The Complaint Department

[Hal-9000]

:-s

And you guys wanted me to buy one of those things?

Did the remote die or does it just need batteries?

I haven't even looked at my dvd player since getting mine...and like all tech, it will have it's moments.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

And you guys wanted me to buy one of those things?

You should :thumbsup:


and he changes the position of them daily in the pop up window!!!! :x

Do not :hand:


Did the remote die or does it just need batteries?

I haven't even looked at my dvd player since getting mine...and like all tech, it will have it's moments.

Definitely the remote...put new batteries in and nothing :|

[Hal-9000]

You should :thumbsup:



Do not :hand:



Definitely the remote...put new batteries in and nothing :|

Warranty time Lance?

[Binky]

It is 8PM, my kid has the attention span of a puppy:freakout: and an assignment explaining the difference between chemical properties and physical properties :meh:

I wanna go watch TV

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Warranty time Lance?

Pretty sure it's out of warranty :wha:

[Hal-9000]

Pretty sure it's out of warranty :wha:

Ok forget about WD....do you think you can contact the store you bought it from and get something there?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It is 8PM, my kid has the attention span of a puppy:freakout: and an assignment explaining the difference between chemical properties and physical properties :meh:

I wanna go watch TV

What kinda puppy? :D


Ok forget about WD....do you think you can contact the store you bought it from and get something there?

Doubtful....I looked and WD sells replacement remotes...but they're out of stock :wha:

[Binky]

What kinda puppy? :D

The kind that runs after its tail nonstop and pees on the floor right after you took it outside, barks and whines all night. You feel guilty and let it sleep in your bed, then it shits on your quilt and you have to do laundry at 3 in the morning because you feel leaving a shit covered quilt in the laundry basket is just wrong, but your washer doesn't work and overflows onto the floor, since it'll wreck the floor you need to mop it up. Now it's 4AM you have a puppy that looks really cute while he's sleeping even though you know he took a whiz on the couch a few seconds ago, (kicking it not an option), a shit covered quilt, a broken washer, a flooded laundry room, you have to get up in two hours. The best kind of puppy!

[Hal-9000]

What kinda puppy? :D



Doubtful....I looked and WD sells replacement remotes...but they're out of stock :wha:

I was thinking if it was like 14 months or something, the store may give you a remote?

Otherwise, WD selling replacement remotes sounds like they know what's up :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The kind that runs after its tail nonstop and pees on the floor right after you took it outside, barks and whines all night. You feel guilty and let it sleep in your bed, then it shits on your quilt and you have to do laundry at 3 in the morning because you feel leaving a shit covered quilt in the laundry basket is just wrong, but your washer doesn't work and overflows onto the floor, since it'll wreck the floor you need to mop it up. Now it's 4AM you have a puppy that looks really cute while he's sleeping even though you know he took a whiz on the couch a few seconds ago, (kicking it not an option), a shit covered quilt, a broken washer, a flooded laundry room, you have to get up in two hours. The best kind of puppy!

That doesn't sound like the best kinda puppy at all [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was thinking if it was like 14 months or something, the store may give you a remote?

Otherwise, WD selling replacement remotes sounds like they know what's up :|

More than likely :wha:

But like I said, luckily my TV has a USB port and plays video files right off my flash drive. :)

[Hal-9000]

More than likely :wha:

But like I said, luckily my TV has a USB port and plays video files right off my flash drive. :)

Mkv's too? My DVD player will do USB but not play mkv format files...and all of my movies use that container.I don't have avi's anymore.

[Cactus]

My neighborhood has a community pool/spa. After my run tonight, I wanted to take a quick soak in the hot tub, but the damn thing was ice cold. Damn!!!

:meh::thumbsdown::

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mkv's too? My DVD player will do USB but not play mkv format files...and all of my movies use that container.I don't have avi's anymore.

I only tried one MKV file on it so far and it played it fine :banana:

[Yt Trash]

What kinda puppy? :D



Doubtful....I looked and WD sells replacement remotes...but they're out of stock :wha:


Hey Lance I don't know if this applies or not, but have you recently moved the WD unit or put it in a new location. I only ask cause we recently got new furniture. A glass shelved stand where my WD was put on. It quit working, or it wasn't responding to the remote as well as it should. I thought it was broken too, well just simply trying to diagnose it, I moved it and noticed it worked without any trouble when it wasn't on the glass shelve. I know, sounds weird but somehow the glass shelve interferes with the remote and the unit. Atleast it did for me. Worth a try if this is the case.

