'Fear Factor' Donkey Chicks: The Adult Offer You Knew Was Coming

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By the TMZ Staff


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The twins who took part in the infamous donkey semen/urine stunt on "Fear Factor" that never aired are now being courted by an adult website -- but don't worry ... there are no animals involved.

Twins Brynne and Claire Odioso -- who drank the urine and semen, respectively -- have been offered a gig by the folks at MyGirlFund.com ... a website where girls get on camera and chat about politics (or something like that).

The site wants the girls to join their team, where they will have "the platform and tools to earn $50,000 or more quickly in a respectful and empowering environment."

Anything is a step up from donkey semen.

[deebakes]

whores :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I will pay to watch them drink donkey loads topless

[Muddy]

I would illegally download them sucking off a donkey..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup: downrent

[Muddy]

Cheap whores are a dime a dozen on the web...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Yep, anything for their 15 min.

[Hal-9000]

yeah work for that meal bitchez!!! :x



*Max Hardcore voice*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cheap whores are a dime a dozen on the web...


Yep, anything for their 15 min.

That's all Fear Factor is, an outlet for attention whores. As much as I like watching the show, they don't pay nearly enough of a grand prize for the shit they put you through. The only reason to be on that show is so you can act like a douche/tough guy and be on TV. I swear half those contestants think they will be cast on the next Jersey Shore or whatever crappy reality show is being developed.

[Hal-9000]

I'm tellin ya man....I could do 100 hours of high ledge walking or jumping from one moving truck to another

but when you make me lay in moving bugs or make eat dog jism - I'm out :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

But that's part of the show and you know that going in. The middle stunt is always something nasty and disgusting

[Hal-9000]

I could probably handle the nasty foods, it's the - We're going to shuv 50, 24 inch earthworms up your butt while you belt out Singin In The Rain that would upset me...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Not me !

[Hal-9000]

seriously...the moment they harness and strap me in and then ask me to walk on a beam 1000 feet up....I would be running.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

As much as I hate spiders, I think I'd rather do something like being strapped in a coffin full of tarantulas rather than eat some of the crap they have on the show. Like a few weeks ago when they had to eat either live scorpions or these giant live grasshoppers with rancid beef blood mixed with maggots and 'crackers' made of rat hair :puke:

[Hal-9000]

As much as I hate spiders, I think I'd rather do something like being strapped in a coffin full of tarantulas rather than eat some of the crap they have on the show. Like a few weeks ago when they had to eat either live scorpions or these giant live grasshoppers with rancid beef blood mixed with maggots and 'crackers' made of rat hair :puke:


Oh ffs dude I just ate a Hungry Man dinner 'Sportsman's Grill' (look it up :lol:)


thanks :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Those are pretty tasty :)

[Hal-9000]

the potato wedges looked/tasted/smelled like actual potato wedges but the "beer battered chicken" was ralf-inducing.....

[Hal-9000]

a pound of smeat 'n spuds tho :dance:

[Hugh_Janus]

no wonder you weigh 517lbs....

[Joebob034]

:wank:

[Muddy]

Grody..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.nbc.com/fear-factor/video/keeping-it-down/1377682

[Muddy]

http://www.nbc.com/fear-factor/video/keeping-it-down/1377682

Are they eating Hungryman dinners in that? :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Watch and find out ;)

[Muddy]

:lol: I will later tonight..

[Hal-9000]

no wonder you weigh 517lbs....

210 lbs you feckin bald biatch

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Oh ffs dude I just ate a Hungry Man dinner 'Sportsman's Grill' (look it up :lol:)


thanks :|


no wonder you weigh 517lbs....


http://i.imgur.com/ORIw1.jpg

:puke:

[Muddy]

It dont look too bad.. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

My preconceived thoughts were that the food would likely be pretty tasty. It doesn’t seem there’s a lot that can go wrong. Although there were no major glitches, I wasn’t entirely satisfied after trying the food. The picture is somewhat misconceiving – although it all looks nice and crispy, a lot of the food’s texture was quite the opposite. Most of the chicken pieces were only dark on one side, the other side offering a weird wet white visage that didn’t strike me as pleasant or appetizing. I found it hard to cut through a couple of the pieces with a fork, leaving me puzzled. If you’ve never seen raw chicken before – it’s not an enticing sight, and that’s the mental image I fought with while trying to finish these. The chicken had little flavor, especially in regards to its highly acclaimed beer battering. The fries on the other hand weren’t too bad, although not spectacular; they did their part in saving the meal from being a total disaster. There’s actually a lot more cheese than the photo suggests, and ultimately, I enjoyed snacking on these.
http://www.reviewtheworld.com/content/beerchick.html


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

http://www.reviewtheworld.com/content/beerchick.html


:lol:


Oh Christ THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WAS!!!!!!


:lol: :lol: no truer description have I ever read on the net about anything :rofl:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

the chicken was 'watery' and multi colored....taste was kind of a cross between bad Chinese food and 2 week old Spam



*urrrrp*

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/2fgY7.jpg

[Muddy]

Goofy and Rainbow, together again...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol: