300 lb Naked Man Steals Socks From Walmart In Pennsylvania

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Christina Hartman - The Huffington Post


EXTON, Pa. -- A hefty southeastern Pennsylvania man is behind bars after police say he walked naked into a Walmart and stole a pair of socks.

Thirty-two-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor was arrested Wednesday night after police say he stripped off his clothes in the parking lot of the Exton store and went inside.

Police say surveillance footage shows the 6-foot-4, 300-pound Downingtown man walking around the store. Authorities say they used a stun gun to subdue him after he refused to comply with officers' orders.

Taylor was arraigned on charges including aggravated assault and indecent exposure. He's being held on $50,000 bail at Chester County Prison.

Online court records do not list an attorney for Taylor.

[Hal-9000]

stun gun on the naked guy!!!! :dance:


that shit should be pay per view

[minz]

I wonder what the socks were for. :-k

[Hal-9000]

You'd think he would have hit the underwear aisle first

[minz]

You'd think he would have hit the underwear aisle first

I was kind of thinking that way with the sock thing. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Well you know he got the socks because either his feet or his willy were cold.

Either way, it must have been a horrible experience for the other shoppers :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Google his name and look at the pictures... that is one big ass scary-looking black guy.

:shock:

I wouldn't have messed with him without a taser either.

[minz]

I think I can live without that image thanks. :huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I can live without that image thanks. :huh:

http://i.imgur.com/oDPq7.jpg


:banana:

[Hal-9000]

nice tits

[minz]

http://i.imgur.com/oDPq7.jpg


:banana:

I will hate you for the rest of my life for burning that image into my head right before bedtime. :ewww:


Let the nightmares begin... :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

the dude has some good arms and shoulders...musta played ball :thumbsup:

[minz]

the dude has some good arms and shoulders...musta played ball :thumbsup:

And he's got even bigger moobs than you Hal. :huh:

[JoeyB]

Google his name and look at the pictures... that is one big ass scary-looking black guy.

:shock:

I wouldn't have messed with him without a taser either.

I'm debating if this comment was racist or not. But agreed, either way.


the dude has some good arms and shoulders...musta played ball :thumbsup:

I'm debating if this comment was gay or not.


And he's got even bigger moobs than you Hal. :huh:

But my moobs remain 'breast' of all.

[Hal-9000]

And he's got even bigger moobs than you Hal. :huh:

I'll have you know that my chest is 42" and they are firm, yet supple.

I have pecs, not moobs :x

[JoeyB]

I'll have you know that my chest is 42" and they are firm, yet supple.

I have pecs, not moobs :x

This is ghey, but hot.

[deebakes]

http://i.imgur.com/30DX1.jpg