[Pony]

Also wondering if a programmable remote would at least give you some of the functions...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey Lance I don't know if this applies or not, but have you recently moved the WD unit or put it in a new location. I only ask cause we recently got new furniture. A glass shelved stand where my WD was put on. It quit working, or it wasn't responding to the remote as well as it should. I thought it was broken too, well just simply trying to diagnose it, I moved it and noticed it worked without any trouble when it wasn't on the glass shelve. I know, sounds weird but somehow the glass shelve interferes with the remote and the unit. Atleast it did for me. Worth a try if this is the case.

No, it's been in the same place it always has. :(


Also wondering if a programmable remote would at least give you some of the functions...

Can you use a programmable remote with it? :-k

[redred]

Can you use a programmable remote with it? :-k
found this for you lance

http://www.avforums.com/forums/streamers-network-media-players/904163-universal-remote-western-digital-wd-tv-hd-media-player.html

looks like this one does

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Logitech-Harmony-Universal-Remote-Control/dp/B000FTOOKS/ref=pd_cp_ce_3

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's a lot of money for a remote :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And it's unavailable anyway :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thanks though Red :)

[Hal-9000]

And it's unavailable anyway :|

What does WD want for a replacement?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What does WD want for a replacement?

$15 when it's in stock

[Joebob034]

Fuck calc 2 whhhyyy do i have to take this class. Calculus is the tool of the devil.

[DemonGeminiX]

Fuck calc 2 whhhyyy do i have to take this class. Calculus is the tool of the devil.

Calculus 1 is easy as sin, Calculus 2 is even easier, and Calculus 3 was only marginally more difficult than Calculus 1.

You need to spend more time studying and don't skip class.

[RBP]

Calculus 1 is easy as sin, Calculus 2 is even easier, and Calculus 3 was only marginally more difficult than Calculus 1.

You need to spend more time studying and don't skip class.


:spank:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fuck calc 2 whhhyyy do i have to take this class. Calculus is the tool of the devil.

And it's utterly useless in the real world :thumbsup:

I deal with complex drawings every day and all I use is a bit of algebra and some trig/geometry. Taking Advanced math and Calculus was a huge waste of time looking back on it.

[DemonGeminiX]

And it's utterly useless in the real world :thumbsup:

I deal with complex drawings every day and all I use is a bit of algebra and some trig/geometry. Taking Advanced math and Calculus was a huge waste of time looking back on it.

Bullshit... you see all that wonderful infrastructure and buildings all over your city? Guess what? They used Calculus 1, 2, and 3, plus some Linear Algebra and Differential Equations, with a little bit of Statistics on the side to build all that stuff. If it wasn't for all those useless things, that wonderful truck and all our wonderful cars that we drive wouldn't exist.

It maybe useless in your job, but the rest of the world can't spin without it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bullshit... you see all that wonderful infrastructure and buildings all over your city? Guess what? They used Calculus 1, 2, and 3, plus some Linear Algebra and Differential Equations, with a little bit of Statistics on the side to build all that stuff. If it wasn't for all those useless things, that wonderful truck and all our wonderful cars that we drive wouldn't exist.

Do I look like I care about infrastructure? :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

Ima take all your paved roads away and make you pull your truck out of the mud when it's raining all over the dirt roads you have left.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have 4WD :dance2:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

Pfft!


You ain't gonna be dancing when you're stuck in 3 feet of mud.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where do you think I live, in a swamp? :-s

[Hal-9000]

I have 4WD :dance2:

I have 2 Seagates but I'm not sure what this has to do with calculus

[DemonGeminiX]

No, but when I take all your paved roads away and all you're left with is dirt to drive on and it starts raining...

3 feet of mud. Dance around that, Mr. 4WD.

:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have 2 Seagates but I'm not sure what this has to do with calculus

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, but when I take all your paved roads away and all you're left with is dirt to drive on and it starts raining...

3 feet of mud. Dance around that, Mr. 4WD.

:nana:

We got almost no rain for 8 months here last year, I don't think I have to worry about mud. :banana:

[DemonGeminiX]

:|

You're not that far from the Pacific coast... Ima find a hose....

[RBP]

Where do you think I live, in a swamp? :-s

http://i.imgur.com/a0Iou.gif

[Vixen]

:lol: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

You're not that far from the Pacific coast... Ima find a hose....

It's 1000 miles :-s


http://i.imgur.com/a0Iou.gif

:banana:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's 1000 miles :-s

:-s

They make extensions.

[Vixen]

are you two always like this? :lol:

sexual tension between you both? :-s :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

They make extensions.

Not that long :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

are you two always like this? :lol:

sexual tension between you both? :-s :|

:suspect:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

are you two always like this? :lol:

sexual tension between you both? :-s :|

:fire:

[DemonGeminiX]

Not that long :nono:


:roll:

Duh! I can buy two!

[Vixen]

:giggle:

[Joebob034]

Calculus 1 is easy as sin, Calculus 2 is even easier, and Calculus 3 was only marginally more difficult than Calculus 1.

You need to spend more time studying and don't skip class.

I don't skip class and I study and it still kicks my ass. Plus I'm not gonna be an engineer I'm a bio major so why the hell do I have to go up to Calc 2

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why is it that the worse my mood, the more fucking morons there are out everywhere? :rant:

[Godfather]

How come the chinese food at the mall right down the street is soooooo terrible, while the one across town is so damned good :-k

I should have investigated that before I took this place...

[Joebob034]

Why is it that the worse my mood, the more fucking morons there are out everywhere? :rant:

because i told them to bug you:naughty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

because i told them to bug you:naughty:

:slap:

[Joebob034]

:slap:

ah my first slap since AS, just like old times

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

ah my first slap since AS, just like old times

live it up...after the 1000th one it starts to hurt and tears will come :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

*ducks*

[Goofy]

live it up...after the 1000th one it starts to hurt and tears will come :sad2:

When you get to 10000 like me, your face stays that way :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*ducks*

http://i.imgur.com/GsKEQ.jpg

[Binky]

Why would anyone put a bathroom cabinet over the toilet?

[Southern Belle]

I have a cabinet over my toilet, just sayin'.......

[Binky]

Don't you have a problem with stuff falling into the toilet?

[Southern Belle]

Don't you have a problem with stuff falling into the toilet?

:lol: Now that you mention it, I've had a deodorant thing and a tube of facial creme fall in a stop up the toilet in the ten years I've lived here. Both times involved taking the commode up to get the obstruction out. One of them happened at Christmas when I had a house full of people!
I keep the lid closed on the toilet now before I flush.

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i.imgur.com/GsKEQ.jpg

:-s

Aflac?

[golfer]

Why is it that the worse my mood, the more fucking morons there are out everywhere? :rant:

Because they are easier to spot :dammit:... when your in a good mood you let the stupid not bother you.... bad mood gets you :machinegun::beatdown:

[golfer]

Why would anyone put a bathroom cabinet over the toilet?

so that if your in there in an earthquake the shit will hit you in the head.... :razz:

[Binky]

:lol: Now that you mention it, I've had a deodorant thing and a tube of facial creme fall in a stop up the toilet in the ten years I've lived here. Both times involved taking the commode up to get the obstruction out. One of them happened at Christmas when I had a house full of people!
I keep the lid closed on the toilet now before I flush.

... I'm always knocking stuff down, usually catch it, but the kids, good grief. I have a five year old who forgets to flush :ewww:

great selection of smilies

[Southern Belle]

:lol: I'm not the one who does it but I'm sure it's tough with kids.

[Binky]

Not too many earthquakes here, but I imagine the whole damn thing would fall :|

[The Monk]

And it's utterly useless in the real world :thumbsup:

I deal with complex drawings every day and all I use is a bit of algebra and some trig/geometry. Taking Advanced math and Calculus was a huge waste of time looking back on it.


I've been in the "real world" for 41 years......all I have ever needed is the ability to add, subtract, divide & multiply......the rest is bullshit !! Though the disclaimer is it depends on what career path you wish to follow.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been in the "real world" for 41 years......all I have ever needed is the ability to add, subtract, divide & multiply......the rest is bullshit !! Though the disclaimer is it depends on what career path you wish to follow.

Exactly....calculus is useful if you decide to be a calculus teacher. Other than that, I wouldn't recommend taking it in school :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why the hell are my hands so cold? :x

:(

[RBP]

Why the hell are my hands so cold? :x

:(

cold hands, warm heart. :dance2:

[DemonGeminiX]

I've been in the "real world" for 41 years......all I have ever needed is the ability to add, subtract, divide & multiply......the rest is bullshit !! Though the disclaimer is it depends on what career path you wish to follow.

It's incredibly useful.


Exactly....calculus is useful if you decide to be a calculus teacher. Other than that, I wouldn't recommend taking it in school :lol:

:x

Don't make me come over there.

:willie:

[Vixen]

cold hands, warm heart. :dance2:

:yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it okay to kill your employees when they completely fuck up a $10,000 job? :|

[DemonGeminiX]

Is it okay to kill your employees when they completely fuck up a $10,000 job? :|

You can't just doc them $10,000 out of their paychecks?

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can't just doc them $10,000 out of their paychecks?

:-k

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way :|

And it's fucked my whole day :|

[DemonGeminiX]

You have to admit that it would be pretty funny to see their faces the next time they opened their paycheck envelope and saw

-$10,000

on it.

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That would be nice....still won't make up for me getting screamed at by my boss because the job is fucked AND by the customer because now the job is gonna be late :wha:


:suicide:

[Goofy]

Is it okay to kill your employees when they completely fuck up a $10,000 job? :|

I'd imagine that would be fine :) What happened?

[Pony]

Must be nice to get paid to fix your own fuckups. If I mess something up I do it over for free.

[RBP]

Must be nice to get paid to fix your own fuckups. If I mess something up I do it over for free.

I'm that way with sex. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm that way with sex. :lol:

How can you make a mistake with sex if you're never getting laid?

:-k













:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm that way with sex. :lol:

Slam #2:

:-k

So you intentionally screw up while masturbating so you can do it over again?





:dance:

[Vixen]

how do you screw up masturbating? :-s think of Margaret Thatcher nekkid in the shower? :| :lol:

[Pony]

Get overzealous, your hand slips off and you give yourself a black eye?

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't know... ask RBP.

:twisted:















:dance:

[Vixen]

Get overzealous, your hand slips off and you give yourself a black eye?

get a black eye? :wtf: are you trying to do? give yersen a blow job? :lol:

[RBP]

Hey! :x

DGX is correct that I never get laid. :(

[RBP]

how do you screw up masturbating? :-s think of Margaret Thatcher nekkid in the shower? :| :lol:

:puke:

[Vixen]

:yup: I guess that would do it :lol:

[RBP]

you ruined my shower. :x

[Vixen]

I did? why did Maggie T join you in there? :lol:

[RBP]

Every time I closed my eyes. :lol: *shudder*

[Vixen]

:lmao:

[RBP]

you owe me an orgasm :lol:

[Vixen]

:hand: talk to the hand cos the face don't wanna know

:lol:

[RBP]

Hand is fine. :lol: 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

how do you screw up masturbating? :-s think of Margaret Thatcher nekkid in the shower? :| :lol:

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http://i.imgur.com/99z73.jpg

[RBP]

That's not Thatcher - it's Madeline Albright.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's not Thatcher - it's Madeline Albright.

I know who it is :rolleyes:

:slap:

[RBP]

Hey! :x

Is it slap RBP day today?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Quit asking for it :nono:

[RBP]

I didn't do nothin.... :x

[Hal-9000]

Hey! :x

Is it slap RBP day today?

*puts in for new statutory holiday*

:thumbsup: great idea

[RBP]

*puts in for new statutory holiday*

:thumbsup: great idea

:x

[Pony]

I didn't do nothin.... :x

:point:


:slap:


Sorry, I was feeling left out.

[RBP]

Might as well slap my self then :(

:slap:

[Vixen]

:haha:

sorry 8-[

[Pony]

Might as well slap my self then :(

:slap::empathy:

[redred]

:lol: the last couple of pages are classic

[RBP]

Even Vixen laughed at me. I am going to go watch TV you meanies. :coat:

[redred]

:point:

[Vixen]

:oops: sorry RBP :empathy:

[Hal-9000]

Might as well slap my self then :(

:slap:

auto erotic masochism?


:thumbsup:

[RBP]

The computer won Jeopardy :shock:

[Hal-9000]

The computer won Jeopardy :shock:

Of course he did...I coached him.Once we got past his substance abuse problem, he buckled down
and kicked those lily-white human asses! :cheerlead:

machines - 1
makers - less

[RBP]

Yeah that was very interesting to watch.

[Hal-9000]

Yeah that was very interesting to watch.

and the two humans he played against were no slouches either...when Jennings was on the first time around I thought he had a chip in him

:oops: not that I watch Jeopardy or anything...

[Pony]

I missed it.

[RBP]

Indeed no! Watson beat the best of the best.

[minz]

I need a new hair colour, nobody had bright red hair when I chose this, now everyone's got it so it has to go.... I'm thinking a nice bright shade of purple... :-k

[Hal-9000]

I need a new hair colour, nobody had bright red hair when I chose this, now everyone's got it so it has to go.... I'm thinking a nice bright shade of purple... :-k

How about a nice dirty blonde with streaks of you being topless?

that always looks good IMO

[minz]

How about a nice dirty blonde with streaks of you being topless?

that always looks good IMO

Ive done the blonde got it/flaunt it thing and got bored with it, I need something different now...

[Hal-9000]

Ive done the blonde got it/flaunt it thing and got bored with it, I need something different now...

then shave it all off and walk around topless...not many girls are doing that I hear

[minz]

then shave it all off and walk around topless...not many girls are doing that I hear

It may just be a tad cold for that :giggle: besides, I hide behind my hair...

[Pony]

Purple sounds good to me! You'll have to update your Av though.

[minz]

Purple sounds good to me! You'll have to update your Av though.

Oh yes I will, im off to the wholesalers tomorrow to see what I can find so hopefully it should change by next week. :)

[Pony]

Oh yes I will, im off to the wholesalers tomorrow to see what I can find so hopefully it should change by next week. :):tapfoot:

[minz]

:tapfoot:

Patience young one.

[Hal-9000]

It may just be a tad cold for that :giggle: besides, I hide behind my hair...

yes SB mentioned you are garden gnome size....


:lol: maybe not in those words

[minz]

yes SB mentioned you are garden gnome size....


:lol: maybe not in those words

LMAO, Garden gnome size???

[Vixen]

I think he's calling you a short arse :lol:

[minz]

Sweet things come in small packages, besides, im 5'5" so im avarage. :(

[Vixen]

:-k oh I dunno if I'd call you average

[minz]

:-k oh I dunno if I'd call you average

:(

[Vixen]

:hug: I doubt very much there is anything average about yer minz

[minz]

:hug: I doubt very much there is anything average about yer minz

You may just have a point there. :giggle:

[Hal-9000]

LMAO, Garden gnome size???

I believe her exact words were - I saw Minz on my trip, she's a lovely girl and just a tiny thing :lol:

So if you're 5'5''...now I imagine Belle to be a 6' 4'' giant woman

[Vixen]

:D

[minz]

I believe her exact words were - I saw Minz on my trip, she's a lovely girl and just a tiny thing :lol:

So if you're 5'5''...now I imagine Belle to be a 6' 4'' giant woman

LOL, I'm a bit of a skinny thing at the moment, need to put some weight on, maybe thats what she meant. :giggle:

[Hal-9000]

LOL, I'm a bit of a skinny thing at the moment, need to put some weight on, maybe thats what she meant. :giggle:

I know how you can put lots of weight on



*lays on top of the garden gnome with pink hair*

[Southern Belle]

LOL, I'm a bit of a skinny thing at the moment, need to put some weight on, maybe thats what she meant. :giggle:

I'm 5'7". Minz is very slim.

[minz]

I know how you can put lots of weight on



*lays on top of the garden gnome with pink hair*

Pink? I dont do pink... and your squashing me.

[minz]

I'm 5'7". Minz is very slim.

Evening Belle.

[Southern Belle]

Hey Minz!

[Hal-9000]

Pink? I dont do pink... and your squashing me.

it's cold here (and I'm inside)

quite your bitching and revel in the body heat....

*farts*

oops, sorry about that :oops:

[minz]

it's cold here (and I'm inside)

quite your bitching and revel in the body heat....

*farts*

oops, sorry about that :oops:

Your such a romantic Hal. :doh:

[Hal-9000]

I NEVER fart in public or around girls...except those that I feel comfortable with :thumbsup:


warmed up quite a bit in here, thanks :lol:

[Vixen]

I would have got a "*farts* bask in the ambience baby, bask in the ambience" if that was my husband :lol: ......:-k mind come to think of it....I think I've said the same thing to him too :oops: :lol:

[minz]

I NEVER fart in public or around girls...except those that I feel comfortable with :thumbsup:


warmed up quite a bit in here, thanks :lol:

Yeah, there's a lot to be said for sharing body heat. ;)

[Pony]

:(

[Vixen]

aaaaaw what's up pony?

[minz]

I would have got a "*farts* bask in the ambience baby, bask in the ambience" if that was my husband :lol: ......:-k mind come to think of it....I think I've said the same thing to him too :oops: :lol:

:lmao:

[Southern Belle]

:(

Hope you feel better soon!

[Hal-9000]

aaaaaw what's up pony?

he has no one to fart on :sad2:

[Pony]

Hope you feel better soon!

Oh, I wasn't crying, I just came into this thread and my eyes started watering. :mrgreen:

dammit Hal....

[Hal-9000]

I would have got a "*farts* bask in the ambience baby, bask in the ambience" if that was my husband :lol: ......:-k mind come to think of it....I think I've said the same thing to him too :oops: :lol:

There's probably a reason I've had a single bed for over 20 years :lol:

I've never got to hold anyone's head under the covers while they struggle and scream

[Hal-9000]

Oh, I wasn't crying, I just came into this thread and my eyes started watering. :mrgreen:

dammit Hal....

pull my finger ....

HEY! That's not my finger!!!!!!

*farts anyways*

[Vixen]

I don't have to do that.....mine can be silent and VERY deadly :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I don't have to do that.....mine can be silent and VERY deadly :lol:

I'm the opposite....they are noisemakers and smell like roses

[Vixen]

yeah rotting ones :lol:

[Hal-9000]

a little off topic....would someone bump that anal sex thread from the top spot please :lol:

[Vixen]

why is all this talk of arse making yer horny? :lol:

[minz]

How about purple, red and black, for my new hair coulour? :-k

[Hal-9000]

why is all this talk of arse making yer horny? :lol:

no I always refresh to the main page in between posts and almost click on it each time :lol:

[Hal-9000]

How about purple, red and black, for my new hair coulour? :-k

all together?

very cool :thumbsup:

[minz]

all together?

very cool :thumbsup:

My hairdresser is going to have a seizure tomorrow. :giggle:

[Hal-9000]

My hairdresser is going to have a seizure tomorrow. :giggle:

no kidding...a garden gnome with multicolored hair is very unusual :thumbsup:

[Southern Belle]

Oh, I wasn't crying, I just came into this thread and my eyes started watering. :mrgreen:

dammit Hal....

Oh! Eye burner.... ewwwwwwww

[minz]

no kidding...a garden gnome with multicolored hair is very unusual :thumbsup:

:slap: Quit calling me a garden gnome or I may just have to fly out there and beat you with a stick...

[Hal-9000]

:slap: Quit calling me a garden gnome or I may just have to fly out there and beat you with a stick...

Whaddya gonna do? Get on a chair and hit my knees?

[minz]

Whaddya gonna do? Get on a chair and hit my knees?

:( Meanie.

[Hal-9000]

:( Meanie.

Speak up pls, I can't hear you from down there

[minz]

Speak up pls, I can't hear you from down there

:machinegun: Did you hear that ok or shall I get the sword out? [-(

[Hal-9000]

Did you hear that ok or shall I get the sword out? [-(

I've already seen Lord of the Rings.. Frodo [-(

[Hal-9000]

Minz will return....shortly

please stand by























:dance:

[minz]

Minz will return....shortly

please stand by























:dance:

Im here, but apparently im so small you didnt see me.

[Hal-9000]

Im here, but apparently im so small you didnt see me.

*looks down*






OH HEY! It's Snooki!

How ya doin girl?

[minz]

*looks down*





OH HEY! It's Snooki!

How ya doin girl?

Calling me a gnome is one thing, but calling me snookie is just asking for a slow and painful demise.

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

I would rather boink a garden gnome over Snooki....I understand

[minz]

:lol:

I would rather boink a garden gnome over Snooki....I understand

You would boink a garden gnome? weird, oh well, whatever turns you on I guess :giggle:

[Hal-9000]

would?

















did.






:oops:

[minz]

would?

















did.






:oops:

:lmao: Why does that not surprise me.

[Hal-9000]

sure....laugh it up, Queen of the Oompa Loompas

[minz]

sure....laugh it up, Queen of the Oompa Loompas

Small I may be, but perfectly formed. ;) And I need my bed now its almost 12.30am :yawn:

[Cactus]

i am tired and sweaty and hungry. I want someone to bathe me, feed me and put me to bed.

