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Mick
03-10-2011, 08:18 AM
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and reply with your fine :)


mine is $750.60 :shock:

minz
03-10-2011, 08:31 AM
mine is $750.60 :shock:

You tart :shock:

Mick
03-10-2011, 08:45 AM
You tart :shock:

:oops:


i showed mine, show me yours ;)

Jezter
03-10-2011, 08:59 AM
$200.

Mick
03-10-2011, 09:13 AM
$200.

such a good Jester :)

Jezter
03-10-2011, 09:22 AM
Im a good boy! "^_^

Mick
03-10-2011, 09:24 AM
did you forget to carry the 1? :-k

Jezter
03-10-2011, 09:29 AM
Eh? :-k

Mick
03-10-2011, 09:37 AM
addition, before calculators... so im told :mrgreen:

Foxdana
03-10-2011, 09:38 AM
$225

Mick
03-10-2011, 09:54 AM
$225

your a good girl :)

im starting to wonder about my mum , she got over 400 :-k

Foxdana
03-10-2011, 10:00 AM
your a good girl :)

im starting to wonder about my mum , she got over 400 :-k

Was yours every offence to get that huge total?!!

Mick
03-10-2011, 10:04 AM
not all of em ;)

i missed a few couldn't claim the $80.00 one. or the opposite sex ones, not that adventurous lol.

did have a miss spent child hood though :mrgreen:

Foxdana
03-10-2011, 10:07 AM
Clearly!! You had some serious fun by the looks of it! :lol:

Mick
03-10-2011, 10:09 AM
Clearly!! You had some serious fun by the looks of it! :lol:

:lol:

only way to live ;)

settled down a bit now ... a bit :lol:

Mick
03-10-2011, 10:10 AM
never really been to church so i couldn claim that one, maybe something to do next easter :-k

Foxdana
03-10-2011, 10:16 AM
Most of my points are more recent! Thats odd!!

Mick
03-10-2011, 10:18 AM
some of mine were too ;)

so what you doing around easter? 8-[

Foxdana
03-10-2011, 10:21 AM
:shock::mrgreen:

Mick
03-10-2011, 10:24 AM
meet you up the back then ;)


:lol:

Foxdana
03-10-2011, 10:30 AM
I think the church would explode if I walked in.......see you there!! :lol:

DemonGeminiX
03-10-2011, 10:35 AM
$410

redred
03-10-2011, 10:40 AM
550.60

Mick
03-10-2011, 10:58 AM
I think the church would explode if I walked in.......see you there!! :lol:

it wont be the only thing :lol:

what should i wear? :-k

Mick
03-10-2011, 10:59 AM
$410



550.60

and price keeps going up... think jay might out do us all tho :-k

redred
03-10-2011, 11:05 AM
i got my money on hal or RBP :lol:

Foxdana
03-10-2011, 11:05 AM
it wont be the only thing :lol:

what should i wear? :-k

A big smile and a bow tie!! Not on your neck! :lol:

Mick
03-10-2011, 11:13 AM
i got my money on hal or RBP :lol:

dont think i wanna take that bet , sounds about right :lol:


A big smile and a bow tie!! Not on your neck! :lol:

i like your style! :lol:

*orders an extra large bow-tie*

:mrgreen:


how will i spot you?

minz
03-10-2011, 11:15 AM
$350 I think that makes me a fairly good girl if Mick is anything to go by :)

Foxdana
03-10-2011, 11:16 AM
i like your style! :lol:

*orders an extra large bow-tie*

:mrgreen:


how will i spot you?

Just look for the tassles! :mrgreen:

redred
03-10-2011, 11:28 AM
Just look for the tassles! :mrgreen:

hal is there as well :shock:

Arkady Renko
03-10-2011, 11:42 AM
250.

Pony
03-10-2011, 11:58 AM
I'll do it when I get home. Might be in the running to be in the top 5. :twisted:

Mick
03-10-2011, 11:58 AM
Just look for the tassles! :mrgreen:

only tassles?

