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Teh One Who Knocks
02-29-2012, 11:59 AM
By Beth Stebner - The Daily Mail


Most teenagers are proud to go into the family business, be it working the store that's been around for generations or taking over a law practise.

But Rev Bob Larson's teenage girls have gone into a more peculiar trade - expelling demons from those possessed.

The reverend, who himself has claimed to have exorcised more than 15,000 demons, says he passed down his knowledge to his three teenage daughters and showed them the extraordinary process of liaising with demonic influences and ridding them from a human body.

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Reverend Bob Larson of Freedom Churches International told Anderson Cooper on his talk show Anderson that he’s brought his daughters into the family trade.

Brynne got involved in exorcism at age 13. ‘I got up on stage in front of 3,000 people and cast a demon out in Africa. I knew what was going on,’ she said on an episode of Anderson set to air tomorrow.

‘(My father) really walked me through and helped me with it,’ she says.

Tess, 17, says her first exorcism was on a friend of hers. She said that one of the tell-tale signs is eyes that dilate ‘You can see evil.’

Cooper questions what a typical exorcism would cost. ‘Our teams charge absolutely nothing,’ Rev Larson tells him. ‘The teen girls don’t charge.’

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However, when pressed by Cooper how much the reverend himself charges, Rev Larson wouldn’t give a straight response, saying it was contingent on several factors, including amount of travel involved and the difficulty of the exorcism.

‘You charge about $400 to $500 per exorcism,’ Cooper states.

‘It could be as much as that,’ Rev Larson said.

He also charges $10 for a quiz that supposedly reveals whether or not its taker is possessed, and has published more than 30 books.

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The self-proclaimed occult expert made an appearance on Sci-Fi’s The Real Exorcist and has a lucrative business of selling his books, DVDs, and the Cross of Deliverance – which is used in all of their exorcisms to cast out demons.

Cooper seems sceptical throughout the entire interview, complimenting Rev Larson on his daughter’s seemingly groomed answers.

‘Something about this, I just don’t buy. It’s my job to be sceptical. You three seem coached and you don’t seem like you’re talking like real people.’

In a recent interview with Fabulous magazine, Savannah said: 'I think Harry Potter and the Twilight films are instigators of evil.'

She says she doesn't have time for such things because 'I'm much too busy fighting the devil.'

The episode airs tomorrow. Check AndersonCooper.com for local listings.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyTnDqdFXLM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJRWdfq2sF4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntI5G3KQfZs

perrhaps
02-29-2012, 12:46 PM
Hmm! An attractive young woman laying her hands on me. Then, at the conclusion of her administrations, an expulsion from my body, simultaneous with a feeling of inner joy.

Sounds like a "happy ending" to me:tup:

MrsM
02-29-2012, 03:19 PM
I wonder how many guys will use the line "I got a evil spirit in my testicles - can you help me expel it?" :)

MrsM
02-29-2012, 03:22 PM
Ok - I just watched the first video ... :facepalm:

Joebob034
02-29-2012, 05:08 PM
:hitit: when they turn 18 and get their braces off

Hal-9000
02-29-2012, 05:18 PM
Daughter # 1 can exorcise me anytime

Pony
02-29-2012, 05:24 PM
I wonder how many guys will use the line "I got a evil spirit in my testicles - can you help me expel it?" :)

:wavey:

FBD
02-29-2012, 05:31 PM
hm, let me go appear on a show where the host is basically out to make me look like an ass in any way possible. where do I sign up? :roll:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-29-2012, 05:57 PM
hm, let me go appear on a show where the host is basically out to make me look like an ass in any way possible. where do I sign up? :roll:

Yeah, because there is absolutely nothing crazy at all about demons and exorcisms :rolleyes:

Loser
02-29-2012, 10:15 PM
That one on the left. Yea.

My penis needs an exorcism. Please suck the demon out of it :naughty:

Hugh_Janus
02-29-2012, 10:17 PM
one of them looks like a weirs version of elliot off of scrubs

PorkChopSandwiches
02-29-2012, 10:31 PM
:vuvu:

deebakes
03-01-2012, 01:06 AM
yes, maybe, no :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2012, 01:22 AM
Ok - I just watched the first video ... :facepalm:

If you thought that one was good, you should listen to these numpties once they got off the set and backstage:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbbNHVNEnIk&feature=relmfu


:shakehead:

Iffy
03-01-2012, 03:11 AM
Queue misogynistic comment in blue

3...2....




What a bunch of numpties :stfu:

RBP
03-01-2012, 03:57 AM
I guess I don't understand why everyone is so critical of them.