Parents lock kids in car during 90 minute sex shop visit

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Tim Haeck - 97.3 KIRO FM Reporter


A husband and wife from Joint Base Lewis-McChord didn't see anything wrong with leaving their two children in their van with the engine running while they shopped for over 90 minutes at a sex shop.

The clerk at the Tacoma sex store was so appalled that she called the police. When officers arrived on scene, they found the two boys inside the mini-van watching a movie. The officer peered inside the van and waved at the kids, ages 3 and 4, who waved back.

Inside the store, the young couple was in the midst of spending $430 on merchandise when they were approached by officers. The officer informed the parents, both 23-years-old, that leaving children in a running vehicle alone is against the law, and gave them both a citation.

The News Tribune reports that the couple explained that they parked the van right in front so they could see it. In his report, the officer wrote that he suggested maybe one parent could shop and the other stay with the kids.

The clerk says it's not the first time the couple has left their children locked in their vehicle.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

well at least they had a movie on

[Hal-9000]

I wonder if the door was locked

[JoeyB]

I wonder what they bought?

[MrsM]

I wonder what they bought?

$430 - :shock: - Although I have probably spent more than that over the years... I have never spent anything near that in one shot

[Muddy]

I wonder if the door was locked

4 u


The clerk says it's not the first time the couple has left their children locked in their vehicle.

[JoeyB]

$430 - :shock: - Although I have probably spent more than that over the years... I have never spent anything near that in one shot

Why do people even need sex shops? Go to Wal Mart and buy some baby oil and a large cucumber. Bam.

[MrsM]

Why do people even need sex shops? Go to Wal Mart and buy some baby oil and a large cucumber. Bam.

Oh boy - you have a lot to learn :)

[Hal-9000]

4 u

:doh:

thx...had my Porky specs on today :oops:

[JoeyB]

Oh boy - you have a lot to learn :)

I've learned a lot. I'm the MacGyver of sex toys.

[Muddy]

:doh:

thx...had my Porky specs on today :oops:

No need for apologies... I faithfully wear mine every day... :dance:

[allsmiles]

Why do people even need sex shops? Go to Wal Mart and buy some baby oil and a large cucumber. Bam.

Cucumbers don't vibrate. And baby oil tastes yucky.

[minz]

A jar of cadbury's chocolate spread and a mask brush = hours of fun... Cost? Around £3.00 :) result. :lol:

[JoeyB]

Cucumbers don't vibrate. And baby oil tastes yucky.

No but an electric toothbrush does and Crisco will get the job done AND make you think of your grandmother. Which might be creepy, but hey, sex should be creepy sometimes or else why keep slaves chained in your basement?

[allsmiles]

No but an electric toothbrush does and Crisco will get the job done AND make you think of your grandmother. Which might be creepy, but hey, sex should be creepy sometimes or else why keep slaves chained in your basement?

I know this works, first hand. But I tend to color outside the lines when I masturbate and the bristles don't feel so good on my ladybits.

[MrsM]

I know this works, first hand. But I tend to color outside the lines when I masturbate and the bristles don't feel so good on my ladybits.

:)

[JoeyB]

I know this works, first hand. But I tend to color outside the lines when I masturbate and the bristles don't feel so good on my ladybits.

Umm...not to introduce three dimensional thinking your way or anything, but, you can turn the bristles away from your body and just enjoy the vibes from the back of the toothbrush.

I uhh...shiver in terror thinking about you brushing your happy parts.

[Yt Trash]

Why do people even need sex shops? Go to Wal Mart and buy some baby oil and a large cucumber. Bam.

I'm going out on a limb here and ask.... are you single?:-s

[JoeyB]

I'm going out on a limb here and ask.... are you single?:-s

No, we are many. Resistance is futile.

[allsmiles]

Umm...not to introduce three dimensional thinking your way or anything, but, you can turn the bristles away from your body and just enjoy the vibes from the back of the toothbrush.

I uhh...shiver in terror thinking about you brushing your happy parts.



As I said, I tend to color outside the lines when I jill off. I start out with the bristles away, but the more excited I get, the crazier I get and no telling what will end up where at that point.

[Hal-9000]

I sometimes shoot paper clips using an elastic at my erect penis when I'm masturbating....sounds lame I know, but I have to use both feet to work the elastic launcher :oops:

[DemonGeminiX]

I sometimes shoot paper clips using an elastic at my erect penis when I'm masturbating....sounds lame I know, but I have to use both feet to work the elastic launcher :oops:

:nono:

You'll shoot your eye out.

[Hal-9000]

:nono:

You'll shoot your eye out.

Just call me Patch...


:sad2:

[JoeyB]

and no telling what will end up where at that point.

I'll bear that in mind when you post your 'toothbrush up the ass' x-ray photos.

[allsmiles]

I'll bear that in mind when you post your 'toothbrush up the ass' x-ray photos.

The only thing allowed to go anywhere near my asshole during sex is Jester's balls.

[JoeyB]

The only thing allowed to go anywhere near my asshole during sex is Jester's balls.

Sigh. Now I have to kill Jez AND give myself a lobotomy with a spork...

[RBP]

She allows his balls but spells his name wrong. Go figure.

[Jezter]

She allows his balls but spell's his name wrong. Go figure.

Oh the irony... :lol:

[Jezter]

The only thing allowed to go anywhere near my asshole during sex is Jester's balls.
Careful with talk like that! Making me all blushy... :oops:

Sigh. Now I have to kill Jez AND give myself a lobotomy with a spork...

So you have to kill me, eat me and then give yourself a lobotomy. Sounds like a full day's work! Better get to it.

[JoeyB]

So you have to kill me, eat me and then give yourself a lobotomy. Sounds like a full day's work! Better get to it.

Why do you encourage this? Aren't you afraid of being eaten by a cannibal?

[Hal-9000]

Oh the irony... :lol:

pretty bad when a person with English as a second language has to correct you :lol:

Jez = FTW

[JoeyB]

pretty bad when a person with English as a second language has to correct you :lol:

Jez = FTW

Jez was not educated in an American public school. That gives him an unfair advantage.

[Muddy]

pretty bad when a person with English as a second language has to correct you :lol:

Jez = FTW

Rokr helps me with proper English all the time.. Lol

[deebakes]

90 minutes is a long time to shop... and for a kids movie these days :-k

[allsmiles]

She allows his balls but spells his name wrong. Go figure.

My phone autocorrected me. And no one is allowed to kill my man!

[JoeyB]

My phone autocorrected me. And no one is allowed to kill my man!

We all love Jez.

[deebakes]

:gay:

[Jezter]

Why do you encourage this? Aren't you afraid of being eaten by a cannibal?
No, I want to get eaten by allsmiles...and I don't know why I encourage you. :-k I must be a little daft. :lol:

My phone autocorrected me. And no one is allowed to kill my man!
Good thing it didn't correct it to "Jizzter" or anything like that... :lol:

We all love Jez.
Aaawww! :grouphug:

:gay:
You jelly?

[deebakes]

maybe :sad2: