Justin Bieber - The $14 Million Birthday Gift

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By the TMZ Staff


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Justin Bieber is going ALL OUT for his 18th birthday -- parachuting in the afternoon, a fancy dinner followed by a fun party ... and he's gonna buy TWO ultra-expensive mega-mansions ... TMZ has learned.

Justin has been on a real estate hunt in L.A. for a while ... but now, sources connected to the singer tell us he's narrowed his search down to 3 pads.

2 of the mansions are in Calabasas, CA ... home of the Kardashians, a few Jackson family members and Britney Spears.

We're told one of the estates Justin is eying has a $6 million price tag ... the other's on the market for a cool $8 mil.

The third home Biebs is interested in is in the Hollywood area -- a PIMPED OUT bachelor pad currently being rented by Ashton Kutcher. We're told that place is listed for $10 million.

Sources connected to Justin tell us ... he wants to buy one place for himself and one for his mother. The two CHEAPEST would cost $14 mil.

It's good to be rich ... and young.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Gawd I wish I could even relate a little bit

[Muddy]

That money is small for him...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I know

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not like he's gonna write a check for the places, I guarantee he puts the minimum down and gets a mortgage for the rest

[Muddy]

It's not like he's gonna write a check for the places, I guarantee he puts the minimum down and gets a mortgage for the rest

Only because he's advised to by his financial people. That little fcuker has a net worth of somewhere around $105 mil.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Not to many lenders are out there doing super jumbo loans. I bet he would have to come up with close to half the amount.

[Muddy]

I'd pay for it just to be done with it... Financing is where Hammer lost everything...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

He's buying in a down market, I would just buy it too. But, his money people want their hands on his money, they dont want it locked up in property

[Muddy]

Exactly.. Mr T had this quandry back in the day and they advised him to finance and he said " Fuuuck no, A black man has a chance to pay cash for the house he lives in, I'm doing it" ! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I got extra cheese on my sub yesterday :sad2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have extra cheese in my foreskin today

[Muddy]

I busted a nut about 12:35 today...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I got extra cheese on my sub yesterday :sad2:

$14 million worth? :-s

[Hal-9000]

$14 million worth? :-s

no, I can't compete with that kind of helter skelter purchasing...I did however buy myself a car GPS unit last month that I need to pay back the loan on :|

[Muddy]

no, I can't compete with that kind of helter skelter purchasing...I did however buy myself a car GPS unit last month that I need to pay back the loan on :|

You should get one on your phone maybe?

[Hal-9000]

you know those rappers who are always bitching about coming from the hood and not having any cash?

Their running shoes cost more than I make in a week :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

You should get one on your phone maybe?

:hand: ghetto phone, voice only....no data


who do I look like? Howard K. Hughes????

[Muddy]

You need to be running that warehouse you work at.. You've pulled the time...

[Method512]

Hal, wasn't you who wanted him? So..now there's you chance! He's almost 18!

[Hal-9000]

You need to be running that warehouse you work at.. You've pulled the time...

New supervisor is being 'assigned' tomorrow as a mater of fact.You don't want to go there with this conversation...

It wasn't me and best I can hope for outta this situation is the group leader/ lead hand position.I would get a whopping one dollar per hour pay bump, for things I've already been doing helping the various supervisors for the past 15 years :x

It will be a make or break day tomorrow...I do appreciate the thought tho

[Hal-9000]

Hal, wasn't you who wanted him? So..now there's you chance! He's almost 18!

Oh yeah....I would ass-rape her until the cows came home, catch some of it on video, make sure there's no prenup agreement and then spend the next ten years spending her money :dance:

[Hal-9000]

'his' money

:doh: I keep getting that wrong

[Hugh_Janus]

fuckin' cockmunch

[Hal-9000]

fuckin' cockmunch

if the price is right....:tup:

[deebakes]

:gay::canada:

[Godfather]

Money is cheap... you think Bieber can't make more with $15 million dollars over 15 years than paying the interest on a mortgage? Hell, with that much money, a high interest savings account would make more money for you than the mortgage costs, or better yet go for blue-chip stocks and collect the dividends while only paying tax on half the earnings.

Unless you're too senseless to be trusted that liquid, paying cash makes no sense.

Good for him. His music sucks but someone who we hate is going to take the money of pre-teens either way, and this kid seems ok.