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PorkChopSandwiches
02-10-2012, 04:05 PM
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A South Bend mother returned home Monday night with her son and discovered Keith Davis, 46, had broken in and cleaned her apartment in the 4600-block of Lance Court.

"I seen my living room light on and the bedroom light on, so once we came up the stairs I figured my brother was home. I turned the knob and it was locked, so I seen my screen open and I pushed my window open and it was some random guy in my kitchen," said tenant Ashley Murray.

Murray then walked away from the window with her son and called police before yelling at Davis to leave her home.

"I'm like 'the police are on their way' and he told me 'the police already been here', closed my window, locked it back up and closed my door and sat in a chair in front of the window until the police came. Once I finally got a chance to get in I then notice he cooked some chicken and onions in a pan, folded my clothes up and swept my floor," said Murray. "The police said it looked like he was a good chef. it looked like he had broth and everything in it."

Davis told police he had woken up in the apartment and a woman told him to get a set of keys from a closet. Murray said Davis had a set of her keys in his pocket when he was arrested and suspects Davis had been watching her and saw when she placed a set of keys in a storage unit for her brother to use when he arrived later that night from Indianapolis.

When officers asked Davis where he lived he gave officers an address on Lance Court that didn't exist.

Davis was arrested despite adamantly stating he was in his own home and charged with breaking and entering, a Class D felony.

"Me and the police think he was on some type of drug. He really seemed to think this was his home," said Murray. "How could you not look at the pictures and none of that and realize you don't know nobody? I don't think no drug can do that once you come in and see there's nothing in here that you know. The apartments are alike, but you knew this wasn't your house."

Murray said her son later recognized Davis as a neighbor from across the complex who he had seen staring at him and his friends as they played outside.

Despite breaking into the apartment, Davis didn't steal anything beyond the food.

"He drunk up my orange juice, but it's cool because he swept up my floor and folded my clothes," said Murray.

Prosecutors requested a $5,000 bond because Murray was concerned he may return, however the judge lowered it to $1,000.

Joebob034
02-10-2012, 04:12 PM
that lady's grammar is outstanding

Arkady Renko
02-10-2012, 04:15 PM
nicest felon ever...

PorkChopSandwiches
02-10-2012, 04:16 PM
that lady's grammar is outstanding

"He drunk up my orange juice"

Arkady Renko
02-10-2012, 04:19 PM
"He drunk up my orange juice"

clearly, there's a "done" missing in that sentence...

MrsM
02-10-2012, 04:34 PM
:)

Joebob034
02-10-2012, 04:34 PM
"I seen my living room light...... I seen my screen open....."

PorkChopSandwiches
02-10-2012, 04:36 PM
"How could you not look at the pictures and none of that and realize you don't know nobody?"

deebakes
02-11-2012, 03:10 AM
sounds like she needs to get fired if there was that much for him to do :-k

RBP
02-11-2012, 04:28 AM
You're all racist for expecting black people to have good grammar. :hand:

deebakes
02-11-2012, 05:09 AM
i said nothing about kelsey grammer :nono:

RBP
02-11-2012, 05:17 AM
seriously, white people create ghettos and discriminatory systems and then bitch when the result doesn't meet their standards. :idk:

Muddy
02-11-2012, 10:40 AM
seriously, white people create ghettos and discriminatory systems and then bitch when the result doesn't meet their standards. :idk:

Is that bait?

deebakes
02-11-2012, 06:15 PM
seriously, white people create ghettos and discriminatory systems and then bitch when the result doesn't meet their standards. :idk:

take another hit homey :bong:

:lol:

Loser
02-11-2012, 07:44 PM
South bend is like one step between cabrini green and gary.

Hal-9000
02-11-2012, 09:22 PM
Thieves of the world take note :thumbsup:

"How could you not look at the pictures and none of that and realize you don't know nobody?"

Goofy
02-11-2012, 09:29 PM
clearly, there's a "done" missing in that sentence...

:lol:

He done drunk up my orange juice!

Hal-9000
02-11-2012, 09:40 PM
Arkady foshizzzle! :lol:

Method512
02-11-2012, 10:29 PM
lol. If he only drank an orange juice he's a lot cheaper than a cleaning lady. :)

Joebob034
02-13-2012, 04:18 PM
South bend is like one step between cabrini green and gary.

I remember stopping there one time on my way back from Chicago and I wanted to see what the Notre Dame campus was like. I was shocked at how much of a pit the city of South Bend is.