Teh One Who Knocks
01-10-2012, 05:47 PM
PATRICK BERKERY - The Courier Times
http://i.imgur.com/3NYVS.jpg
A story from the Erie Times-News about some 15-year-old bonehead who was charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct for placing his junk on a lunch table at Eisenhower High School in Warren got me thinking about the lack of creativity among today's high school students when it comes to penis horseplay.
What happened to the old popcorn trick from "Diner?" The classic 'Waitress, there's gum on my seat' gag? The "Silence of the Lambs" dance?
Simply pulling IT out and laying IT on the lunch table is just plain lazy. That's the mind of a C-student at work. Nothing screams "unfulfilled potential" like a hack penis prank.
Kids need to realize these penis stunts stay on their permanent record. And a college admissions officer with an open mind and a sense of humor might look upon them more favorably if they showed some penis prank creativity.
"Okay, Billy, it says here that you were suspended in your junior year for pulling the "Bachelor Party" prank with a torpedo roll in the cafeteria. Wow. Hilarious stuff! Dartmouth could really use a man like you."
Remember kids, the penis prank you pull today will define you tomorrow. Think about it. Long and hard.
http://i.imgur.com/3NYVS.jpg
A story from the Erie Times-News about some 15-year-old bonehead who was charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct for placing his junk on a lunch table at Eisenhower High School in Warren got me thinking about the lack of creativity among today's high school students when it comes to penis horseplay.
What happened to the old popcorn trick from "Diner?" The classic 'Waitress, there's gum on my seat' gag? The "Silence of the Lambs" dance?
Simply pulling IT out and laying IT on the lunch table is just plain lazy. That's the mind of a C-student at work. Nothing screams "unfulfilled potential" like a hack penis prank.
Kids need to realize these penis stunts stay on their permanent record. And a college admissions officer with an open mind and a sense of humor might look upon them more favorably if they showed some penis prank creativity.
"Okay, Billy, it says here that you were suspended in your junior year for pulling the "Bachelor Party" prank with a torpedo roll in the cafeteria. Wow. Hilarious stuff! Dartmouth could really use a man like you."
Remember kids, the penis prank you pull today will define you tomorrow. Think about it. Long and hard.