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Teh One Who Knocks
02-10-2012, 12:53 PM
By Michael Allen, Opposing Views


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Oklahoma’s proposed anti-abortion Senate Bill 1433 states a fetus “at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.”

In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to the bill that read: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

This would outlaw masturbation by men, anal sex, sex with condoms, all forms of fellatio to completion, as well as other sex acts. She later withdrew the measure (no pun intended), but stated that she had inserted it to highlight the sexism in the current bill.

Democrat Jim Wilson tried to introduce a serious amendment stating that all men would be responsible for the full support and well-being of any woman carrying their child for the duration of the pregnancy, including housing, food, transportation and all medical costs. That amendment failed.

MrsM
02-10-2012, 02:53 PM
:facepalm:

I guess I performed an action against an unborn child last night :-k

Joebob034
02-10-2012, 02:55 PM
:wank:

PorkChopSandwiches
02-10-2012, 03:39 PM
How do these idiots get elected

Acid Trip
02-10-2012, 03:43 PM
Sperm in the absence of an egg does not constitute a fetus. Fertilization must occur before it's a fetus.

So she tries to argue that every sperm is an unborn child? Well that means any woman taking birth control is aborting an egg and therefore an unborn child.

I thought Democrats were supposed to be smart?

Jezter
02-10-2012, 03:54 PM
I seriously don't even have words to describe how fucking stupid this is. Wow...


Viva la :wank:

PorkChopSandwiches
02-10-2012, 03:54 PM
Sperm in the absence of an egg does not constitute a fetus. Fertilization must occur before it's a fetus.

So she tries to argue that every sperm is an unborn child? Well that means any woman taking birth control is aborting an egg and therefore an unborn child.

I thought Democrats were supposed to be smart?

You dont bring science into this argument :willie:

Jezter
02-10-2012, 03:56 PM
You dont bring science into this argument :willie:

Nor brain! Only batshit crazy is allowed!

Yt Trash
02-10-2012, 07:38 PM
:facepalm:

RBP
02-10-2012, 08:09 PM
I think it's funny; she was being a smart ass because she thought the law was sexist.

Muddy
02-10-2012, 08:12 PM
I think it's funny; she was being a smart ass because she thought the law was sexist.

Thats cool.. I read it at first and wondered where she had fallen and bumped her head..

Hal-9000
02-10-2012, 08:46 PM
she's hot :wank:

deebakes
02-11-2012, 03:01 AM
thank goodness :uwank: