Would you rather...

[Binky]

Marry an ex or a random person after a night of binge drinking in Las Vegas?

[Yt Trash]

An ex!

[Binky]

I figure the random stranger, that way you get the night of binge drinking in Vegas, (plus god knows what else) and an annulment when you realize what you did, and there's no dealing with repercussions from the ex, once you realize what you did... but now you gotta pose a new question :p

[Yt Trash]

Would you rather be happily married and have kids or miserably single with dead end relationships that don't amount to much?

[Binky]

LOL NEITHER!

Live a wonderful fulfilling life and die young or live an average life and live past 100?

[Cactus]

wonderful fulfilling life/die you


would you rather lose a foot or a hand?

[DemonGeminiX]

A foot. Can't help it, I'm a guitar player.

WYR be trapped in a brutally hot desert or a brutally cold blizzard?

[Foxdana]

Blizzard, hands down!

Would you rather suffer extreme flatulence or extreme acne?

[DemonGeminiX]

Extreme flatulence... that's like comedy gold right there.

WYR have a lazy eye or a hairlip?

[Foxdana]

A hairlip - it can be fixed

Would you rather have sex with a donkey or a sheep?!

[DemonGeminiX]

Sheep... they don't kick. 8-[

WYR eat a steak that you watched fall on the floor or a steak that you saw someone spit on?

[Foxdana]

Floor steak! Spit is horrible, yuck

Would you rather have an elephant sit on you or go to the dentist

[DemonGeminiX]

Go to the dentist. I'll survive that one. :lol:

WYR fart very loudly in public with lots of people around or belch equally as loud under the same conditions?

[Foxdana]

Fart - I might be able to blame the kids!:twisted:


Would you rather be a deaf or blind

[DemonGeminiX]

Deaf... no reason. :lol:

WYR be caught walking around with a split in your pants so large that your bare butt was sticking out or be caught walking around with a large shit stain in your pants?

[Foxdana]

Bare Butt!!!

Would you rather have a giant snot hanging out of your nose when you run into Heidi Klum or never meet her

[DemonGeminiX]

Never meet her


WYR have the most amazing sex you've ever had with the ugliest man on the face of the Earth or the absolute worst sex you've ever had with the man of your dreams?

[Foxdana]

Best sex with ugly dude!

Would you rather have a dog or a cat

[DemonGeminiX]

Dog

WYR have a fish or a hamster?

[Foxdana]

Fish

Would you rather be bitten by a spider or a snake

[DemonGeminiX]

Snake, I'll immediately know if I was bitten and I can easily identify whether or not the snakes around here are venomous, so I'll know right away if I'd need to go to the hospital.

Would you rather be the butt of a constant joke or the victim of a one time prank?

[Foxdana]

One time prank!!

Would you rather be bald or fat

[DemonGeminiX]

Fat... I can work that off quite easily. Bald is forever.

WYR be naked in a crowded public place for an entire day or isolated away from human contact for an entire year?

[Foxdana]

Define human!! Naked in public!

Would you rather have narcolepsy or insomnia

[DemonGeminiX]

Insomnia... Narcolepsy would suck while driving. And I meant any and all conceivable human contact... no internet, no phone, no face to face, no written word... nothing. It's just you and your thoughts completely and utterly alone for an entire year. Oh well...

Would you rather curl up with a really good book or watch a really good movie?

[Foxdana]

Insomnia... Narcolepsy would suck while driving. And I meant any and all conceivable human contact... no internet, no phone, no face to face, no written word... nothing. It's just you and your thoughts completely and utterly alone for an entire year. Oh well...

Would you rather curl up with a really good book or watch a really good movie?

Then I definitely stand by my answer, that would drive anyone mad, I think!

Curl up with a good book

Would you rather a hamburger or pizza

[DemonGeminiX]

Pizza


Would you rather eat poultry or fish?

[traveler]

Poultry. I can't stomach anything from the water.

Death by burning or drowning?

[Foxdana]

Drowning - Burning is a very specific fear of mine

Would you rather fall off the roof or get bitten by a dog?

[Binky]

Bitten by a dog, I can get revenge
jk

Maybe

Move a bibliomaniac's apartment or an animal hoarder's house?

[DemonGeminiX]

Move a bibliomaniac's apartment or an animal hoarder's house?

I'll say the bibliomaniac's apartment. Books don't bite... and they probably don't shit or smell either.

WYR be arrested for indecent acts (and not be caught on tape) or be caught on camera by a teenager doing them?

You know that teen's gonna upload that video somewhere on the web.

[Foxdana]

Arrested! You might be able to hide that forever!

Would you rather break a condom in a hooker or have one eye poked out

[Sharktopus]

Break a condom in a hooker. I'll be long gone and forgotten before she finds out. (If I hide it good!)

Would you rather swim with sharks or be locked in a closet with rattlers?

[Foxdana]

Swim with sharks! Hopefully they had a meal recently!

Would you rather catch herpes or not have sex for 2 years?

[Dr. Girlfriend]

Not have sex for 2 years. I've done that. Wouldn't want to do it again but the herpes doesn't sound like fun either.

Would you rather stick your tongue into a stranger's nostril or lick a hobo's armpit?

[Cactus]

so I will know the hobo? :-k

I would my tongue in the stranger's nose

have you toe nails ripped off with pliers or have ten teeth crack with a hammer and file

[Foxdana]

Toe nails, although they both sound horrendously painful!

Would you rather get stung once by a bee on your pecker or the female equivilent or stung repeatedly by a wasp on your nose

[Cactus]

I'd take the pecker....in my experince wasp stings hurt more


would you rather eat a bug or sleep in the snow

[Foxdana]

Eat a bug, so long as I don't know what it was before hand!

Would you rather be in really hot weather or really cold

[Cactus]

hot weather....I live in whether that get up to 110 degrees in the summer and can get by, but cold weather, I can't do.


would you rather stay away for 72 hours straight with regular meals or not eat for 72 hours but have a regular sleeping schedule.

[Foxdana]

Not eat, sleep is very important to my childrens health :mrgreen:

Would you rather work in a zoo, cleaning up animal poo all day or a dentist, dealing with spit and bad breath all day?

[traveler]

I'd rather deal with animal poo then the poo that flows out of the human mouth...

Would you rather cold winters or extremely hot summers?

[Binky]

Repeat! Hey Cactus :)

Hot summers, cold sucks.

Only have internet and no phone, or have a phone and no internet?

[traveler]

Repeat! Hey Cactus :)

Hot summers, cold sucks.

Only have internet and no phone, or have a phone and no internet?

Fuck the phone - I need my internets.

Stupid and sexy or smart and fugly?

[DemonGeminiX]

Stupid and sexy, despite popular opinion you can fix stupid.

Football or baseball?

[Binky]

baseball

Be able to fly, or teleport?

[DemonGeminiX]

Teleport! :cheerlead:


Travel to another galaxy or to a different time?

[Binky]

Galaxy, if I won't be mushed into string

Have a one eye or horns

[DemonGeminiX]

Horns. :twisted:

Have a third boob or a sixth finger on each hand?

[Binky]

Sixth finger, that could be useful

never need to sleep, or a lifetime supply of gift cards

[DemonGeminiX]

Gift cards, as long as they were for a store that was useful.

Be completely covered in hair from head to toe, or have no finger and toenails?

[Godfather]

No finger or toenails... hair just sounds gross, nails would be an occasional inconvenience not having but for the most part toenails are just generally something to break and hurt


Be blind with superhuman hearing, or deaf with eagle/xray vision

[Foxdana]

Deaf with super vision!

Would you rather be a puppet, whos actions are controlled by a 3 year old or an 20 year old?

[traveler]

Deaf with super vision!

Would you rather be a puppet, whos actions are controlled by a 3 year old or an 20 year old?

20 year old. At least the sex wouldn't be accidental :P

Would you rather lose your sense of smell or taste?

[Foxdana]

Taste - I had that happen once!

Would you rather run out of toilet paper or coffee?

[traveler]

Taste - I had that happen once!

Would you rather run out of toilet paper or coffee?

TP - there's no substitute for coffee...

Cruise to the Caribbean or to Alaska?

[Binky]

Caribbean

not have tv or not have music

[DemonGeminiX]

Not have TV

WYR have bacon (American) or sausage?

[Foxdana]

Bacon!

WYR eat someones elses snot or shot yourself in the foot

[DemonGeminiX]

:( Snot. I can get antibiotics from the doctor.

WYR eat spoiled food or live bugs?

[Foxdana]

bastard! live bugs!!!!

WYR have 3 wives or none!

[Binky]

Hahaha can I do this? Three wives- they have expect absolutely NOTHING in any shape or form from me, they can do all my cleaning/laundry/errands,take care of the kids, provide me health insurance, make money, pay the bills, and heaven knows whatever else I don't want to do, in short, be me, but without my effort being put forth, so I can go do what I want. How selfish. Eat me.

Own a hairless cat, or a dog who sheds in excess (you can't get rid of it)

[Foxdana]

:lol2: Speak your mind!!

Hairless cat, they are strangely attractive!


WYR be hit with a frypan or drink your own pee?

[Southern Belle]

HUH?
Hey Binkster!

[Binky]

frying pan, less psychological damage. LOL

Go without sex or masturbation for the rest of your life?



Hiya Belle

[DemonGeminiX]

Masturbation.

WYR be on top or bottom?

[Binky]

Top

69 or doggy

[Southern Belle]

bottom
wyr be male or female?

[MrsM]

This looks like fun

Bottom

WYR sleep with someone your age of the same sex - or - an elderly person (like in their 90's) of the other sex

[DemonGeminiX]

Top

69 or doggy

First come, first serve ladies.

69... then doggie. :twisted:

Forward or Reverse Cowgirl?

[Binky]

Two can play that!
Forward then reverse

oral or sex

[DemonGeminiX]

Right now? Oral. That changes by the hour though. ;)

Fingered or vibrator?

[Binky]

Toy, you guys never could figure that out :giggle:

have it that every time you have sex your... partner looks down and says "oh, that's it?" and frowns, or have sex one time with a grossly obese member of the same sex, who has halitosis?


It's the qualifiers that make these interesting

[MrsM]

would rather have "oh, that's it?" - there are other ways to please a partner

WYR have to kill someone to protect your family for now, or leave and never see them again - but they will be safe

[Yt Trash]

I'd kill for my family.

Would you rather be dumb but beautiful and sexy or smart but ugly and fat?

[MrsM]

I hate to say it - but dumb but beautiful and sexy ... unless you are talking einstein smart

[Yt Trash]

I hate to say it - but dumb but beautiful and sexy ... unless you are talking einstein smart

You forgot your question...

[MrsM]

Sorry - you are right (dumb)

WYR be able to read minds or see 10 mins into the future

[Godfather]

10 minutes into the future I think :-k You could become insanely rich day-trading on the stock market and potentially prevent accidents.


WYR be a fighter pilot or a firefighter

[Foxdana]

Fighter pilot, that'd be awesome!!

WYP an PS3 or X Box 360

[Godfather]

I already have a 360 so I'll take the PS3 :P



Boxers or briefs

[Foxdana]

Boxers-on a bloke, they look good!

WYR wear womens underwear, or none

[Cactus]

none

wyr recieve a foot or back massage?

[Foxdana]

Back massage!

WYR sleep on an ants nest or sleep with your mother in law

[Godfather]

ants nest.... seriously



WYR get stuck 50 years in the past, or sent 150 years into the future

[Foxdana]

The future... that would be fantastic!

Would you rather hug a grizzly bear or a power cable

[Godfather]

I think my chances would be better with the power cable :lol:




WYR be a toy that came alive when humans weren't watching like Toy Story - or, a ghost in the playboy mansion

[DemonGeminiX]

Ghost in Hef's place.

WYR be a world reknown celebrity chef or a brilliant scientist that changes the face of technology with one invention but never gets credit for doing so while alive?

[Godfather]

:lol: Probably the celeb chef... inventing has never appealed to me. Being a tv personality of any sort would be the high life



WYR be 4 feet tall and fit or 9 feet tall and too fat for the NBA

[MrsM]

4 foot and fit

WYR work 60 hr weeks and never have to worry about money (but have no life) - or 20 hr weeks and always be short of money (but have lots of free time)

[Binky]

20 hours, I'm good at frugal.

Be born again with everything you know now still intact or win the lottery/come into a large sum of money by the end of today

[MrsM]

lottery - I don't think I could stand going through all that school again

WYR fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?

[traveler]

lottery - I don't think I could stand going through all that school again

WYR fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?

That depends....... Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

Fart, actually. I don't look good in diapers.

WYR remain stuck in traffic or take a longer route where you are at least moving?

[Godfather]

Longer route... I hate just sitting there



WYR have the hiccups forever, or lose your sense of taste/smell

[Foxdana]

Lose taste/smell, I think you would eventually go mad!!

WYR love someone who will never know, or marry without any love

[Cactus]

I am a romantic so I will choice love someone who will never know

wyr live on the beach or in the mountains

[Foxdana]

Mountains! I live near the beach and never go

WYR watch TV or go for a walk

[MrsM]

Depends on what is on tv - who am I kidding TV...

WYR watch someone having sex or be watched?

[Foxdana]

Watch someone have sex!

WYR Cheat on your partner or be cheated on

[MrsM]

Cheat

Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?

[Godfather]

X-ray vision!!

WYR Be on The Price is Right or Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

[MrsM]

Who Wants to be a Millionaire

WYR be a man with breasts - or a woman with a scrotum?

[DemonGeminiX]

Give me teh boobies!!! :banana:

WYR be a poor nobody or so fucking famous that the world never leaves you alone for a minute?

[Godfather]

The fame... sadly I'm not a man of simple needs :lol:



WYR Be a monkey or a dolphin

[MrsM]

Monkey - then I can throw my feces at people and they would think it was funny (was that TMI?)

WYR know that you were going to die in a month - or not know and potentially sit on your ass

[Godfather]

I'd rather know... it'd be sad but saying goodbye would be huge. You would have the month of a lifetime


WYR Have 10 one night stands with reasonably attractive people, or 1 threesome with two 10/10's

[Binky]

Monkey - then I can throw my feces at people and they would think it was funny (was that TMI?)


LMAO!! :bow:

Sorry, it's the little things that keep me going... carry on

[MrsM]

I'd rather know... it'd be sad but saying goodbye would be huge. You would have the month of a lifetime


WYR Have 10 one night stands with reasonably attractive people, or 1 threesome with two 10/10's

1 threesome with two 10/10's

WYR be responsible for choosing who dies in a group - or be part of the group and let someone else decide?

[Godfather]

I'd rather chose... I'd say "pick a number between one and 100" and rig it to kill the person I liked the least.



WYR Be a wealthy TV star on a successful sitcom or the frontman of a huge rock band

[MrsM]

TV star

WYR have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?

[Godfather]

Beautiful house, no question about it!



WYR Have a personal chef, or a personal maid & gardener

[MrsM]

Maid and gardner - My husband and I love to cook - but hate to clean

WYR give up internet for a week or Drinking for a month?

[Godfather]

Drinking, no doubt



WYR have a new kitten or new puppy

[Foxdana]

Kitten!! I have 6 cats now!

WYR run over your own cat or someone elses dog

[Godfather]

My own cat.


WYR go skydiving or bungee jumping

[Foxdana]

Sky diving

WYR swallow a spider or your own toe nails

[Godfather]

Spider... I hate feet



WYR Go the rest of your life without sex, or junk food

[Foxdana]

Damn, you pulled out a hard one!!

junk food, for now!

Would you rather be thought of as mentally challenged or ugly

[Godfather]

I knew that one was a bitch :lol:

Ugly.


WYR A new cellphone or new laptop

[Foxdana]

New phone, my old one is over 3 years old

WYR replace your DVD collection to blu ray or your book collection to e book?

[Godfather]

DVD on Blu-ray... I like my book collection in hard copy, I love blu-ray... that'd be a dream come true :lol:


WYR be disowned by a close friend, or lose your job

[Foxdana]

Lose my job, without a second thought!

WYR eat a cat or a slug

[Starchild]

Eat a slug, less bones

WYR be cremated or buried when you die?

[Vixen]

cremated....well I figure I'm going to hell anyway :lol: I'll burn, burn, burn

WYR be rich in money or rich in love?

[MrsM]

Rich in love

WYR commute to work and make more $ - or work from home/close by for less?

[Foxdana]

Commute! I need to keep work and home separate!

Would you rather use a hanky or tissue

[Godfather]

Tissue... hanky is nasty



WYR Get free airplane tickets for the rest of your life, or a brand new million dollar house

[Foxdana]

A new house!

WYR have a baby that screams for 2 years solid, but is a perfect teen, or a perfect baby but horrible teen

[Godfather]

Loud baby, perfect teen... a troubled teen would be rough


WYR Have hands made of jello or feet made of crackers

[MrsM]

Jello hands - not sure why

WYR watch porn or go on a blind date

[Godfather]

Blind date




WYR Find a porn vid with your mother in it, or be in a porn film your mother sees

[Foxdana]

One my mother sees! *shudders*

WYR accidently see you mother naked or your sister

[MrsM]

my sister (even though I don't have one)

WYR enjoy the outdoors by renting a cabin with beds/showers/home like ammenities or hike/canoe away from everyone and carry everything on your back

[Cactus]

cabin with all the amenities. I am a city boy.

wyr lose you hearing or eye sight?

[MrsM]

Hearing

WYR feel really sick from drinking and try to sleep it off - or just vomit and get it over with?

[Cactus]

quite simple puke and rally!!!


wyr vacuum your house and do laundry?

[MrsM]

Vacuum

WYR sleep with with 2 average women (or men) at the same time or 1 absolute hottie?

[Yt Trash]

Two average- for me. One hottie for wife.

Would you rather streak naked through a church or dance naked in strip club for one hour?

[MrsM]

Do I get to keep the money from the club?
Actually streaking in a church

WYR sleep with someone (your choice) of the same sex - or someone that you think is the most unattractive of the opposite sex?

[Foxdana]

Same sex!!

WYR get to know the president of the USA or your favourite movie star

[MrsM]

For today - the President - when bush was there - movie star

WYR perform a live sex show (just 1 time - for 10 people or so) or star in a porn that will be seen by many and exist forever?

[Foxdana]

Live sex show!

WYR have your mum bust you doing pot or your dad bust you naked on the internet

[MrsM]

Pot - it would probably be less scarring to them

WYR see your parents having sex (full on - not under the covers) in person - or find pictures in their sex toy collection

[Foxdana]

Sex toy collection! The thought of them having sex is disturbing enough!


WYR go to the Zoo or a museum

[MrsM]

With Kids Zoo - with husband museum

WYR watch Sci-fi or Horror movies?

[Foxdana]

Horror!!

WYR go to the drive-in or the cinemas

[MrsM]

Drive in

Wyr eat popcorn or candy while watching a movie

[Foxdana]

Popcorn, even though it stays between your teeth for hours!


WYR watch a chick flick or paint dry?

[Godfather]

Chick flick... there's the occasional jem in there


WYR Have an annoying mother-in-law or a deadbeat brother-in-law

[Foxdana]

Annoying mother in law, they are expected!

WYR have to amputate your own toe or pull your own tooth

[Godfather]

Oh man that's rough... probably the tooth. The mouth heals fast


WYR date a person with bad style or bad breath

[MrsM]

Bad Style - makeover time :)

WYR have a hot teacher that can't teach or an ugly one but a great teacher

[Godfather]

An ugly great one... I like learning, I don't expect profs to be eye candy :lol:


WYR Never eat cheese again, or never have milk

[DemonGeminiX]

Never eat cheese. I need my milk.

