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DemonGeminiX
02-02-2011, 07:32 AM
Post what you'd say if you woke up with the poster directly above you in your bed.

:mrgreen:

Binky
02-02-2011, 11:54 AM
Weellllll helllo there! Wanna play?
LOL

Foxdana
02-02-2011, 11:57 AM
How the hell did you get through the cat flap!

Godfather
02-02-2011, 09:47 PM
Where'd your friends go?

Pony
02-02-2011, 10:59 PM
Aww crap. I'm never drinking again.

DemonGeminiX
02-03-2011, 12:05 AM
That's not two pillows!!!!

:afraid:

Binky
02-03-2011, 12:19 AM
I still feel rejected from last time[-(

:P

KevinD
02-03-2011, 01:09 AM
Whooooo are youuuuuuuuu??? (Roger Daltrey voice)

Foxdana
02-03-2011, 02:11 AM
Hello big boy, where've you been all my life!

Godfather
02-03-2011, 02:27 AM
Again!? I'm really not into relationships...

DemonGeminiX
02-03-2011, 11:04 PM
Get oot of my bed, eh!

Foxdana
02-04-2011, 07:23 AM
I don't remember ordering a gigalo!

DemonGeminiX
02-04-2011, 09:16 AM
Well, I guess you can say we're down under.

;)

Dr. Girlfriend
02-06-2011, 04:05 AM
Do you plan on logging off any time soon?

Foxdana
02-06-2011, 04:18 AM
Hi there, lovely!! Did this Start as a 2-some?

Cactus
02-06-2011, 04:39 AM
i am not really certain how this started but I am sure happy how this ended

Foxdana
02-06-2011, 04:44 AM
You say your names Cactus, huh! Multiple pricks, awesome!!

DemonGeminiX
02-06-2011, 01:41 PM
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Major Tool
02-06-2011, 03:11 PM
Oh, Dear God, please don't tell me your name is Hal!

Cactus
02-06-2011, 03:25 PM
Grandpa, I had another scary dream. :(

DemonGeminiX
02-06-2011, 06:37 PM
:-s

I ain't your grandpa, how the hell did you get in here, and is your mental institution looking for you?

pepo
02-07-2011, 01:18 AM
get out!!!!!!!!!!!!! bring foxydana back to pepo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DemonGeminiX
02-07-2011, 01:24 AM
Jesus!

:afraid:

pepo
02-07-2011, 01:41 AM
no, pepo.

Binky
02-07-2011, 01:42 AM
Cool, a squirrel. How do you squirrels feel about hamsters?

DemonGeminiX
02-07-2011, 01:43 AM
Seems I was missing you before.

Binky
02-07-2011, 01:46 AM
Favorite line- The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor

DemonGeminiX
02-07-2011, 01:51 AM
:lol:

pepo
02-07-2011, 02:02 AM
why you laffing at the pepo????????????????????????????

Godfather
02-07-2011, 03:53 AM
It's smaller than I remember it

Binky
02-07-2011, 11:42 AM
It's never been big sweety :mrgreen:

The Monk
02-07-2011, 11:46 AM
It's never been big sweety :mrgreen:

....and if you show it again, I'll chop it off.....!!

Binky
02-07-2011, 11:58 AM
Ok.... you can chop it off :-k

The Monk
02-07-2011, 12:34 PM
My god you're a female...:shock:


Climb on.....:lol:

Dr. Girlfriend
02-07-2011, 01:50 PM
Don't even talk to me. You ignored me in your introduction thread and this affair is over! :lol:

DemonGeminiX
02-07-2011, 03:55 PM
I won't ignore you.

;)

Dr. Girlfriend
02-08-2011, 02:26 AM
That's what I was afraid of ... http://is200.imagesocket.com/images/2011/02/07/iconrunforhillsgifltiz.gif (http://www.imagesocket.com/view/2011/02/07/iconrunforhillsgifltiz.gif)

DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 02:29 AM
:(

Godfather
02-08-2011, 07:28 AM
Hubba hubba

Foxdana
02-08-2011, 07:33 AM
Hey clown, time to go down! ;)

Godfather
02-08-2011, 07:44 AM
With pleasure

Foxdana
02-08-2011, 07:47 AM
For both of us!?!

Godfather
02-08-2011, 07:50 AM
Ladies first

Foxdana
02-08-2011, 07:54 AM
You can stay as long as you like! :lol:

The Monk
02-08-2011, 10:26 AM
Don't even talk to me. You ignored me in your introduction thread and this affair is over! :lol:

I did too...... http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?457-Hi-all-my-name-is-Ken....(NSFW)&p=9282&viewfull=1#post9282

__________________________________________________ __________

You can stay as long as you like! :lol:


....and go where I like too? :lol:

DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 10:36 AM
:huh:

Now exactly how much did I have to drink last night?

The Monk
02-08-2011, 10:38 AM
where's my gun? :shock:

DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 10:39 AM
:-s

Well, I can't tell you where it is but I certainly can tell you where it's not going.

MrsM
02-09-2011, 01:09 AM
Well hello you horny devil

pepo
02-09-2011, 02:08 AM
one more time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pepo only do 6 times

MrsM
02-09-2011, 02:13 AM
Come on Pepo... 6 X 30 seconds is still only 3 minutes ;)

jk - I'm sure you are a stallion in bed

pepo
02-09-2011, 02:14 AM
saddle up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrsM
02-09-2011, 02:31 AM
Let me find my riding crop and boots

pepo
02-09-2011, 02:42 AM
pls take out the cropppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! owwww owww owww

Godfather
02-09-2011, 02:48 AM
....Did you roofie me?

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 05:11 AM
Hey, you have a brazilian too!

Godfather
02-09-2011, 05:19 AM
I lost count... what'd we get to?

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 05:25 AM
You think you can go again, or is 4 your limit?!

Godfather
02-09-2011, 05:28 AM
5 times in one hour!?! I'm good to go if you are

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 05:31 AM
Do you think we can do it without the audience

Godfather
02-09-2011, 09:42 AM
Does a webcam count?

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 09:56 AM
web cam is fine, I just can't deal with the cheering and clapping in person!

The Monk
02-09-2011, 01:10 PM
time to turn over dear.....:lol:

MrsM
02-09-2011, 01:16 PM
Why am I all sticky?

The Monk
02-09-2011, 01:18 PM
time to turn over dear.....:lol:

MrsM
02-09-2011, 01:30 PM
Why are you crying? You were not that bad

The Monk
02-09-2011, 01:32 PM
Why are you crying?.... I can go again....

MrsM
02-09-2011, 01:49 PM
I'm crying because you can go again

Godfather
02-09-2011, 11:22 PM
I feel so violated.... wana go again?

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 02:12 AM
The leather gear's in the cupboard, you pick this time!

pepo
02-10-2011, 02:31 AM
ok, this time pepo pay you instead of you pay me!!!!!!!!!

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 02:34 AM
How about a freebie, you were really good last time!?

Binky
02-10-2011, 02:45 AM
Can we share Pepo?

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 03:03 AM
Awesome, you brought a friend!!!

Cactus
02-10-2011, 03:15 AM
I don't know how well I will perform for two people

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 03:25 AM
Only one way to find out!

Cactus
02-10-2011, 03:28 AM
prepared to be amazed!!!

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 03:42 AM
Will I see fireworks?!!

MrsM
02-10-2011, 04:24 AM
Trust me - you will - now where did I put that strap-on

The Monk
02-10-2011, 04:26 AM
You are using that on foxy as part of your two girls & me routine aren't you?

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 04:27 AM
Aren't Monks supposed to be celibate?!!

The Monk
02-10-2011, 04:33 AM
Bring a friend along and you can both find the truth.

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 04:34 AM
He'll be here in 5 minutes!

MrsM
02-10-2011, 04:35 AM
You are using that on foxy as part of your two girls & me routine aren't you?

Who said it was for Foxy? ;)

The Monk
02-10-2011, 04:35 AM
What's her name then

Godfather
02-10-2011, 08:50 AM
Well that was... different....

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 08:57 AM
Hope you didn't bring a hamster

Godfather
02-10-2011, 09:24 AM
Not after the scolding I got the last time :(

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 09:59 AM
Don't forget the crop next time!

Godfather
02-10-2011, 10:03 AM
You going to bring a friend?

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 10:04 AM
Brunette or redhead?!!

The Monk
02-10-2011, 12:40 PM
Both please plus yourself and it will be great.....

MrsM
02-10-2011, 12:57 PM
Brunette or redhead?!!

Both - the more the merrier

DemonGeminiX
02-10-2011, 02:18 PM
Did we lose the format of this thread? Let's get back on track...

:shock:

MrsM! What would your husband think?!?! He's not under the bed or in the closet, is he?

:-k

MrsM
02-10-2011, 02:28 PM
I think you owe me breakfast

DemonGeminiX
02-10-2011, 06:26 PM
How about some cream?

:demon:

MrsM
02-10-2011, 06:49 PM
Wow you are hot - dare i say flamming :)

Godfather
02-10-2011, 07:40 PM
I call not washing the sheets :shock:

The Monk
02-11-2011, 12:45 AM
Fuck I know I was drunk last night but hell....!!!

MrsM
02-11-2011, 01:25 AM
you are like a priest, right? Forgive me father for I have sinned... wait you were here last night, so you know how bad I was ;)

pepo
02-11-2011, 01:32 AM
1 more time & you can be mrsp!!!!!!!!!!!

MrsM
02-11-2011, 02:40 AM
Give me my panties back - they don't fit you

The Monk
02-11-2011, 03:01 AM
Are you coming back tonight?

Godfather
02-11-2011, 08:00 AM
I thought you said you were a Priest

The Monk
02-11-2011, 08:19 AM
Bugger....I have to stop drinking.....

Godfather
02-11-2011, 08:29 AM
Or drink some more!!

The Monk
02-11-2011, 08:53 AM
You are MrsM right? I'm a bit blurry this morning.

Godfather
02-11-2011, 09:10 AM
Meh, Close enough

The Monk
02-11-2011, 09:40 AM
The drugs have to go too....

MrsM
02-11-2011, 02:03 PM
you don't have to get rid of them - just share

The Monk
02-12-2011, 03:37 AM
Was that good for you too?

Godfather
02-12-2011, 08:53 AM
I think we should see other people...

Starchild
02-12-2011, 08:58 AM
Don't make me sleep wit' da fishes.....

Foxdana
02-12-2011, 09:57 AM
I hoped I'd see stars!! ;)

Dr Death
02-12-2011, 09:59 AM
*whispers to self* SCORE!!!!

8-[

Foxdana
02-12-2011, 10:02 AM
What you got under that robe?!

Godfather
02-12-2011, 10:02 AM
Almost a score.. morning sunshine

Foxdana
02-12-2011, 10:06 AM
Do you want me in the god daughter role tonight ;)

Starchild
02-12-2011, 01:17 PM
w00t!!!!

The Monk
02-12-2011, 01:25 PM
You're just a figment of my imagination aren't you?

MrsM
02-12-2011, 03:02 PM
Mmmmm that was fun - I guess I'll untie you now... maybe not

Godfather
02-12-2011, 11:41 PM
We're out of lube again

Foxdana
02-12-2011, 11:52 PM
Did you bring the flavoured condoms?

Godfather
02-12-2011, 11:59 PM
No, thought we'd shake it up with glow-in-the-dark

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 12:00 AM
Cool! Like doing it with an alien!!

Godfather
02-13-2011, 12:23 AM
*A well hung alien ;)

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 12:35 AM
I'll show you to the basement, don't worry about the toilet and bed!!

The Monk
02-13-2011, 12:38 AM
and I thought you were going to do me again

MrsM
02-13-2011, 12:40 AM
I'm tired - it's your turn on top

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 12:40 AM
Where did you find that cucumber?

Godfather
02-13-2011, 12:41 AM
I never was very good at sharing... got any friends?

The Monk
02-13-2011, 12:42 AM
She better be better looking than you :shock:

MrsM
02-13-2011, 12:45 AM
You again - I thought I locked the door

The Monk
02-13-2011, 12:49 AM
Do you the overcoat off.....?

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 12:51 AM
Whats underneath?

The Monk
02-13-2011, 12:54 AM
Good morning - how was last night?

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 12:57 AM
You put a hole in the wall with the bedhead, can you do that again!

The Monk
02-13-2011, 01:04 AM
You look good with your ankles behind your ears.....

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 01:35 AM
I didn't know it could bend like that!

MrsM
02-13-2011, 02:04 AM
Mmmm - lets cuddle... for now

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 02:46 AM
You should stay over more often!

MrsM
02-13-2011, 02:47 AM
I will if you do that thing you did last night

The Monk
02-13-2011, 02:47 AM
Can you do it for me?

MrsM
02-13-2011, 02:50 AM
You don't have lady parts silly... But I can try

The Monk
02-13-2011, 02:51 AM
Same again tonight?

MrsM
02-13-2011, 03:17 AM
Sure - same price - ok?

The Monk
02-13-2011, 03:18 AM
That was worth every cent of the $50.00 charge...:lol:

MrsM
02-13-2011, 03:21 AM
Sorry - I don't have $50 to pay you - we will have to come up with another method of payment

The Monk
02-13-2011, 03:39 AM
How about you take it out in sexual favour....

MrsM
02-13-2011, 03:47 AM
If you say so master - be gentle

The Monk
02-13-2011, 03:49 AM
Are the knickers still off?

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 03:52 AM
Are you still wearing them?

The Monk
02-13-2011, 03:56 AM
Were you hiding under the covers?

MrsM
02-13-2011, 03:56 AM
You found me - now what?

The Monk
02-13-2011, 03:58 AM
My God...there's two of you....:lol:

MrsM
02-13-2011, 04:01 AM
Why is my butt sore? and why can't I remember anything from last night?

The Monk
02-13-2011, 04:03 AM
My God ! You mean I enjoyed myself? :lol:

MrsM
02-13-2011, 04:06 AM
Where are my clothes?

The Monk
02-13-2011, 04:23 AM
Leave them off and just roll over.....(to sleep)

Godfather
02-13-2011, 07:45 AM
Sup baby

The Monk
02-13-2011, 08:56 AM
Get out of my nightmare.....

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 08:59 AM
You f**k in your sleep, thats handy!!

The Monk
02-13-2011, 09:11 AM
'bout time you woke up...are you ready to roll over?

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:13 AM
Your up for another!!

The Monk
02-13-2011, 09:15 AM
still got the handcuffs?

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:16 AM
...and the butt plug

The Monk
02-13-2011, 09:17 AM
take it out, I'm coming in.....

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:18 AM
Its for you!!

The Monk
02-13-2011, 09:19 AM
do I know you?

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:22 AM
Alzeimers! Do you remember how to shag?

The Monk
02-13-2011, 09:23 AM
Open your legs and let's find out.....

Godfather
02-13-2011, 09:23 AM
I know I do!!

The Monk
02-13-2011, 09:24 AM
No answer there.....

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:27 AM
You forget where you were again!

The Monk
02-13-2011, 09:29 AM
Who was that you had here a minute ago.,.... and why wasn't it another woman instead of a guy?

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:34 AM
Did you think he was cute?

The Monk
02-13-2011, 09:35 AM
:puke::puke:

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:43 AM
ok, how about we start again! Hello

The Monk
02-13-2011, 01:14 PM
Damn....you were good......

MrsM
02-13-2011, 05:27 PM
Thanks, you were alright :empathy:

spud
02-13-2011, 07:42 PM
what the hell happened last night!

The Monk
02-14-2011, 01:10 AM
Shit! another one in my bed.

Godfather
02-14-2011, 01:11 AM
It's too crowded, I'm going to a hotel

The Monk
02-14-2011, 01:27 AM
....and don't come back......

Godfather
02-14-2011, 06:51 AM
Clean my sheets before you leave

Foxdana
02-14-2011, 07:12 AM
Mmmmm, crisp sheets!

MrsM
02-14-2011, 02:43 PM
I love fresh sheets!!

redred
02-14-2011, 03:48 PM
was i ok

MrsM
02-14-2011, 05:10 PM
1 word... AWESOME!

PorkChopSandwiches
02-14-2011, 05:36 PM
squeeze my balls

MrsM
02-14-2011, 06:04 PM
BRB - i have a vice here some place

PorkChopSandwiches
02-14-2011, 06:14 PM
manual is just fine

MrsM
02-14-2011, 06:20 PM
The question is - what are you going to do for me?

PorkChopSandwiches
02-14-2011, 06:29 PM
Your call ;)

pepo
02-14-2011, 06:30 PM
porky????? again????

MrsM
02-14-2011, 06:33 PM
Surprise me - Show me your best stuff

PorkChopSandwiches
02-14-2011, 06:52 PM
*unzip*

MrsM
02-14-2011, 06:56 PM
:giggle: Hello Kitty boxer shorts?

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 12:12 AM
Did I see your panties?

8-[

No.

MrsM
02-15-2011, 01:25 AM
Not wearing any - How about you?

pepo
02-15-2011, 01:28 AM
you agaan? did you cut in the line again??

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 02:16 AM
How much fun are we gonna have! :lol:

pepo
02-15-2011, 02:27 AM
one full pepo, 2 much for you???

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 02:36 AM
Bring it on!!

The Monk
02-15-2011, 02:55 AM
You look good naked....can I have a pic?

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 03:07 AM
Did you hook up the remote?

The Monk
02-15-2011, 03:08 AM
My webcams on....

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 03:21 AM
Lets get this party started!

The Monk
02-15-2011, 08:50 AM
front or back entry?

Godfather
02-15-2011, 09:48 AM
I thought I said no more eating in bed

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:52 AM
Thats no way to treat a girl!

Godfather
02-15-2011, 09:53 AM
You can eat all the crackers in bed you want :lol:

redred
02-15-2011, 09:53 AM
what the hell did i drink last night

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:55 AM
I clearly died and went to heaven! :lol:

The Monk
02-15-2011, 10:39 AM
Thank you.....:lol:

MrsM
02-15-2011, 01:53 PM
No no - thank you

Starchild
02-15-2011, 01:55 PM
my lucky day! Coffee?

MrsM
02-15-2011, 01:57 PM
Yes please - you have cream right;)

Starchild
02-15-2011, 01:59 PM
I did have ;)

MrsM
02-15-2011, 02:02 PM
Are you ok - you kind of passed out last night

Starchild
02-15-2011, 02:03 PM
I didn't seem to have enough blood to flow round!

Jezter
02-15-2011, 03:09 PM
We will never speak of this night!

Starchild
02-15-2011, 03:11 PM
what night??? *innocence*

MrsM
02-15-2011, 03:53 PM
2 questions - who are you and why are you dresses like a monkey?

Starchild
02-15-2011, 04:20 PM
My name's Mickey Dolenz and I am a Monkee ;)

MrsM
02-15-2011, 04:24 PM
Oh - ok - bring that tail over here :)

redred
02-15-2011, 07:13 PM
do you need the rest of the dog as well?

MrsM
02-15-2011, 07:36 PM
I told you to leave the gag on, don't make me punish you again

Starchild
02-15-2011, 07:38 PM
Ok, but what do I do with this tub of industrial hand cleaner?

MrsM
02-15-2011, 08:07 PM
That's for you - you dirty, dirty boy

Godfather
02-16-2011, 08:38 AM
Did we go to sleep head to toe again? Daaayum

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 08:52 AM
Why do I smell feet?

Godfather
02-16-2011, 08:58 AM
I made a cheese platter with some wine, just for you darling

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:07 AM
Lock the door and lets get it on!

The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:17 AM
Hanging naked from the ceiling was your idea.

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:18 AM
did you bring the sex swing?

redred
02-16-2011, 10:21 AM
can i use the sofa

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:23 AM
Join me in the shower?

The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:30 AM
your turn to pick up the soap

MrsM
02-16-2011, 01:45 PM
Oops - I dropped the soap - let me get that

Starchild
02-16-2011, 01:54 PM
my pleasure, mind if I ask questions?

MrsM
02-16-2011, 02:16 PM
Fire away

Starchild
02-16-2011, 02:34 PM
Ok, hold on.........

MrsM
02-16-2011, 03:02 PM
I'm not holding that with out gloves :)

Starchild
02-16-2011, 03:03 PM
you'll need more than gloves, you'll need fireproof ones!

MrsM
02-16-2011, 03:05 PM
It burns that bad when you pee? Maybe you should see a Dr?

Starchild
02-16-2011, 03:43 PM
who said anything about peeing?

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:26 PM
I don't really do golden showers!

Starchild
02-16-2011, 09:34 PM
not much to recommend them other than they're warm!

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:43 PM
You can keep me warm if you like!