:cheerlead:

Mick
03-10-2011, 11:59 AM
I'll do it when I get home. Might be in the running to be in the top 5. :twisted:

Pony is a contender! :lol:

Mick
03-10-2011, 12:00 PM
250.

nice even number! never pissed in a pool then?




um never have i 8-[

Yt Trash
03-10-2011, 12:12 PM
$775.50

PapaZ
03-10-2011, 12:17 PM
$590.60... I think. Friggin' fingers never seem to hit the right buttons anymore... so it might be + or - $200.00. :huh:

RBP
03-10-2011, 12:25 PM
$770.60 :mrgreen:

Jezter
03-10-2011, 01:04 PM
addition, before calculators... so im told :mrgreen:
I still don't get it...but thazzait!

$770.60 :mrgreen:
Damnit! I was counting you to bust 1k! :lol: Respectable fine nevertheless! :tup:

redred
03-10-2011, 01:11 PM
$770.60 :mrgreen:

knew i could count on you :lol:

Mick
03-10-2011, 01:20 PM
$770.60 :mrgreen:


$775.50

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Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2011, 01:24 PM
$180

Mick
03-10-2011, 01:29 PM
$180


so.... um ....... sex for money and anal?

:rofl:






*gets the fuck out of here*

redred
03-10-2011, 01:32 PM
:lol:

Mick
03-10-2011, 01:36 PM
I still don't get it...but thazzait!



http://whinnieandu.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/hold-up.gif

RBP
03-10-2011, 01:38 PM
so.... um ....... sex for money and anal?

:rofl:


Hell, that could be one night. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2011, 01:39 PM
so.... um ....... sex for money and anal?

:rofl:






*gets the fuck out of here*


Hell, that could be one night. :lol:

Beat up someone....9 times

:beatdown:

redred
03-10-2011, 01:41 PM
:angel: <-- lance

Mick
03-10-2011, 01:41 PM
Beat up someone....9 times

:beatdown:

:hand: only get to count them once


:lol:


im still pissing myself laughing

Mick
03-10-2011, 01:43 PM
Hell, that could be one night. :lol:

we all got to make a quid :lol:

RBP
03-10-2011, 01:47 PM
we all got to make a quid :lol:

:lol:

MrsM
03-10-2011, 02:32 PM
$435.60 - I thought I was a good girl

Softdreamer
03-10-2011, 02:40 PM
$800.60


Who do I claim the money from???

redred
03-10-2011, 02:41 PM
$800.60


Who do I claim the money from???

:shock:

Softdreamer
03-10-2011, 02:43 PM
:shock:

The 90's were a difficult time to be a teenager... :rolleyes:

redred
03-10-2011, 02:45 PM
i know :lol: i was there

Softdreamer
03-10-2011, 02:50 PM
I was a poor kid socialising with some rich kids, When Pulp's "Common People" came out, I got to be every rich daddies worst nightmare :lol:

St. George
03-10-2011, 04:44 PM
495.60

Jezter
03-10-2011, 05:41 PM
$800.60


Who do I claim the money from???
:faint:

Joebob034
03-10-2011, 06:59 PM
$180.60 - I'm a loser

Hal-9000
03-10-2011, 07:05 PM
shit....:oops:


more than I grossed last year at work

Tank
03-10-2011, 07:44 PM
The 90's were a difficult time to be a teenager... :rolleyes:

[-( the 90's were a GREAT time to be a teenager :mrgreen:




my fine - $750.60 :huh:

Hugh_Janus
03-10-2011, 07:57 PM
only 300.60

but how do I get fined for being jumped?! FFS It hurt and now I have to pay for it.... WTF?

Goofy
03-10-2011, 08:25 PM
$465.60

Mick
03-10-2011, 09:18 PM
The 90's were a difficult time to be a teenager... :rolleyes:

:shock:

Agreed! :lol:

Vixen
03-10-2011, 10:51 PM
$185.50

Tank
03-10-2011, 11:27 PM
so far the leaders are as follows -


Softdreamer -$800.60

Yt Trash – $775.50

RBP - $770.60

Mick - $750.60

Tank – $750.60

Pony - $695.60

PapaZ - $590.60 (give or take $200 for bad calculations)

