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PorkChopSandwiches
03-02-2012, 04:13 PM
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TOKYO (Newscore) - Japanese researchers have invented a speech-jamming gadget that painlessly forces people into silence.

Kazutaka Kurihara of the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology, and Koji Tsukada of Ochanomizu University, developed a portable "SpeechJammer" gun that can silence people more than 30 meters away.

The device works by recording its target's speech then firing their words back at them with a 0.2-second delay, which affects the brain's cognitive processes and causes speakers to stutter before silencing them completely.

Describing the device in their research paper, Kurihara and Tsukada wrote, "In general, human speech is jammed by giving back to the speakers their own utterances at a delay of a few hundred milliseconds. This effect can disturb people without any physical discomfort, and disappears immediately by stopping speaking."
They found that the device works better on people who were reading aloud than engaged in "spontaneous speech" and it cannot stop people making meaningless sounds, such as "ahhh," that are uttered over a long time period.

Kurihara and Tsukada suggested the speech-jamming gun could be used to hush noisy speakers in public libraries or to silence people in group discussions who interrupt other people's speeches.

"There are still many cases in which the negative aspects of speech become a barrier to the peaceful resolution of conflicts," the authors said.

Hal-9000
03-02-2012, 04:43 PM
:lol: years ago I watched a show where they put headphones on people and did the same delay thing...

it was hilarious

Method512
03-02-2012, 05:29 PM
Just so I know...if a cop makes you stop, and then doesn't talk, that means I can go away, right? :)

KevinD
03-02-2012, 05:38 PM
(Rubs hands gleefully)

I'll take one for the wife...

Acid Trip
03-02-2012, 05:38 PM
This was created for politicians.

MrsM
03-02-2012, 05:47 PM
I have a more effective method...


http://i40.tinypic.com/21ccria.jpg

KevinD
03-02-2012, 05:52 PM
I have a more effective method...


http://i40.tinypic.com/21ccria.jpg

Yeah, but Cops frown on wife beating around here, lol
And the "mute" button on the universal remote doesn't work, no matter how many times I point it at her and click.

MrsM
03-02-2012, 05:53 PM
Yeah, but Cops frown on wife beating around here, lol

Right - this is a special move for those that deserve it :)

Besides - if you did this to your wife - she would probably do the same thing but aim lower :)

KevinD
03-02-2012, 05:58 PM
Right - this is a special move for those that deserve it :)

Besides - if you did this to your wife - she would probably do the same thing but aim lower :)

That'd be alright..she keeps the boys in a jar on the countertop, so, she can feel free to kick away..lol

Noilly Pratt
03-02-2012, 06:27 PM
I prefer the old school, Dr. Evil method. Just say Shh


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlv7Bp-L2MM

Richard Cranium
03-02-2012, 06:41 PM
This was created for politicians.

Simply turning off the teleprompter has the same effect on one of them.

Muddy
03-02-2012, 06:42 PM
Can we use this on FBD? :d

Acid Trip
03-02-2012, 07:43 PM
Simply turning off the teleprompter has the same effect on one of them.

:burn: