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Leefro
02-04-2012, 12:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBiNx749Zw&ob=av3e

Hugh_Janus
02-04-2012, 12:43 AM
this game is still in the boot of my car :lol:

Hal-9000
02-05-2012, 04:21 AM
:facepalm:

Everyone is a pussy and he rapes them....:lol:

over 8 minutes of punching things

Leefro
02-05-2012, 04:30 AM
A night at the dentist awaits :lol:

Leefro
02-05-2012, 04:36 AM
Beat the shit outta him look at him the fucking pussay then rape his ass if you want to if your a gay rapist

Anyway :lol:

Hal-9000
02-05-2012, 04:38 AM
It reminds me of a tech vid where the guy was showing how to hack a PS2...it went like this for over 10 minutes:

and den you grab dis thing here and fucken jam it in there...don't fucken ask me why.Then you grab this shit and fuck with it and then fucken cram it up here and somehow this shit works!

:lol:

Leefro
02-05-2012, 04:40 AM
Kill the fucking walrus who wants the be a fucking walrus

End his misery :lol:

Hal-9000
02-05-2012, 04:48 AM
:lol:




I'm a level 39 guy in Skyrim, character class Badass Mofo! I raped all these fags after I fucked them up...cause I'm into that :lol:



http://i44.tinypic.com/13znxq9.jpg

samarchepas
02-05-2012, 05:40 AM
:lol:




I'm a level 39 guy in Skyrim, character class Badass Mofo! I raped all these fags after I fucked them up...cause I'm into that :lol:



http://i44.tinypic.com/13znxq9.jpg
So...you are necrophiliac?:-s

Hal-9000
02-05-2012, 05:44 AM
It's how the guy in Lee's video....describes the action :lol:

Hal-9000
02-05-2012, 05:45 AM
I'm a 91st level archer now Sam....one shot kills, slow down time on the zoom....pretty cool advancements :thumbsup:

samarchepas
02-05-2012, 06:13 AM
Have not played for over a month :lol: (Waiting for the 1.4 update...which should be here in a few days) my guy is pretty much 100% Melee :lol: (Dual-wielding Maces )

Hal-9000
02-05-2012, 07:41 AM
Overall I'm level 39 and that's about 130 hours playing time....there's soooooo much left to go :lol:

Method512
02-09-2012, 11:13 PM
Skyrim consumes too much time. Darkness II is what I'm playing now. :) But Awesome vid. I played with a two handed weapon cause they were probably stronger and I get killed many times. :\ That guy plays with his fists and kills everyone for some reason!!


It reminds me of a tech vid where the guy was showing how to hack a PS2...it went like this for over 10 minutes:

and den you grab dis thing here and fucken jam it in there...don't fucken ask me why.Then you grab this shit and fuck with it and then fucken cram it up here and somehow this shit works!

:lol:

lol, would love to see that kind of tutorials.

Hal-9000
02-09-2012, 11:40 PM
too much time??? :shock:



Skyrim is life! :)









ok, I may have a problem.....:oops:

Method512
02-10-2012, 12:35 AM
haha, these 2 images can support your way of life. :)

http://x81.xanga.com/397e125b31532280369407/w223351945.jpg
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Skyrim_76cb50_2904479.jpg

Hal-9000
02-10-2012, 02:24 AM
I've collected so much crap in Skyrim, I had a night where I just went around and sold shit.3 hours of hauling stuff town to town, trying to find someone with money.

Method512
02-10-2012, 02:32 AM
I know how that's like. I've played Fallout 3 and New Vegas and it was a pain to sell the stuff. Either I was overcumbed and couldn't fast travel, or the sellers didnt have any money on them. What's sad is that most times I had stuff that weighted 10 and the value was 5. God the pain that was...even when doing the thing for the time pass faster the guys didnt had any money.

But in a way it's a bit fun to cruise around. :)

Lambchop
02-14-2012, 11:36 PM
I love his voice $_$

samarchepas
02-15-2012, 12:41 AM
I've collected so much crap in Skyrim, I had a night where I just went around and sold shit.3 hours of hauling stuff town to town, trying to find someone with money.

Cash is REALLY easy to make...just make craft iron daggers with the Banish enchant on them (That is worth around 1K each) and I got 100K+ on my 3 characters

JoeyB
02-15-2012, 12:42 AM
Is this a cult?

samarchepas
02-15-2012, 01:10 AM
Is this a cult?

Its a religion :shock:!

Hal-9000
02-15-2012, 01:52 AM
I know how that's like. I've played Fallout 3 and New Vegas and it was a pain to sell the stuff. Either I was overcumbed and couldn't fast travel, or the sellers didnt have any money on them. What's sad is that most times I had stuff that weighted 10 and the value was 5. God the pain that was...even when doing the thing for the time pass faster the guys didnt had any money.

But in a way it's a bit fun to cruise around. :)

In Skyrim they give you followers that fight in every fight if you want, and they carry around tons of shit too :lol: Not sure if you've played but if you've done Fallout or Oblivion, Skyrim is similar.

I just quit a level 38 dude and Steam tells me I'm 62% through the game for achievements :lol: It's massive and ever changing.

Hal-9000
02-15-2012, 01:53 AM
I love his voice $_$

YOU! Stop and hit the ground facedown!...Spread your legs and hands behind your head! :x


What game are you referring to please and thanks?

Hal-9000
02-15-2012, 01:56 AM
Just hooked up with Faendal again.It was a hot night and he had new armor to show me...

I present - One Night In Skyrim










http://i43.tinypic.com/r9lv01.jpg

Hal-9000
02-15-2012, 02:01 AM
check out my large hammer..


http://i41.tinypic.com/24pgjzm.jpg

samarchepas
02-15-2012, 06:18 AM
Ok now I'm QUITE PISSED :x !!! My follower just vanished (Not dead...just POOF! gone!) Had a full Deadric Armor/sheild/sword (Legendary) on it...gone...

JoeyB
02-15-2012, 06:45 AM
Its a religion :shock:!

Why are we so excited about this!?!


Ok now I'm QUITE PISSED :x !!! My follower just vanished (Not dead...just POOF! gone!) Had a full Deadric Armor/sheild/sword (Legendary) on it...gone...

Wasn't a very good follower, aye?

samarchepas
02-16-2012, 01:11 AM
Why are we so excited about this!?!
Because its the best game of the decade? :lol:



Wasn't a very good follower, aye?
She was good...just vanished never to be found again :lol:

JoeyB
02-16-2012, 08:49 AM
Because its the best game of the decade? :lol:



She was good...just vanished never to be found again :lol:

She you say...

samarchepas
02-16-2012, 09:09 AM
She you say...

Yup...not a typo either :lol: (You can have males,females followers...even a dog at some point :lol:)

Hal-9000
02-16-2012, 03:34 PM
Ok now I'm QUITE PISSED :x !!! My follower just vanished (Not dead...just POOF! gone!) Had a full Deadric Armor/sheild/sword (Legendary) on it...gone...

I noticed near the end of my last game that my follower seemed to gain a mind of his own :lol: Flat out stopped following me in places and I had to go back and persuade him to carry on....almost right at the same time as that last patch came out.Maybe they threw in some AI instruction to give them free will?

Now I let them carry some stuff, but nothing important like the armor you mentioned.....did you go back to all of the scenes of your battles? I found one of my guys as a pile of dust after a huge battle near the mage's college :lol:

samarchepas
02-16-2012, 04:31 PM
I noticed near the end of my last game that my follower seemed to gain a mind of his own :lol: Flat out stopped following me in places and I had to go back and persuade him to carry on....almost right at the same time as that last patch came out.Maybe they threw in some AI instruction to give them free will?

Now I let them carry some stuff, but nothing important like the armor you mentioned.....did you go back to all of the scenes of your battles? I found one of my guys as a pile of dust after a huge battle near the mage's college :lol:
I was in Blackreach when it happened...its a QUITE big place to search for dead bodies :lol: (I'll just make another...and get another follower :lol: )

PorkChopSandwiches
02-16-2012, 04:36 PM
go around and punch the wildlife :lol:

Hal-9000
02-16-2012, 04:51 PM
I was in Blackreach when it happened...its a QUITE big place to search for dead bodies :lol: (I'll just make another...and get another follower :lol: )

:thumbsup: :lol:

Hal-9000
02-16-2012, 04:52 PM
go around and punch the wildlife :lol:

I'm an archer so I shoot at anything that moves.....they have a stat - bunnies slaughtered :lol:

so I look for bunnies, foxes and deer primarily :lol:

oh and fish, nothing like shooting a fish

samarchepas
02-16-2012, 10:21 PM
I'm an archer so I shoot at anything that moves.....they have a stat - bunnies slaughtered :lol:

so I look for bunnies, foxes and deer primarily :lol:

oh and fish, nothing like shooting a fish
When I'm hunting in Skyrim: If it moves, it dies! :lol:

Hal-9000
02-17-2012, 02:00 AM
I love starting a new guy.I have Faendal and we see a Frost troll.I run up there guns blazing and the troll cuts me down in two decisive shots :lol: Faendal runs way screaming like a 13 yr old girl..

samarchepas
02-17-2012, 02:41 AM
Do the same against a Giant...:lol:

Hal-9000
02-17-2012, 02:44 AM
something else tuned me up real quick too....oh yeah it was some sort of sabre toothed snow cat...ripped me a new one :lol:

samarchepas
02-17-2012, 03:20 AM
something else tuned me up real quick too....oh yeah it was some sort of sabre toothed snow cat...ripped me a new one :lol:
I just killed one minutes ago...WITH MY FISTS :lol:

Hal-9000
02-17-2012, 03:24 PM
:lol:






I beat up a couple of my followers...WITH MY FISTS :lol:

Method512
02-24-2012, 08:16 PM
In Skyrim they give you followers that fight in every fight if you want, and they carry around tons of shit too :lol: Not sure if you've played but if you've done Fallout or Oblivion, Skyrim is similar.

I just quit a level 38 dude and Steam tells me I'm 62% through the game for achievements :lol: It's massive and ever changing.

Yeah I had followers too. Only one was allowed, but a bug allowed me to have two....and when one of them was carrying precious stuff he vanished permanently from the game.... :meh:

My favorite was Rex cause he was one of the few that wouldn't get knocked out in 2 seconds.

I already gave up from Skyrim after playing for +20 hours and die everytime more than one enemy appeared!!
Rex:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4126/4986847164_f33c356633.jpg

There are console commands (at least there were for Fallout) to recover your followers...but I never bothered.

Hal-9000
02-24-2012, 08:19 PM
Hey Method? Isn't Rex from Fallout New Vegas, not Skyrim?



you're gonna make me light another joint if you keep that up :lol:

Hal-9000
02-24-2012, 08:21 PM
I think the latest Skyrim patch did something to the followers....I have to keep going back to get Faendal, as if he gets really interested in something else and wanders away at times..

Method512
02-24-2012, 08:49 PM
Hey Method? Isn't Rex from Fallout New Vegas, not Skyrim?

you're gonna make me light another joint if you keep that up :lol:

lol, yeah. So much work to get that damn dog!! Apparently he was old and I had to find a new brain for him, but I did cause he was awesome.

Don't know if you played that much Fallout, but if you didn't I can say that Fallout 3 is better than New Vegas imho. The story was cooler and the side quests were more interesting. I got a ghoul mask, which was awesome cause they wouldn't atack me when I was in the sewers (which was filled with them).

Fallout is a basically a Skyrim with guns. :p Which I prefer cause it takes 2 seconds to shoot an arrow.


I think the latest Skyrim patch did something to the followers....I have to keep going back to get Faendal, as if he gets really interested in something else and wanders away at times..

Like, I said, haven't played Skyrim that much, but if it's the same game engine as Fallout don't doubt it...What is funny is that they either disappear permanently, or only when I'm in the middle of a life threatening battle. Damn AI!

(ps: totally changing the threads theme but just because I love Fallout. :p)

Hal-9000
02-24-2012, 09:10 PM
Yeah Fallout 3 was better than New Vegas IMO....

I did Rex and the brain thing too :lol:


Try and hang with Skyrim... my last guy who was level 38 overall, about level 80 archer could zoom, slow down time and rapid fire arrows.Towards the end of using that guy, I had a huge two handed hammer and bow.He was such a good archer that I used the bow on just about everything :thumbsup:

Method512
02-24-2012, 09:42 PM
Might give it a try again. :)

Do you think this technique (viking bare fist badass) works? It would be fun to try...but I dont wanna invest so many time in it and then realize that it cant kill harder enemies.

Another turn off for me was the 100 levels...in Fallout you would play for 30~40 hours and you would get on max level.

samarchepas
02-24-2012, 09:48 PM
Might give it a try again. :)

Do you think this technique (viking bare fist badass) works? It would be fun to try...but I dont wanna invest so many time in it and then realize that it cant kill harder enemies.

Another turn off for me was the 100 levels...in Fallout you would play for 30~40 hours and you would get on max level.

It does work (with the perk for it and the enchant) but I would not bother with it :lol: (as I have done the main story 3 times and don't plan on doing another :lol:...I will keep on playing on this one till the DLCs come out at some point)

Hal-9000
02-24-2012, 09:50 PM
Might give it a try again. :)

Do you think this technique (viking bare fist badass) works? It would be fun to try...but I dont wanna invest so many time in it and then realize that it cant kill harder enemies.

Another turn off for me was the 100 levels...in Fallout you would play for 30~40 hours and you would get on max level.


I've only tried two guys in Skyrim...I would suggest not using the bare fist thing out of boredom and maybe getting your ass kicked at lower levels no matter what.

Ice wraiths, frost trolls, giants, mastodons and dragons are all difficult when you're lower level...


Yes you do have to have patience...it's not a game where you level an ability in a matter of hours, unless you really focus on it (blacksmithing - build 100 hide bracers etc)


It's a deep, rich game...different than the Fallout games for sure.

samarchepas
02-24-2012, 09:57 PM
But I'd guess that once you can...it must pretty damn BAD ASS to beat Alduin WITH YOUR FIST!! :lol:

Hal-9000
02-24-2012, 10:03 PM
Hey Sam, remember my first guy had the two handed war hammer and I said I wanted to use a single sword?


I'm trying that now and getting my ass kicked around Skyrim :lol: Even the children know me...

samarchepas
02-24-2012, 10:09 PM
Hey Sam, remember my first guy had the two handed war hammer and I said I wanted to use a single sword?


I'm trying that now and getting my ass kicked around Skyrim :lol: Even the children know me...
Got slaughtered by a rabbit? :rofl: (Doing dual wielding hammers)

Hal-9000
02-24-2012, 10:11 PM
I never said that....piss off!!!!!! :lol: