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Teh One Who Knocks
02-20-2012, 07:14 PM
WISH-TV Channel 8


INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) - Police officers were checking to see if an apartment complex could evict a man, after a woman reported he approached her while naked and asked for sex.

The woman called the police Friday afternoon after the man approached her while she unlocked the door of her far east side apartment, according to an Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department report.

The man was naked when he walked out of his apartment and approached the woman, asking her for sex. The woman told police the man was touching himself and even offered to pay for sex, despite her repeated answer of, “No” and her requests for him to go away, the report said.

It wasn’t the first time the man had approached the woman in this way, she told police. After she got into her apartment, the naked man began pounding on her door and pleading for sex, according to the report.

Officers couldn’t find the man but planned to follow up with the apartment complex. No arrests were made.

PorkChopSandwiches
02-20-2012, 07:29 PM
It was worth a shot

Shady
02-20-2012, 07:38 PM
This is the wrong way to try to use the play of The Naked Man

perrhaps
02-20-2012, 08:16 PM
This is the wrong way to try to use the play of The Naked Man

I've been trying for 59 years to learn the right way. Enlighten me, please.

PorkChopSandwiches
02-20-2012, 08:19 PM
You wait until you are in the house, then when she leaves the room you lose all your clothes, giving her a nice surprise when she comes back :tup:

perrhaps
02-20-2012, 09:16 PM
You wait until you are in the house, then when she leaves the room you lose all your clothes, giving her a nice surprise when she comes back :tup:

Isn't there a part that involves a credit card?

minz
02-20-2012, 09:18 PM
You wait until you are in the house, then when she leaves the room you lose all your clothes, giving her a nice surprise when she comes back :tup:

Talking from experience?

Shady
02-20-2012, 09:50 PM
You wait until you are in the house, then when she leaves the room you lose all your clothes, giving her a nice surprise when she comes back :tup:

Exactly.

I know a girl that got naked manned on a first date, she went with it. She is a huge slut though.

Hugh_Janus
02-20-2012, 09:55 PM
like the old saying goes.... "you don't ask, you don't get"

PorkChopSandwiches
02-20-2012, 10:47 PM
Talking from experience?

talking from Seinfeld :lol:

deebakes
02-21-2012, 02:43 AM
this works sometimes :shock:



:-k