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Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2012, 06:21 PM
By Nick Enoch - The Daily Mail


With a size six figure and 36DD chest, this petite blonde thought she would have no trouble getting into a nightclub.

But 28-year-old Lisa Woodman has been banned from every hotspot in her home town - after being told she is too old to wear skimpy outfits.

The furious mother-of-four was barred from three venues in Worcester, West Midlands, because of her low-cut tops, short skirts and knee-length boots.

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Ms Woodman, who is 5ft 3in, admitted she liked to flaunt her figure but claimed her outfits were conservative compared with those of younger girls.

She was left in tears on New Year's Eve when doormen at Mode nightclub turned her away and told her: 'You're too old to wear that get-up.'

Ms Woodman has also been banned from the city's other two nightclubs - Tramps and Velvet.

All three, owned by the same company in Worcester, said the ban will stay unless she tones down her appearance.

Ms Woodman, a medical secretary at a hospital hygiene company, said: 'What's wrong with what I wear?

'I'm not hurting anyone, am I? I am covering everything, and I just want to have a good time.

'We never cause any trouble and we've never been rude to the bouncers.

'None of the pubs give me any hassle about my outfits so why do the nightclubs have such a problem?'

She added: 'There were teenagers and girls in their 20s wearing much more revealing outfits but they went straight in.

'When I asked the bouncers why me and my sister weren't allowed in, they just said "You're too old to wear that get-up".

'I couldn't believe it. I'm only 28 and still consider myself young.'

Ms Woodman started hitting the town last year after splitting from her long-term partner and father of her children Josh, 12, Jamie, ten, and daughters Billie, six, and three-year-old Angel.

She had a breast enhancement operation in April and regularly works out in the gym to keep her figure.

'I always like to look sexy when I go out on the town,' she said.

'I split up from my partner last year and I was really upset so I had a boob job in April and got into shape going to the gym and now I just want to flaunt what I've got.

'I normally wear short skirts and one-piece outfits which might be revealing but never show off too much.

'I like my high-heel boots and mini-skirts. I've got loads of them - they usually cost between £20 and £50 but when I let my hair down, I like to look my best.'

Ms Woodman enjoys a night on the town in Worcester once a fortnight with her sister Sarah, 32, and usually tries to end the evening at one of the three nightclubs.

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Ms Woodman claims some of the doormen have humiliated her when turning her away.

She said: 'One doorman even made me walk up and down and turn around in front of people laughing at what I was wearing.

'I was totally in shock and really humiliated. I look after myself and I'm only 28. I just want to be treated with a bit of respect.

'I rang the nightclub to complain but they just don't listen.

'The door staff told me I was banned for life unless I dress differently. It's outrageous.'

Her sister Sarah, a mother-of-one, said: 'If we were rude to the bouncers, they really would never let us in, so we're always polite and say "Hi, how are you?"

'But it's always the same response - "You ain't getting in tonight, girls".'

Yesterday, nightclub bosses defended their ban, saying they had a 'responsible door policy'.

Dean Hill, director of Nexum Leisure, which runs the clubs, said: 'We expect people to make an effort and we have a dress code of smart casual.

'It is the venue managers who are on the doors - they make decisions on the doors based on our policies.

'They make judgements based on someone's behaviour, their dress, if they're abusive and whether they have ID.

'And that is to make sure all our customers have a good night.

'At the end of the day, it's private premises and we reserve the right to refuse entry for anyone.'

Muddy
01-23-2012, 06:23 PM
Wasnt she the centerfold in Dee's cellar one day?

Hal-9000
01-23-2012, 06:25 PM
she's right, I was out on Friday night and it was cold here...most girls were wearing dresses shorter than the pics in the article.


I had to avert my eyes :oops:

Jezter
01-23-2012, 06:29 PM
That's just silly to ban someone if they want to wear skimpy clothes. I would understand if she was hideous Troglodyte and 500lbs...but she's 28 and looks just fine to wear slutty outfits.

Richard Cranium
01-23-2012, 06:30 PM
She looks like hell for only 28..

Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2012, 06:31 PM
She looks like hell for only 28..

This ^^

She easily looks 40

MrsM
01-23-2012, 06:33 PM
When is 28 old?

and 4 kids by 28 :shock:

And Yes she looks older than 28

Jezter
01-23-2012, 06:33 PM
She looks like hell for only 28..


This ^^

She easily looks 40

Beer goggles will make it all better. :lol: But yeah..a bit of a butterface this one.

PorkChopSandwiches
01-23-2012, 06:36 PM
agreed, she will look just fine with the goggles :tup:

Muddy
01-23-2012, 06:41 PM
She needs to keep her ass at home before she gets pregnunt again..

Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2012, 06:44 PM
When is 28 old?

When they look like they're in their 40's

PorkChopSandwiches
01-23-2012, 06:45 PM
She needs to keep her ass at home before she gets pregnunt again..

:lol: Yeah, she probably should take it as a sign.

Loser
01-23-2012, 06:47 PM
Yea, I'm 30 and people don't believe that I'm over 21.

She on the otherhand looks like she's over 40. Lay off the smokes and alcohol toots.

PorkChopSandwiches
01-23-2012, 06:50 PM
If she bagged her face, then it would be a believable age, her body looks fine.

Jezter
01-23-2012, 07:01 PM
If she bagged her face, then it would be a believable age, her body looks fine.

:tup:
Let the skank go clubbig!

Richard Cranium
01-23-2012, 07:05 PM
So shes shagged every club manager and doorman in town and they are sick of her ugly mug acting like she owns the place..

PorkChopSandwiches
01-23-2012, 07:07 PM
she is probably trying to get child support from them

Hal-9000
01-23-2012, 07:33 PM
I'd do that butterface in a heartbeat



malebutterface-9000

Richard Cranium
01-23-2012, 07:46 PM
malebutterface-9000

Is that what you're gonna name baby #5? :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
01-23-2012, 07:56 PM
Is that what you're gonna name baby #5? :mrgreen:

thinking the show Shameless :lol:

redred
01-23-2012, 08:00 PM
wonder if leefro's met this stunner?

RBP
01-23-2012, 08:09 PM
When is 28 old?

and 4 kids by 28 :shock:

And Yes she looks older than 28

with a 12 year old :|

Hal-9000
01-23-2012, 08:13 PM
*scratches head*

28 - 12 = 16, so she got banged at 15???



maybe next time swallow that load honey...

deebakes
01-24-2012, 12:23 AM
:drool:

Leefro
01-24-2012, 12:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

Leefro
01-24-2012, 12:28 AM
wonder if leefro's met this stunner?

I'm now thinking of moving

JoeyB
01-24-2012, 07:09 AM
I'd fuck her.

Leefro
01-24-2012, 01:18 PM
I'd fuck her.

What with ?

redred
01-24-2012, 01:30 PM
not mine

Joebob034
01-24-2012, 03:12 PM
is she banned for skimpy clothing or for being ugly?

Leefro
01-24-2012, 08:07 PM
She will be on the cover of 40+ very soon

JoeyB
01-24-2012, 09:20 PM
What with ?

Your penis, obviously.


She will be on the cover of 40+ very soon

Sweet.

allsmiles
01-25-2012, 06:13 AM
maybe next time swallow that load honey...

Amen, brother.

Arkady Renko
01-25-2012, 10:06 AM
*scratches head*

28 - 12 = 16, so she got banged at 15???



maybe next time swallow that load honey...

won't make her any less ugly either

Leefro
01-25-2012, 03:52 PM
Your penis, obviously.



Sweet.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01443/lisa3_682_1443023a.jpg

Hugh_Janus
01-25-2012, 06:58 PM
28 years old? My fucking arse

MrsM
01-25-2012, 07:05 PM
28 years old? My fucking arse

I think parts of her are 28 - the rest are 40ish

Hugh_Janus
01-25-2012, 07:14 PM
I think parts of her are 28 - the rest are 40ish

exactly. She looks like those wiomen that try too hard to look young

Hal-9000
01-25-2012, 07:26 PM
she's being discriminated against for wearing slutty clothing to a bar, same clothes as other girls wear.I think she has a case....

Richard Cranium
01-25-2012, 07:28 PM
I think she has a case....

of herpes.

Hal-9000
01-25-2012, 07:33 PM
of herpes.

I would pound that until I got my carpentry diploma....there are worse things