WYR be hit on by a truck driver or by a transexual?

[Godfather]

A truck driver :lol: At least I'd be certain of the gender




WYR Be a pro golfer or a pro polo player

[DemonGeminiX]

Golfer

WYR take a puck to the face or get creamed in a fight?

[Godfather]

Puck to the face... better to block a shot than get dusted :lol: And I've lost teeth playing hockey already anyways



WYR Live totally alone in the mountains, or in the most crowded district of the most crowded city

[DemonGeminiX]

Totally alone, you know there's some psycho in that crowded district just waiting to snap and take out an entire city block. Besides, I like mountains.

WYR skydive or bungie jump?

[Godfather]

(funny I already asked that exact question :lol: ) Skydive.... bungie jumping doesn't seem all that thrilling to me :-k




WYR Learn to fight or learn to play an instrument at an advanced level

[DemonGeminiX]

I can do both already. :lol:

WYR eat your vegetables or eat yogurt?

8-[

[Godfather]

I like both, probably veggies though :-k



WYR Be eaten by a shark or killed by a deadly snake

[DemonGeminiX]

I guess by a snake.

WYR drive a tank, or drive a racecar at full speed?

[Cactus]

tanks...i could make things go boom

not shower for a week but have fresh clothes or have access to a shower but have to put on the same dirty clothes

[DemonGeminiX]

That's rough man... wear the dirty clothes, but it'd drive me nuts.

:lol:

WYR get puked on, or pee your pants?

[Godfather]

Puked on I guess :lol: I really don't like either



WYR Have a mansion a long commute from work or a penthouse right downtown

[DemonGeminiX]

Probably the mansion and the commute... I like to drive.

WYR have your eyebrows shaved off or fall asleep in the sun and wake up with "Dork" tanned into your chest?

[Godfather]

:lol: Dork for sure... I can't imagine how shitty it'd be to go without an eyebrow for a while




WYR Give up beef or beer?

[DemonGeminiX]

Beer... I haven't really been drinking much lately anyway.

WYR have telekinesis or telepathy?

[Godfather]

Hmm that's a tough one. I think telepathy....



WYR be bullet-proof or have super-human strength

[Cactus]

super human strength...I think I would be mpre useful

wyr be able to dunk a basketball or throw a fast ball 100 mph

[DemonGeminiX]

Fastball


WYR be able to live without having to breathe, or live without having to sleep?

[Godfather]

Without having to sleep... far too much time wasted doing that.



(I'll redo cactus') WYR be able to dunk a basketball or throw a fast ball 100 mph

[DemonGeminiX]

I edited and said fastball.

WYR have 1000 posts and be called a whore or have 1000 posts and be called a whore?

:D

[Godfather]

:lol: Thanks... I'm a big 'ol whore fo' sho :P



WYR be a male gigalo or a pimp

[DemonGeminiX]

Pimp

WYR have a brothel of 30 unbelievably hot yet bitchy women or 1 really cool but plain looking wife or girlfriend?

[Godfather]

The one really cool but plain girlfriend....


WYR be a single parent or not a parent at all

[Foxdana]

Single parent! I'm that now and it's not too bad!!


Would you rather date a single mother or share a woman with other partners

[Godfather]

Single mother... I'm no good at sharing, and moms are hot. They're tough, low maintenance and I like kids :thumbsup:



WYR A superhero boyfriend or a pro athlete boyfriend

[Foxdana]

A pro athlete! Fit bodies, yum!!


WYR a fat partner or anorexic partner

[Godfather]

Tough one... anorexic I guess, but either way I'd want them to get healthy really badly




WYR a sail boat or a motor boat

[Foxdana]

Sail boat, it would be a nice way to spend a few weeks!


Would you rather a pet spider or snake

[Godfather]

Spider... easier to squish



WYR a beautiful flower garden or a delicious veggie garden

[Foxdana]

I wouldn't wish either on me!! I have a brwon thumb, can't keep fake plants alive :lol:
I would prefer a flower garden


WYP a motor bike or jet ski

[Godfather]

Motorbike!!



WYR A relaxing vacation to an all-inclusive resort... or a busy traveling vacation to see historic sights

[Foxdana]

Travelling vacation!

WYR go for a nature walk or see a play?

[Godfather]

see a play



WYR make beautiful art nobody will ever see, or crap that people will hate but makes you wealthy

[Foxdana]

Crap people would hate!


WYR go hunting or go fishing

[Godfather]

Hunting :D



WYR have a fast car or a luxurious car

[Foxdana]

Fast!!!

Would you rather be a puppet or puppet master!???!!

[Godfather]

the master :lol:


Would you rather join the army or the navy

[Foxdana]

I was in the army!

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or Rocky

[Godfather]

Cool!! What did you do in the army!?!



Rocky... Tyson is nuts :lol:



WYR Go on a hike or go shopping for new clothes

[Foxdana]

Drinking mostly! Playing with guns, ammo and anything else needed!

Go for a hike, I hate shopping!


WYR take on an armed man with a knife or a crowbar

[traveler]

Crowbar

WYR some regular ol' top riding or reverse cowgirl?

[MrsM]

regular ol' top riding - reverse cowgirl makes me tired

WYR have power in politics or business?

[Yt Trash]

Business

WYR have the power to become invisible or the power to levitate things?

[MrsM]

Invisible - oh the things I could do if I could become invisible

WYR be super strong or super smart?

[DemonGeminiX]

Super smart - I could outwit all the super strong people


WYR masturbate your partner or have your partner masturbate you?

[MrsM]

Partner

WYR give pleasure or receive?

[DemonGeminiX]

Give.

WYR have sex in your office knowing anyone could walk in at any time or have sex in an alley of a busy city street knowing people passing by could look down the alley and see you?

[MrsM]

Alley - at least i stay annon...

WYR receive a BJ from a hot looking transvestite or a hand job from an ugly crack whore

[Godfather]

:lol: Oh man that's rough..... I guess the hot one. Less chance of STD's I would hope





WYR Be the first person on the mars, or discover the cure for cancer

[pepo]

on the mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wyr eat too much,

drink too much???

[MrsM]

Drink too much

WYR be slapped in the face or punched in the stomach?

[Cactus]

slapped in the face

run a marathon or complete a triathlon

[pepo]

run a marathon - pepo good runner!!!!!!

wyr hold in #1 for hour or #2 for hour?

[The Monk]

# 2 as the need seems to pass.....

Would you rather get caught masturbating or stealing?

[Foxdana]

Stealing! Less embarrassing!

WYR have an animal lick your balls or a spider bite them?

[The Monk]

No contest....spide bite- they might swell up a bit



Would you rather have a threesome with MMF or FFM ?

[Foxdana]

FFM! No contest!

WYR have to live with black and white tv or dial up internet?

[Godfather]

Brutal :lol: B&W tv... dial up is unbearable :lol:



WYR cell phones had never been invented, or laptops

[Foxdana]

Laptops! I can deal with a desktop!!

WYR watch re-runs of Mash or Seinfield

[Godfather]

Seinfeld! I've never watched MASH



WYR snowboard or surf

[Foxdana]

Snowboard! Never seen MASH, how can that be!!! ...doh, I feel old! :lol:

Would you rather fart or have spinach in you teeth on a first date

[Godfather]

I've seen MASH on tv, just never watched an entire episode. I have no interest in watching random episodes of a show I'm too young for :lol:

I think Spinach is less humiliating



WYR be a troll or an elf

[Foxdana]

An troll, try to buck the sterotype!


WYR get your nipple pierced or your scrotum!

[The Monk]

Nipple -

Would you rather be bottomless in public or topless on TV.

[Foxdana]

Topless on TV!!


Would you rather get stuck up an elephants butt or in an airplane thats full of screaming babies

[The Monk]

I'll take the babies thanks......


Would you rather have a pic of you nude posted on-line or on the noticeboard at the local shops.

[Godfather]

jesus... online I guess :lol: That's rough though


WYR Be a foot shorter or a foot taller with oversized feet

[The Monk]

A foot taller please.....


Would you rather go without sex or alcohol for a month ....

[Foxdana]

A foot shorter!

Would you rather be a clown or a mortician

[Godfather]

Mortician... clowns are creepier



WYR go without sex or alcohol for a month ....

[Foxdana]

Alcohol, I don't drink!


Would you rather go without sex or alcohol for a month! :lol:

[Godfather]

Alcohol, I most just drink casually... a couple beers or a glass of wine with dinner here and there. But sex? I'd go nuts :lol:



WYR Never have sex again, or never eat sweets/candy/baking/chocolate again

[Foxdana]

never eat sweets again!

WYR have a noisy neighbour upstairs or a crabby landlord next door

[Godfather]

Ugh I have both.... the neighbor below me thinks we walk too loudly :roll: And the neighbor above is up all night bowling down their hallway or some shit :lol:

I guess the neighbor bellow... I hate the threat of her filing a complaint and tippy-toeing around :wha:




WYR have a haircut that was perpetually perfect, or finger/toenails that never grew

[The Monk]

I go for the non-growing nails.....hair won't be around much longer anyway....


Ould you rather be cremated or buried?

[MrsM]

Cremated - I'm dead so what do I care

WYR have hook up with a supermodel for a night or find a life long good friend (that you are not sexually attracted to)

[Vixen]

life long good friend for certain as they're hard to find

WYR earn your money or have it handed to you on a plate?

[MrsM]

I feel lazy today - so hand it to me...

WYR watch your fave tv show or your fave movie

[Godfather]

Favorite TV show! :D

WYR Chew gum or eat breath mints

[Foxdana]

Chewing gum

WYR be on the Simpsons or 2 & 1/2 Men

[Godfather]

Two and a half men :lol: So many babes on that show... I'd hit on Rose



WYR be a redneck or a city snob

[Foxdana]

A redneck!

WYR lick a random frog or eat a random mushroom?

[Godfather]

Jesus I'm not sure what has worse odds :lol: I guess the frog because I know there are a lot of bad shrooms


WYR only gag bangs for the rest of your life, or only going solo

[Foxdana]

Going Solo! I don't think gang bangs are for me!

Would you rather die by fire or by torture

[The Monk]

Bugger.....fire may be quicker.....


Would you rather take it up the arse or eat spinach pie.

[Foxdana]

Take it up the arse!

Would you rather see boob cleavage or butt cleavage?

[The Monk]

That depends whose butt or for that matter, boobs? Maybe the butt!


Would you rather give a blow job or give a hand job....

[Foxdana]

Blow job! Much hotter!


Would you rather enter a monastery or prison

[The Monk]

You get it up the bum no matter which one.....so the monastery....probably gentler...:lol:

Wouyld you rather swallow or spit?

[Foxdana]

Spit! Very unladylike, I know!

Would you rather a jehovah's witness or an electric company guy at your door?

[The Monk]

Spit! Very unladylike, I know!

Not on the footpath I hope...:mrgreen:




Would you rather a jehovah's witness or an electric company guy at your door?


No contest. The electric co.



Would you rather have a root canal or just a root?

[Foxdana]

A root! What kind of twisted soul would prefer a root canal!

Would you rather glasses or contacts

[The Monk]

Glasses.


Would you rather get laid by a stranger wearing a mask or someone of your own choice?

[Foxdana]

My own choice


WYR a hot and heavy affair or a loving relationship

[The Monk]

Can I say both???? or even "at the moment either will do!" but long term - the loving relationship.



Would you rather shave your pussy or wax it clean?

[Foxdana]

Wax, no pricklies!

Would you rather have one leg or one nut?

[MrsM]

I can't really answer that one - but if I sub'ed one breast for 1 nut -then I would pick 1 breast over 1 leg

WYR kiss your woman after a blowjob or eat her out after sex?