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Teh One Who Knocks
01-25-2012, 02:45 PM
By the TMZ Staff


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Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam's birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel ... just plain inadequate.

The massive phallic confection was rolled out Saturday night at Club Icon in Downtown L.A. -- and 19-year-old Miley quickly jumped at the photo op ... posing alongside the ... well, just click to see for yourself.

Liam probably wasn't into blowing out the candles so we're guessing Miley did the job for him.

Some party goers tell us ... 19-year-old Miley was drinking alcohol and partying all night.

Calls to Miley's reps were not returned.


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Muddy
01-25-2012, 02:53 PM
Impressive.

Hal-9000
01-25-2012, 03:58 PM
by the looks of that big black dick, it needs some penicillin icing


she looks hot here...and I bet Dad is proud right now :mrgreen:

RBP
01-25-2012, 04:02 PM
she looks very hot

Teh One Who Knocks
01-25-2012, 04:04 PM
I'm confused about the cake :-k

Is her b/f ghey or is it trying to brag about the size of his penis? :confused:

RBP
01-25-2012, 04:08 PM
I'm confused about the cake :-k

Is her b/f ghey or is it trying to brag about the size of his penis? :confused:

Yeah that didn't make sense to me either. Just a joke I would guess.

Hal-9000
01-25-2012, 04:18 PM
how come when there's a big dick cake, the dick always has to be black?


I'll defer to our correspondent on the street, Treesmoke jr....






:dance:

LassLicker
01-25-2012, 04:23 PM
Maybe she is using it as a prop to show what she is going to do to his balls after the party? Minus the knife, I hope. :-k

PorkChopSandwiches
01-25-2012, 04:48 PM
I wish she would have shown her deep throat skills here

RBP
01-25-2012, 04:51 PM
how come when there's a big dick cake, the dick always has to be black?

With a big red open sore on the head :lol:

MrsM
01-25-2012, 04:54 PM
WTF is that black thing between the balls?

In my family - if your face gets that close to a cake - you can pretty much be sure that someone would go behind you and push your head into it :)

In this case, I think that would have been pretty funny :)

PorkChopSandwiches
01-25-2012, 04:59 PM
WTF is that black thing between the balls?

Taint :lol:

Godfather
01-25-2012, 05:00 PM
Why do chicks love cock-cakes anyways :lol: Not just celebs, all girls

You never see dudes with hairy vag cakes on their birthdays....

RBP
01-25-2012, 05:00 PM
WTF is that black thing between the balls?

Pubic hair? :confused:

MrsM
01-25-2012, 05:06 PM
Taint :lol:

Can't be - it's on the wrong side


Why do chicks love cock-cakes anyways :lol: Not just celebs, all girls

You never see dudes with hairy vag cakes on their birthdays....

http://hostingb.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-06/634JsCake.jpg
And No - I have never had or wanted a cock cake :)


Pubic hair? :confused:

I guess - That's some special manscaping to have a little rosette of pubic hair there :)

Hal-9000
01-25-2012, 05:28 PM
With a big red open sore on the head :lol:


by the looks of that big black dick, it needs some penicillin icing


she looks hot here...and I bet Dad is proud right now :mrgreen:


:thumbsup:

allsmiles
01-26-2012, 03:12 AM
Why do chicks love cock-cakes anyways :lol: Not just celebs, all girls

You never see dudes with hairy vag cakes on their birthdays....

I can't say that I would love a cock cake. I would have a hard time sinking my teeth into it, I think. Oh and I have seen plenty of vagina cupcakes.

deebakes
01-26-2012, 03:33 AM
seems like a waste of money to me :shrug:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-26-2012, 11:40 AM
seems like a waste of money to me :shrug:

Pretty sure Miley doesn't have to worry too much about money :-k

deebakes
01-26-2012, 11:58 PM
still seems like a waste :idk:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-29-2012, 02:53 PM
Liam even made Miley laugh about the pictures, a source tells HollywoodLife.com.
By Russ Weakland - Hollywood Life


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Miley Cyrus was “extremely embarrassed” after pics of her eating a penis cake at Liam Hemsworth‘s birthday party surfaced. But ever-the-supportive boyfriend, Liam stood by his gal and cheered her up.

“She was extremely embarrassed when the penis cake photos were released. She was having a fit that was only settled by Liam, who calmed her down and made her realize the funny side of the situation,” an insider reveals to HollywoodLife.com. “He has started teasing Miley about it in a loving way and has actually made her laugh about the ridiculousness of the pictures.”

LassLicker
01-29-2012, 02:57 PM
He has started teasing Miley about it in a loving way...

:giggity:

Hal-9000
01-31-2012, 12:08 AM
she's feigning that she's sexually licking a big, black cock.

there's no funny here or just laugh it off moment.......she be a ho and got caught, plain and simple

deebakes
01-31-2012, 01:07 AM
and she tosses salad :tup:

LassLicker
01-31-2012, 01:24 AM
and she tosses salad :tup:

My kind of girl. :naughty: