't impress me much
:x
It's a pivotal moment in time...just a second when one year turns into the next.
I want you present and accounted mister Party Pooper :x
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 01:38 AM
:yawn:
Hal-9000
01-01-2012, 01:41 AM
:face: 2012 is the year we all die.
I would have thought you'd make a better effort to herald in the LAST NEW YEAR EVER :cheerlead:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 01:41 AM
:sleepy:
Hal-9000
01-01-2012, 01:46 AM
:x
That's it then.I'm going to pick up some booze, get hammered and go online and play MW3. I'll use my steam ID Major Asshole and ruin a whole bunch of people's nights by shooting them in the knees :dance:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 01:46 AM
That sounds mean :nono:
Hal-9000
01-01-2012, 01:51 AM
You haven't seen me play a first person shooter after having a few drinks
I become this 8 foot tall, 300 pound target who can't run and my body is one big bullet magnet.It's like a gift for the other guys :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 01:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE&ob=av3e
DemonGeminiX
01-01-2012, 02:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RTqn5.gif
:d
Goofy
01-01-2012, 12:46 PM
Happy New Year everyone :wavey: I have a hangover :|
redred
01-01-2012, 01:37 PM
londons firework show from last night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy_9bx6U8_0
Noilly Pratt
01-02-2012, 12:49 AM
Happy New Year all! Didn't get back home until 4am...was the "house band" for a friend's home party. The friend, as he got drunker and drunker tried to outplay me - play all over my solos, etc. - he's ultra competitive, I'm not and is a semi-pro now, but I taught him all he knows and he's gone from there.
But enough was enough. So, sober me had to show him how it was done -- Hotel California, American Pie and a bunch of other Eagles, Buddy Holly and Crowded House tunes later, (not Beatles, that was too predictable) he passed out!
And my 9 year old daughter partied in the basement with kids her own age while using the Wii. Most fun for her was just creating little Wii avatars, never mind about the games. Drove home so only 1 beer at 9pm and a sip of champagne at Midnight.
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