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Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 12:06 PM
By Trace Christenson - Battle Creek Enquirer


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Police are trying to identify a man struck by three deer and critically injured this afternoon, the Battle Creek Enquirer reports today.

Battle Creek Police Sgt. Martin Brown said the man was walking or jogging about 1 p.m. when several deer began to cross in front of him.

Witnesses said the man waited for several of the deer but did not see three more following and was struck and knocked down.

He was taken to a Kalamazoo hospital in critical condition and police said they are trying to identify him.

deebakes
01-07-2012, 08:19 PM
my guess is he was trying to fuck one of those deer :-k

JoeyB
01-07-2012, 09:47 PM
Damn it, now I can't get that stupid "Grandma got run over by a reindeer'' song out of my head.

Self lobotomy time. Again.