Redred – 550.60

St. George - $495.60

Goofy - $465.60

MrsM - $435.60

Mick’s mum -$425.50

DemonGeminiX - $410

Minz - $350

Hugh_Janus - $300.60

Arkady Renko - $250

Foxdana - $225

Jez - $200

Vixen – $185.50

Joebob034 - $180.60

Thelancinator - $180

Pony
03-10-2011, 11:31 PM
I'll do it when I get home. Might be in the running to be in the top 5. :twisted:


Pony is a contender! :lol:


so far the leaders are as follows -


Softdreamer -$800.60

Yt Trash – $775.50

RBP - $770.60

Mick - $750.60

Tank – $750.60

Pony - $695.60

PapaZ - $590.60 (give or take $200 for bad calculations)

Redred – 550.60

St. George - $495.60

Goofy - $465.60

MrsM - $435.60

DemonGeminiX - $410

Mick’s mum -$400+

Minz - $350

Hugh_Janus - $300.60

Arkady Renko - $250

Foxdana - $225

Jez - $200

Vixen – $185.50

Joebob034 - $180.60

Thelancinator - $180

Added. :rolleyes:

beowulf
03-10-2011, 11:33 PM
a round figure of $500

Tank
03-10-2011, 11:39 PM
Added. :rolleyes:

:dunce: i knew i'd miss someone!! sorry pony

:dammit: :facepalm:

Mick
03-10-2011, 11:44 PM
so far the leaders are as follows -




Mick’s mum -$400+



:lol:

i asked her it was $425.50 i was to scared to ask what fines she added :shock:


edited your post ;)

Pony
03-10-2011, 11:48 PM
:dunce: i knew i'd miss someone!! sorry pony

:dammit: :facepalm:

:mrgreen: You didn't miss me, I just did it now and added it.

Tank
03-10-2011, 11:51 PM
:lol:

i asked her it was $425.50 i was to scared to ask what fines she added :shock:

edited your post ;)

:tup: go Mick's mum! :mrgreen:

probably the smartest choice you made today not to ask!


:mrgreen: You didn't miss me, I just did it now and added it.

ahhhh i see

LittleDevil
03-12-2011, 09:45 AM
$235.50

Southern Belle
03-12-2011, 02:26 PM
$486.008-[

KevinD
03-13-2011, 11:52 PM
I'll do this one Mon at work. Gonna need a calculator

Joebob034
03-14-2011, 04:34 PM
so far the leaders are as follows -


Softdreamer -$800.60

Yt Trash – $775.50

RBP - $770.60

Mick - $750.60

Tank – $750.60

Pony - $695.60

PapaZ - $590.60 (give or take $200 for bad calculations)

Redred – 550.60

St. George - $495.60

Goofy - $465.60

MrsM - $435.60

Mick’s mum -$425.50

DemonGeminiX - $410

Minz - $350

Hugh_Janus - $300.60

Arkady Renko - $250

Foxdana - $225

Jez - $200

Vixen – $185.50

Joebob034 - $180.60

Thelancinator - $180

yay I'm not last :dance:

Southern Belle
03-14-2011, 11:15 PM
:hand: He left me out.

KevinD
03-14-2011, 11:38 PM
$860.6 if I used the calculator correctly...Damn.

JDGirl
03-14-2011, 11:39 PM
$575.50, see, JDGirl is a good girl :D hehehehe

MrsM
03-14-2011, 11:41 PM
$575.50, see, JDGirl is a good girl :D hehehehe

:woot: that puts you on top of all the women! Way to go!

JDGirl
03-14-2011, 11:43 PM
hahahaha iv gone all shy now:oops:

Southern Belle
03-15-2011, 12:04 AM
:lol:

Hugh_Janus
03-15-2011, 12:08 AM
wat? I scored less than all the girlies? FML :facepalm:

Sapphire
03-16-2011, 10:19 AM
$830.60

Thank feck for Kevin! :shock:

redred
03-16-2011, 10:27 AM
damn:lol: so what was your decade of fun then?

Sapphire
03-16-2011, 10:29 AM
Decade? Who needs a whole decade?

'88 - '94 :)

Sapphire
03-16-2011, 10:32 AM
Actually, specific to those questions, '91 - '94

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Although it's not as though I ever stopped misbehaving entirely...

redred
03-16-2011, 10:38 AM
Decade? Who needs a whole decade?

'88 - '94 :)

ah the great years of rave :lol: