In My Bed...

[Starchild]

You're hot enough already!

[Foxdana]

Better open a window, or we'll set off the smoke alarm!

[MrsM]

I like to cuddle under the blankets when it's cold outside

[Foxdana]

Lets snuggle!

[MrsM]

Done and Done :)

[Godfather]

Wana hit the showers?

[Foxdana]

Would you prefer a sponge bath?

[Dr Death]

Oh thank God, I thought I dreamed the whole thing!

[The Monk]

Surprise !!

[Dr Death]

Damn I drank too much last night!

[The Monk]

Fuck me....not again !! :shock:

[Dr Death]

Hey...does your ass hurt too? :-k

[Foxdana]

Fantastic, I've been waiting for you to rock up!

[The Monk]

Would you like a sore arse...:lol:

[Foxdana]

You have heard of lube haven't you! :-k :lol:

[The Monk]

Ok...babe...grab the butter and turn over....:lol:

[Foxdana]

Have you ever had vaginal sex?!!

[The Monk]

Have you ever had vaginal sex?!!

No....I don't have one...I've got a dick...:shock: :mrgreen:

[Foxdana]

Well dick, come on over!!

[The Monk]

...over your tits or over your back?

[Foxdana]

You can choose, I'm easy! :lol:

[Starchild]

I'm easier! Gimp suit?

[Foxdana]

Does that suit have enough holes? :-k

[Starchild]

enough, and it comes with the biting ball

[Foxdana]

You may need that when I'm done with you!

[Starchild]

Why? Game of tennis afterwards?

[The Monk]

Take your balls and get out of my bed!

[Starchild]

Are you the ballboy?

[Foxdana]

Is there going to be two of you?

[Starchild]

Nope, Monk has taken his vows!

[MrsM]

Can I join in?

[The Monk]

Damn!! I love wake up sex...:twisted:

[MrsM]

Too bad you are still dreaming

[Foxdana]

Come here honey, lets show them how its done!

[MrsM]

Mmmm I like it when you're bad

[Godfather]

I'm tired, can I be the little spoon?

[Foxdana]

Relax mate, I'll do all the work!

[Dr Death]

*raises one eyebrow and does a spot on Sean Connery impersonation*

Well hello there shexshy.

[Foxdana]

Do you enjoy pussy galore!

[Dr Death]

Is that your vagina on my face or are you just happy to see me! 8-[

[Foxdana]

Sorry, I'll throw him out for you!:lol:

[Dr Death]

Why are my jaw muscles so sore?

[Foxdana]

Have you always been this good!

[Dr Death]

Damn girl! I've never been the sore the morning after!

[Foxdana]

Did you study the Kama Sutra

[Dr Death]

I didn't know you were that flexible!

[Foxdana]

You never even hinted that it was that big! :shock:

[Dr Death]

Another round? Oh my God yes!!!

[Foxdana]

This should be illegal!

[Dr Death]

How did I exist before I met you?

[Foxdana]

How did we meet again!?

[The Monk]

Forget him....I'm here now...:lol:

[Foxdana]

How about some horizontal action mr!

[The Monk]

I was think more of getting something perpendicular....

[Foxdana]

What didi you have in mind?!

[The Monk]

Open your legs a find out....:lol:

[Foxdana]

Your wish is my command!

[The Monk]

Ooohh.....that felt good....

[Foxdana]

Will you bring the red bull next time!

[The Monk]

What's he got that I haven't?

[Foxdana]

Stamina and wings!

[redred]

could you shoot the flying bull please

[Sapphire]

So can you REALLY get me Adge Cutler's autograph? ;)

[Vixen]

can you under the handcuffs now they're starting to chaffe ;)

[Sapphire]

I'm not releasing you until you tell me the secret of the Black Magic box!

[Vixen]

there's a black magic box?! :huh:

[Sapphire]

Yup, but I eated them all up. :)

[Vixen]

then how am I s'posed to reveal their secrets? :lol:

:-k or was that just an excuse to leave me handcuffed? :-s

[Sapphire]

:yup:

I mean ermm... Of course not *ahem*

[Vixen]

:giggle: that tickles

[MrsM]

if you like that - you'll love this...

[DemonGeminiX]

Booyah!

:dance:

[MrsM]

What should we do now?

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Position #3467?

[MrsM]

Ok - you get the ropes and I'll start streaching

[redred]

i'm a frayed knot

[MrsM]

Mmmm role playing eh - ok I'm game

[The Monk]

I shoot game...:shock: (are you ready for a "shot"..?)

[MrsM]

Always master, what ever you want

[LittleDevil]

It's true what they say...a woman really knows what a woman likes

[MrsM]

Mmmm someone new - so how can I pleasure you today?

[Godfather]

Hey you! Pay attention to me :x

[The Monk]

Don't expect any attention from this direction....

[MrsM]

There's enough of me for both of you

[Starchild]

Any room for me???

[Godfather]

I smell like garlic... sorry team

[MrsM]

LOL - since you made me laugh - we'll move it to the shower

[The Monk]

Want me to scrub your back?

[MrsM]

You can start on the back - Where shall I start?

[The Monk]

Just hop on my face and we'll discuss it!

[MrsM]

You can't talk with your mouth full - silly ;)

[The Monk]

Let's move around then so both our mouth's are full.....

[MrsM]

how about we do a 68 - you go down on me and I'll owe you one

[The Monk]

or the metric 69...known as a 181

[MrsM]

less chit-chat - more bang bang

[The Monk]

Time for a bit of rough play now?

[MrsM]

I don't know can you take it? I'll get my whip

Oh and address me as Mistress or I will get the clamps

[Godfather]

I need a massage! Long day

[The Monk]

I don't know can you take it? I'll get my whip

Oh and address me as Mistress or I will get the clamps


That sounds like experience talking.....:lol:


I need a massage! Long day



Damn....I must stop with the extra "one for the road"......

[MrsM]

The massage is free - the happy ending will cost you

[The Monk]

God I love naked women!

[MrsM]

Naked - that's another $50 - Topless $25 - didn't you read the menu?

[The Monk]

How much to eat?

[MrsM]

it's a sliding scale based on performance

[The Monk]

Any chance of sitting on my face this morning?

[MrsM]

Sure - but no biting this time

[The Monk]

wanna take your knickers off first?

[Godfather]

You're still in bed?!? :-k

[The Monk]

don't worry - I'm outa here.....

[Godfather]

Hop in the shower with me big guy?

[MrsM]

Can I join you guys in the shower? I'm all sticky

[The Monk]

Come straight back if you want more stickiness.....

[MrsM]

how much did I drink last night?

[Starchild]

Jusst a thimble full, but it was produced from the finest source...

[Foxdana]

Your new, what do you like?!!

[The Monk]

Fuck me! I'm in bed with a blind woman.......well I suppose you have to hand it to her......:lol:

[MrsM]

I wouldn't be blind if you removed the blindfold and untied me

[The Monk]

But you'd probably run away.....

[Foxdana]

I wouldn't do that! But would you do this?

[The Monk]

I'll do you if you give me the chance.....

[Foxdana]

What kind of specialty do you bring

[The Monk]

I have the ability to insert into any possible hole you have.....

[Foxdana]

What if I want to put something in yours?

[The Monk]

My mouth is ready?

[Foxdana]

Your a game man! I like it!!

[The Monk]

How about just a standard old straight forward fuck?

[Foxdana]

Great, I thought you'd never ask!

[Dr Death]

Sweet! I wasn't dreaming after all! :mrgreen:

[Foxdana]

I could be better than your dreams!

[Dr Death]

I could be better than your dreams!That's what I'm hoping! :giggle:

[Foxdana]

You can bring your A game too!

[The Monk]

You want to play games as against playing sink the sausage?

[Foxdana]

I'd like to play doctors and nurses, but your game will do!

[The Monk]

Your game's good too....:twisted: But if you have to undress for the doctor, don't go behind any screens but do lay down on the examination bed and open wide.....

[Foxdana]

Yes Doctor!

[The Monk]

Would you like a "Fan Sign" written on you butt so I can take a piccy.....:lol:

[Foxdana]

What would you write it with?!

[The Monk]

Can we put a mirror on the ceiling?

[Foxdana]

I'll move the camera then

[The Monk]

turn over

[Foxdana]

you first!

[The Monk]

but then I'll be facing the other way.....

[Foxdana]

good point! I'll turn over!

[The Monk]

Can I climb on now?

[Foxdana]

I've waited long enough

[The Monk]

Well, it'll be over quickly....

[Foxdana]

You're not selling yourself here!

[The Monk]

How long wouyld you expect after 8 months abstinence....

[Foxdana]

I'll make it better!

[The Monk]

I'll bet you could too....:wank:

[MrsM]

I'll make it all better - just lie back

[Godfather]

Did you roofie me :-k

[MrsM]

Mmmm I love a man with a job ;)

[The Monk]

I love a woman who is in my bed.....

[Foxdana]

Lets get down to some lovin' then!

[Starchild]

Thought you'd never ask.

[MrsM]

All you need to do is ask :)

[Starchild]

I'm asking. Top or bottom?

[MrsM]

bottom for tonight

[The Monk]

bottoms are good.

[Godfather]

it's kinda sandy in my bed.. you been at the beach?

[The Monk]

no and I'm not in your bed either.....

[MrsM]

Well then, who's bed am I in?

[DemonGeminiX]

Mine.

:naughty:

[Foxdana]

Ok, my place next time!

[Starchild]

On my way......

[MrsM]

Hurry or I'll start without you

[The Monk]

I've got an erection! Do you want to use it?

[Foxdana]

I will!

[The Monk]

Climb on!

[Foxdana]

Do you have a ladder?

[St. George]

Do you like it down under?

[MrsM]

Yes Please!

[St. George]

Arrrrrgh, does your hubby have to come everywhere with you? :D

[MrsM]

Yes - but I guess tonight he can stay at home

[The Monk]

It is just the two of us isn't it?

[MrsM]

Just the 2 of us - we better start to re-populate the world

[The Monk]

I'm up for multiples......are you?

[MrsM]

I'm game

[The Monk]

Watch out you don't get shot....

:mrgreen:

[MrsM]

Where do you want to shoot me? ;)

[The Monk]

How about all over your back after a quick withdrawal?

[Foxdana]

Is that your final answer?!

[MrsM]

Mmmm... hi gorgeous. what are we doing tonight?

[The Monk]

I'm happy for the two of you to join me.....

[Foxdana]

Any plans tonight?!

[The Monk]

You mean after we're finished our exhausting sex session?

[Foxdana]

I meant for our exhausting sex session!

[Max]

fix me breakfast wench! LOL

[MrsM]

No - after what you did to me last night I think you should make me breakfast ;)

[RBP]

My mouth tastes like ass!

[MrsM]

Well you tossed quite a bit of salad last night :)

[RBP]

and you ate all the dressing ;)

[MrsM]

Eeew - no kissing on the mouth - you can kiss my other lips :)

[RBP]

It's not polite to talk with your mouth full

[MrsM]

Sorry master - I'll do better next time

[Max]

do you have a key to these locks?

[MrsM]

You get the keys when I get my orgasm :dance:

[Max]

you get the orgasm when I get my cash.......bwahahahaha!

[The Monk]

This is a gun...and if you don't get out of my bed it won't be the sort of bang you were expecting.....:lol:

[Foxdana]

So its just a gun in your pocket then:(

[RBP]

:bump: for Kulkan

[MrsM]

You want to bump with Kulkan? I'll watch from over here :)

[RBP]

Should I untie you now or should I take advantage again?

[Godfather]

Squeal like a pig... WEEEWEEEWEEEWEEEWEEE

[MrsM]

You want me to make you squeal? Very well - bend over

[Max]

that'll be $12.50 for the pizza, mam

[MrsM]

I seem to have miss placed my money - is there another way I could pay?

[Max]

no, I run a business, mam LOL

[MrsM]

Then why are you taking off your pants?

[Max]

I'm not taking them off...just checking to see if my adult diaper needs changing

[DemonGeminiX]

A pizza guy that wears adult diapers? I'm never drinking again.

:|

[Max]

Is there an exorcist in 'da house?

[MrsM]

I'll get the demons out of him :)

[The Monk]

are you going to sit on my face again?

[MrsM]

I just shaved - so I won't give you stubble burn this time ;)

[The Monk]

can you pm me a pic?

[MrsM]

No, but you can feel how smooth it is with your tongue

[The Monk]

Several times I hope?

[MrsM]

Better be several times - or at least until I beg for you to stop ;)

[The Monk]

I'll stop with the tongue if you open your legs....wide......

[MrsM]

Why don't you tie me to the bed so I'm where you want me?

[The Monk]

pass the silk rope please....

[MrsM]

I prefer the leather straps and steal handcuffs :)

[Noilly Pratt]

I'll use the silk rope...because you'll never want to leave! :)

[MrsM]

Why would I want to leave when you please me so well

[The Monk]

you are talking to me aren't you?

[MrsM]

Of course I am, big boy

[The Monk]

You're talking about my weight aren't you?...:lol:

[MrsM]

Of course I am, big boy :dance:

[The Monk]

That's good....remember ladies ...size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it. (or maybe even where you put it?)

[MrsM]

How can I forget - I don't think I can walk after last night ;)

[The Monk]

Want to exhaust me?

[MrsM]

You mean kill you with carbon monoxide from a car's exhaust?...

I would rather just fuck

[The Monk]

Oops!.....:oops:

[MrsM]

Premature again... it's ok hun - let's get you up again :)

[The Monk]

If you open those legs, I'm sure it will work.

[MrsM]

like this? *opens and spreads*

[Muddy]

Bend over..

[MrsM]

Yes Master

[Noilly Pratt]

What a lovely slave you make...

[Wyeast]

Oi, what was in that keg? :lol:

[MrsM]

Hey - No talking! Where is that ball gag?...

[DemonGeminiX]

8-[

Um, well... see, that's a really funny story...

[MrsM]

If I dress like a clown - do you think I'll taste funny?