I think regressed into being an infant

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sorry Cactus, you're on your own :hand:

[KevinD]

I'd bet if cactus looked more like Minz, he'd have some offers for help. Damned double standards!:lol:

[Cactus]

atleast i din't ask you to change me

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[KevinD]

My changing days are over for a bit (at least till grandkids come along) hahahaha

[DemonGeminiX]

Man, I tried. I tried so hard to have a good day today. Then I went to Walmart. I blame Canada.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man, I tried. I tried so hard to have a good day today. Then I went to Walmart. I blame Canada.

Seems like a lot of us had bad days :wha:

[DemonGeminiX]

It just puts a damper on things when you have to put up with idiot people's kids thinking you're an amusement ride, morons throwing shit on the ground, spitting on the ground, and in general getting in the way when they see you coming from 30 feet away, and getting raped at the cash register... all in one 30 minute trip.

[KevinD]

I didn't have a bad one, just so-so..Hiya DGX!

[DemonGeminiX]

Hi Kevin. *Waves*

[KevinD]

Kids around here are like Gators. There ought to be an open season at least once a year!

[Yt Trash]

What a long day!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It just puts a damper on things when you have to put up with idiot people's kids thinking you're an amusement ride, morons throwing shit on the ground, spitting on the ground, and in general getting in the way when they see you coming from 30 feet away, and getting raped at the cash register... all in one 30 minute trip.

That's why the only time I go to Walmart is really early in the morning...avoid as many morons as possible


I didn't have a bad one, just so-so..Hiya DGX!

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What a long day!

Welcome to the club :lol:

[KevinD]

Cool, just got Traveler to play Thin Lizzie "Whiskey in the Jar" on his show!

[KevinD]

I generally try like hell to stay out of Walmart period.

[DemonGeminiX]

That's why the only time I go to Walmart is really early in the morning...avoid as many morons as possible

No man, in this town, it's a constant stream of idiocy walking through those doors at all hours, day and night. It's not fair.

I mean, holy shit, what does it take for a parent to tell the kid, "no, the man in the wheelchair is NOT a bumper car"?

I'm glad I can't have kids.

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I generally try like hell to stay out of Walmart period.

I do for the most part too, but it's hard to beat the prices in there


No man, in this town, it's a constant stream of idiocy walking through those doors at all hours, day and night. It's not fair.

I mean, holy shit, what does it take for a parent to tell the kid, "no, the man in the wheelchair is NOT a bumper car"?

I'm glad I can't have kids.

:|

Even at like 6 AM? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Dude, I've seen people with their kids in Walmart at 3am. No shit.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's just fucked up :wha:

[Yt Trash]

No man, in this town, it's a constant stream of idiocy walking through those doors at all hours, day and night. It's not fair.

I mean, holy shit, what does it take for a parent to tell the kid, "no, the man in the wheelchair is NOT a bumper car"?

I'm glad I can't have kids.

:|

That's down right disrespectful.

[DemonGeminiX]

And people are all smiling thinking it's cute so I can't body slam the little fucker because everybody's fucking watching and... not... doing... anything!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

:rant:

[KevinD]

Yeas it is. Wow is all I can say. If I saw something like that, I'd be getting the kids under control, even if they weren't mine.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And people are all smiling thinking it's cute so I can't body slam the little fucker because everybody's fucking watching and... not... doing... anything!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

:rant:


Yeas it is. Wow is all I can say. If I saw something like that, I'd be getting the kids under control, even if they weren't mine.

:machinegun:

[golfer]

No man, in this town, it's a constant stream of idiocy walking through those doors at all hours, day and night. It's not fair.

I mean, holy shit, what does it take for a parent to tell the kid, "no, the man in the wheelchair is NOT a bumper car"?

I'm glad I can't have kids.

:|
The moment you accidentally hit the kid then run him over and then say whoops sorry about that .... :evil:

[Joebob034]

And people are all smiling thinking it's cute so I can't body slam the little fucker because everybody's fucking watching and... not... doing... anything!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

:rant:

you should keep a flyswatter with you so you can give those little a fuckers a :slap:.............................or a baseball bat

[Noilly Pratt]

I've been wondering why my leg has been hurting when trying to walk...I'm trying to get fitter and walking about 3k a day. My wife goaded me into seeing a Physio.

They tell me I have an inflamed cartilage in my back between my discs caused by....get this...sneezing! I had this awful sinus infection a few months ago and would have sneezing fits. One sneeze and <CLICK> .

So now I'm in weekly physio and getting better daily. Should be OK in a couple of weeks.

The physio at least said "it's a bit early for you to get these types of things...usually it's the 35 and up crowd that get this kind of stuff." I'm turning 46 in May :mrgreen:

[Vixen]

and your in here because...... :-s

[Noilly Pratt]

Dude, I've seen people with their kids in Walmart at 3am. No shit.

We get that here in Canada, too. I had to get Advil (see previous post as to why!) and went late at night - maybe 1am and this family with 2 kids were there. Dad had his gut showing from under his Jack Daniels T Shirt, Mom was constantly chastising the kids for what they "might" do, not for what they're doing.

The boy was a bit bratty, but the little girl looked so sweet. She smiled and said "hi", I returned the smile and the mom started in -- "don't bother the nice man". I counter with "oh no bother at all". Dad gives me a murderous look as if I'd molested the kid and says really loud "C'mon we're outta here!"

The clerk and I watch them walk away. She finally says "In Cape Breton where I'm from, we'd call them Hill people."

They certainly seemed like living stereotypes.

[Noilly Pratt]

and your in here because...... :-s

I thought it might be obvious...my back/leg's hurting!!!

[DemonGeminiX]

:|

Dish Network raised their rates again. I'm gonna have to get rid of these fuckers.

[Vixen]

I thought it might be obvious...my back/leg's hurting!!!

:(

and here's me thinking you was complaining about being mistaken for a younger model :huh:

does it feel like you've got permanent cramp in yer leg every time you try to stand/walk?

[RBP]

:|

Dish Network raised their rates again. I'm gonna have to get rid of these fuckers.

:villagers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

Dish Network raised their rates again. I'm gonna have to get rid of these fuckers.

Cable FTW! :banana:

[redred]

:|

Dish Network raised their rates again. I'm gonna have to get rid of these fuckers.

was that the guys that stoped sons of anarchy half way though a season?

[DemonGeminiX]

Cable FTW! :banana:

Yeah, I'm looking at comcast and it's not much better. It's not the initial offers, but it's what you have to agree to after the initial offer runs out. The same goes with DirecTV.


was that the guys that stopped sons of anarchy half way though a season?

:-s

I'm not quite sure what you're talking about, bro.

[Vixen]

stupid fucking football!!!! well I was going to be watching CSI on Five but nooooooo they have to take it off for fucking football!!!!!! :x :machinegun:

[DemonGeminiX]

stupid fucking football!!!! well I was going to be watching CSI on Five but nooooooo they have to take it off for fucking football!!!!!! :x :machinegun:

Well, whatever you do, don't take it out on me. I'm an American. Our football season is over already.

:mrgreen:

[Vixen]

the machine gun smilie has made me feel much better....I likez it :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

There was a big ass laser smiley that I can't find that I liked a lot. I think Red knows where it is.

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There was a big ass laser smiley that I can't find that I liked a lot. I think Red knows where it is.

:-k

:overkill:

[Vixen]

yowsers! but I still prefer :machinegun:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, the machine gun is much more violent :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah, but the laser looks really cool.

:D

[minz]

You wanna see me with my sword. :giggle:

[Pony]

*sword fights Minz*

[Vixen]

:-k funny looking sword if you ask me pony

[Pony]

Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

[Vixen]

Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.

:-s

[Pony]

:shock:


:-s

Never seen “The Princess Bride”? :lmao:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never seen “The Princess Bride”? :lmao:

I have :slap:

[Binky]

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

[Pony]

I need a vacation.

[The Monk]

Everytime I watch this TV show "Collectors" I get all worked up and to start collecting somethinbg (other than porn).....some people have absolutely amazing collections of all sorts of things.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This has been another horrible fucking day to go along with the rest of this horrible fucking week :|

[KevinD]

Mentally and physically wiped out today. Had a "caint see 'till caint see" day yesterday.

[Vixen]

Never seen “The Princess Bride”? :lmao:

yes but not for a while and I'm shite at remembering stuff like that :oops:

[DemonGeminiX]

I hate people.

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate people.

:|

Welcome to the club :agreed:

[Vixen]

I don't like that word and I don't let the kids use it....it's a very poewrful and hurtful word which can be said with such venom, despite it's 4 letters [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hate :dance2: Hate :dance2: Hate :dance2: Hate :dance2: Hate :dance2: Hate :dance2: Hate :dance2: Hate :dance2: Hate :dance2: