The Darth Vader Burger Is Here

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By The Short List Staff


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As we hopped, skipped and jumped to work this morning we sensed something (no, not that we were late again), rather a presence we’d not felt since our school trip to La Rochelle as sprightly 15-year-olds.

It was then that we felt the force of a Quick burger. We had been waiting for this and now we were to meet again at last. The circle was complete.

That’s right, French fast food chain Quick has issued a special burger in honour of Darth Vader for the 3D release of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Titled the Dark Vador, it comes with a jet-black (thankfully dyed as opposed to burned) bun for added Sith-like hostility.

For those looking to evoke the spirit of the rebellion, a Yoda-endorsed burger Jedi Burger, will also be on offer. We doubt that’s the burger you’ve been looking for though.

[KevinD]

Leave it to the French to fuck up a perfectly good burger. <shakes head>

[redred]

darth vader wasn't even in episode 1 :roll:

[Hal-9000]

yeah and we'll be crappin out the dark side for days after eating those disgusting looking things

[Leefro]

darth vader wasn't even in episode 1 :roll:

By looking at the burger it looked like it was cooked when star wars first came out

[redred]

By looking at the burger it looked like it was cooked when star wars first came out

do you think a heston make over will do the trick ?

[Leefro]

The only thing i remember about Heston is giving 20 people food poisoning so no it will be on a par

[redred]

didn't you have his make over menu?

[Leefro]

Me personally ?

Fuck no I would not touch any of his shit

probably call it a Fucking turd burger

[Godfather]

Is that bread just loaded with dye or is there a black type of bun I've never heard of?

[FBD]

the rick moranis version :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Wheres the Jar Jar Binks Burger

[Hal-9000]

Wheres the Jar Jar Binks Burger

Meesa squirting water outta da bumhole :face:

[Softdreamer]

Wheres the Jar Jar Binks Burger

I thought he was more a fan of the taco?

http://i.imgur.com/iWCPO.jpg

[Acid Trip]

darth vader wasn't even in episode 1 :roll:

Sure he was. He just wasn't fully grown and went by his given name of Anakin Skywalker.

[Hal-9000]

Sure he was. He just wasn't fully grown and went by his given name of Anakin Skywalker.

One of the best movie promo posters I've seen.Little Anakin beside that building with his shadow in the Darth Vader shape...

too bad the kid and the movies sucked giant Jabba balls

[Hal-9000]

Now THIS...is pod racing!



:slap:

[Acid Trip]

One of the best movie promo posters I've seen.Little Anakin beside that building with his shadow in the Darth Vader shape...

too bad the kid and the movies sucked giant Jabba balls

I always wanted to see what happened between III and IV.

In III we see the Empire create it's clone Army and then in IV the galaxy has already been conquered. I want to see the Empire kicking Rebel ass for an entire movie!

[redred]

Sure he was. He just wasn't fully grown and went by his given name of Anakin Skywalker.

he was given the sith name later on not in ep1

[Hal-9000]

I always wanted to see what happened between III and IV.

In III we see the Empire create it's clone Army and then in IV the galaxy has already been conquered. I want to see the Empire kicking Rebel ass for an entire movie!

That's the problem with the movies vs the books.Some of the books followed a specific storyline over decades and then they farmed out the idea to random authors who were allowed to contribute.

To me, the 'true' storyline should have been untouched and written by one person.You get some good offshoots of the story, but some plotlines have been diluted or even changed.

[redred]

One of the best movie promo posters I've seen.Little Anakin beside that building with his shadow in the Darth Vader shape...


http://i.imgur.com/AS3QO.jpg (http://imgur.com/AS3QO)

great shot and thinking

[Acid Trip]

he was given the sith name later on not in ep1

Exactly, all he did was change his name later on.

If I changed my name to Redred at 30 years old, and then someone made a three part documentary about me, would you say that Redred wasn't in the first movie because I was called Acid Trip at the time? No because they are clearly the same person.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The three prequels are an abomination to everything that is Star Wars

[redred]

:tup:

[Leefro]

Fucking Saddo's alert

[Muddy]

I always wanted to see what happened between III and IV.

In III we see the Empire create it's clone Army and then in IV the galaxy has already been conquered. I want to see the Empire kicking Rebel ass for an entire movie!

That's what the whole "clone wars" series on cartoon network is about..

[Hal-9000]

I am a sith lord


and I need to get my damn lithsp fixed :x :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Muddy]

Yeah Jar Jar smells..