NYC sewage plant to offer Valentine's Day tours

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Associated Press


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NEW YORK -- It may not smell like a rose but a New York City sewage plant is offering tours for lovers on Valentine's Day.

The tour host and superintendent of the Newtown Creek Wastewater treatment plant in Brooklyn tells the Daily News it'll be a unique date, and one that special someone will never forget.

Jim Pynn says the highlight of the tour will be the plant's giant egg-shaped digesters, which break down the noxious waste into harmless sludge and gas.

Pynn says each Valentine's Day visitor will get a Hershey kiss -- and at least something to talk about.

[Loser]

How's that joke go? Kiss me where it's stinky..... :lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

Awww honey, we could go for a carriage ride around Central Park, or watch how they dispose of raw sewage!

:ewww:

What a no-brainer! If she doesn't leave you after suggesting the latter, RUN! :D

[DemonGeminiX]

That's a great idea! Might save a ton of money on the cost of dinner (assuming she's lost her appetite by the time the tour ends).

:D

[Joebob034]

what a shitty idea

[PorkChopSandwiches]

a Hershey kiss, thats a nasty association

[Hal-9000]

nothin says love like a tour of the shit factory

[Richard Cranium]

So, I'm thinking this probably isn't a good way to work up into asking for anal for the first time?

[Hal-9000]

..stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said what a good boy am I :)