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Teh One Who Knocks
01-20-2012, 12:00 PM
By the TMZ Staff


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A British woman who's become a celebrity in the U.K. because she was born with two fully formed vaginas may finally be able to cash in on her crotch ... TMZ has learned she's just been offered $1 MILLION to bone on camera.

Her name is Hazel Jones -- and the 27-year-old beauty has been making the media rounds across the pond to discuss "uterus didelphys" ... a condition which caused her to develop 2 sets of female reproductive organs. In other words, two vaginal canals with two openings.

Hazel recently told British tabloid The Sun that she's not shy about her condition -- insisting she and her husband have shown it off at sex clubs around the U.K.

Enter Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch ... who heard Hazel's story ... and immediately reached out to the woman with a MASSIVE offer to film her double hoo-hah in action.

In the letter, Hirsch writes, "You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services."

For the mathematically challenged, that's $500k per vagina.

To sweeten the deal, Hirsch says Jones can pick any XXX partner she wants in her movie -- adding, "We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations."

We're told Hirsch has not heard back yet.

redred
01-20-2012, 12:39 PM
triple penetration time :woot:

Joebob034
01-20-2012, 05:42 PM
I'd watch that

Richard Cranium
01-20-2012, 05:46 PM
She has already been in contact with me, stay tuned for details...

PorkChopSandwiches
01-20-2012, 06:02 PM
She should get a million per vag

Hal-9000
01-20-2012, 06:05 PM
You put your left leg in, you pull your left leg out, you put your right leg in and shake it all about...do the hokey pokey

:dance:

Richard Cranium
01-20-2012, 06:13 PM
I'm gonna not find her imaginary g-spots,, twice..

Hal-9000
01-20-2012, 06:15 PM
whoa..she must squirt like that cool fountain in Las Vegas

JoeyB
01-20-2012, 09:22 PM
She has already been in contact with me, stay tuned for details...

So, what did the restraining order say?


I'm gonna not find her imaginary g-spots,, twice..

Remember, just because she has two vaginas is no reason to ignore her mouth or ass.

Teh One Who Knocks
01-20-2012, 09:58 PM
You put your left leg in, you pull your left leg out, you put your right leg in and shake it all about...do the hokey pokey

:dance:

:facepalm:

Tank
01-20-2012, 10:26 PM
my guess is she doesnt get all pissy when her husband says he slipped it into her other hole!:naughty:

:giggity:


seriously tho, she looks hot and i'd watch that vid!

another report online says she's turned the offer down tho :(

JoeyB
01-20-2012, 11:13 PM
another report online says she's turned the offer down tho :(

You are the bearer of unfortunate news today...

Hal-9000
01-20-2012, 11:41 PM
a million bucks to have sex on camera once....

Unless she models for freaky sex dolls, I don't think too many more lucrative offers are going to come around like that again

deebakes
01-21-2012, 03:42 PM
a million bucks to have sex on camera once....

Unless she models for freaky sex dolls, I don't think too many more lucrative offers are going to come around like that again

too bad she's married :(

i honestly don't know how i would react to someone offering up $1 million to have sex with my wife on camera... :shrug:

Hal-9000
01-21-2012, 06:35 PM
too bad she's married :(

i honestly don't know how i would react to someone offering up $1 million to have sex with my wife on camera... :shrug:


she'd be two timing on you.....






:dance: :cheerlead: :dance2:

deebakes
01-21-2012, 08:37 PM
Probably :lol:

JoeyB
01-21-2012, 09:57 PM
i honestly don't know how i would react to someone offering up $1 million to have sex with my wife on camera... :shrug:

You know what? This is the sort of thing that would be a cancer to marriage. Sure, the money would be fun, but forever tainted by that one undeniable violation from which the cash originated.

I wouldn't support it. All jokes aside, if the relationship was solid, it would be worth protecting and far more valuable than the cash.