Christian band ignites controversy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Suzi Parker - The Washington Post


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Shame on you, Junkyard Prophet.

The Christian rap metal band from Minnesota had some shocking words last week for a Dunkerton, Iowa, high school audience. School administrators told local media that the group was supposed to talk about “bullying and making good choices.”

Instead, parents said, the band told girls in the audience that “they were going to have mud on their wedding dresses if they weren’t virgins.” In a break-out session for girls, the band told them to save themselves for their husbands and assume a submissive role in marriage. Then the girls were forced to chant a mantra about virginity.

What century is this, again? We’ve had several reasons to wonder lately, with Rush Limbaugh calling Sandra Fluke a slut, Texas’s controversial ultrasound-before-abortion requirement and the GOP war on contraceptives.

Now enter a little-known band from Minnesota to preach to teenagers at Dunkerton High School, where the band also targeted the GLBT community, showing pictures of Elton John and assailing his sexuality.

They said that the average age of a gay man at death was 42 because his actions “literally kill him.”

And to round out the picture, the students saw photos of fetuses during the assembly’s portion on abortion.

Junkyard Prophet’s Facebook page links to two Christian groups – The Sons of Liberty and the nonprofit ministry You Can Run But You Cannot Hide International – both connected to Bradlee Dean, a minister who is also Junkyard Prophet’s drummer.

Dean hosts a radio show, “The Sons of Liberty,” heard on a handful of stations in Minnesota, Tennessee and my home state, Arkansas.

Last year, he sued NBC, MSNBC and Rachel Maddow for $50 million. He accused Maddow of defamation after she made what he called misleading statements on his views of gay rights and sharia law. He has both supported and denounced Michele Bachmann.

According to the You Can Run But You Cannot Hide Web site, the members of Junkyard Prophet have reached 500,000 kids with their message. They’ve sold 40,000 records without a major label. Their message apparently resonates with some.

But public schools are not the place to spread it.

Indeed, Dean says in an audio clip on his ministry’s Web site that he doesn’t like public schools, although he has visited 331 high schools in at least 22 states, generating controversies in Arkansas and Illinois.

On Monday night, Dean returned to Dunkerton for a community conversation at a local church. In a video posted by the Waterloo Cedar Rapids Courier, some parents praised Dean for his message and one shouted at him. Outside, girls held signs that read “This Is What a Feminist Looks Like.”

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup: Go Christians !!! Get the word out

[RBP]

:tup: Go Christians !!! Get the word out

High school kids are old enough to sort through the messages themselves. They get the opposite messages from the school itself most likely, so what's the difference?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

where the band also targeted the GLBT community, showing pictures of Elton John and assailing his sexuality.

They said that the average age of a gay man at death was 42 because his actions “literally kill him.”


High school kids are old enough to sort through the messages themselves. They get the opposite messages from the school itself most likely, so what's the difference?

Keep preaching hate :tup: <<<< thats for you acid trip

[RBP]

Ok the gay stuff is probably out of line, what else?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Ok the gay stuff is probably out of line, what else?

This


“they were going to have mud on their wedding dresses if they weren’t virgins.” In a break-out session for girls, the band told them to save themselves for their husbands and assume a submissive role in marriage. Then the girls were forced to chant a mantra about virginity.

Though I'm not entirely against the idea :dance:

[Muddy]

Whats the big deal? Its a better message than being a bitch or a ho...

[RBP]

Though I'm not entirely against the idea :dance:

I don't have a problem with them getting that perspective to consider. Abstinence should be taught.

[RBP]

Whats the big deal? Its a better message than being a bitch or a ho...

yes

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Abstinence = fail

its not reality

[RBP]

Abstinence = fail

its not reality

To you, but to some kids it is a reality.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Its a nice thought, but I just think most people are lying.

jonas brothers, Brittney ....come on :lol:

[Muddy]

Its a nice thought, but I just think most people are lying.

jonas brothers, Brittney ....come on :lol:

Get out of here with your California whore ass..

[Hal-9000]

I agree with some of this.We live in times where 13 yr old girls get bullied or ridiculed if they haven't given a bj yet....I think a message from the other side of things is good and especially coming from a band.

give them a choice of paths...

[minz]

the band told them to save themselves for their husbands and assume a submissive role in marriage.

Seriously, what fucking Century or Country are these people living in?!?!? :shock:

Kids need educating, if you tell a child not to do something, they will do it just to be rebelious, any parent knows that. :rolleyes:

[RBP]

Seriously, what fucking Century or Country are these people living in?!?!? :shock:

Kids need educating, if you tell a child not to do something, they will do it just to be rebelious, any parent knows that. :rolleyes:

:hand: Go make me a sammich like a proper woman.

[minz]

:hand: Go make me a sammich like a proper woman.

:nutkick:

And what filling would you like, rat poison? :meh:

[MrsM]

:hand: Go make me a sammich like a proper woman.

http://i43.tinypic.com/i2ni82.jpg

[minz]

http://i43.tinypic.com/i2ni82.jpg

Bwaaaahahahahahahahahaha

[RBP]

http://i43.tinypic.com/i2ni82.jpg

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

*sings the Single for Life theme song*

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i43.tinypic.com/i2ni82.jpg

Single man: someone who can do what he wants, who he wants, and when he wants


:dance:

[Hal-9000]

Single man: someone who can make breakfast, drive to a store, go to work, watch TV and then go to bed...all without the constant GPS-like drone of someone nagging his ass :lol:

[RBP]

Single man: someone who can do what he wants, who he wants, and when he wants


:dance:


Single man: someone who can make breakfast, drive to a store, go to work, watch TV and then go to bed...all without the constant GPS-like drone of someone nagging his ass :lol:

:dance:

[MrsM]

Single man: someone who can do what he wants, who he wants, and when he wants


:dance:


Single man: someone who can make breakfast, drive to a store, go to work, watch TV and then go to bed...all without the constant GPS-like drone of someone nagging his ass :lol:


:dance:

Perhaps - but you have to make your own sammiches :dance:

[Hal-9000]

:| damn...she's right

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Perhaps - but you have to make your own sammiches :dance:

All we have to do is go to a restaurant and tell the women that realize their place is to serve men to bring us a sammich :banana:

[Hal-9000]

Hooters FTW!!! :woot:

[MrsM]

All we have to do is go to a restaurant and tell the women that realize their place is to serve men to bring us a sammich :banana:

and pay out the ass for it - so you are actually paying for a woman without the sex

[Teh One Who Knocks]

and pay out the ass for it - so you are actually paying for a woman without the sex

That sounds like 99.9999% of all marriages anyway :hand:


:banana:

[Method512]

http://i43.tinypic.com/i2ni82.jpg

He didn't mentioned the kitchen. She could make a sandwich elsewhere! :D

[Hal-9000]

and pay out the ass for it - so you are actually paying for a woman without the sex

The great Charlie Sheen once said - You don't pay hookers for sex, you pay for them to leave afterwards


:dance:

[MrsM]

That sounds like 99.9999% of all marriages anyway :hand:


:banana:

Then i'm in the 0.00001% :dance:

[MrsM]

He didn't mentioned the kitchen. She could make a sandwich elsewhere! :D

I'll make it in the bathroom :tup: but you won't like it :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The great Charlie Sheen once said - You don't pay hookers for sex, you pay for them to leave afterwards


:dance:

Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Method512]

I'll make it in the bathroom :tup: but you won't like it :)

:shock: I'm full...give it to RBP. He asked first!! :mrgreen:

[RBP]

I'd drink MrsM's bathwater. ;)

[MrsM]

I'd drink MrsM's bathwater. ;)

:hug:

[minz]

Make your own sammich :lol:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a302/Minni_the_minx/kitchen.jpg

[Hal-9000]

It's a biological fact that men and women are created differently, we each have our built in aptitude for certain tasks...

women - cleaning the toilet, doing laundry and making yummy sammiches
men - running the rest of the world



:thumbsup:

[minz]

It's a biological fact that men and women are created differently, we each have our built in aptitude for certain tasks...

women - cleaning the toilet, doing laundry and making yummy sammiches
men - running the rest of the world



:thumbsup:

Would a crow bar be enough to prize your head back out of your arse or do we need something with a little more strength behind it? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

dats all true word baby


http://i.imgur.com/T5D5Q.gif

[minz]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: he has a bit of twitch ..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why don't you need to buy a woman a watch? :-k








Because there's already a clock on the microwave :dance:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/OEQFd.jpg

[Muddy]

Women have pussy and are warm in bed...

[Hal-9000]

I can done with the fleshlite in 6 minutes and fart by myself

[Muddy]

I can done with the fleshlite in 6 minutes and fart by myself

A woman can Tell you you're smart and be a great ally...

[Hal-9000]

They lie and deceive all the time :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A woman can Tell you you're smart and be a great ally...

We all know women lie already :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me: Hey, I'm gonna go to the pub after work for a few beers, wanna go?

Married friend: I don't know, let me call and ask my wife

Me: :shakehead:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/P3Pzy.jpg

[Muddy]

Women are a gift and should be treasured..

[Hal-9000]

:lol:


http://i44.tinypic.com/2570ro5.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/peq7g.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Women are a gift and should be treasured..

is your wife peeking over your shoulder right now? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/peq7g.jpg


no way :lol:

[Muddy]

is your wife peeking over your shoulder right now? :lol:

Nah.. I just have a good marriage.. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm writing this shit down man...keep going!



:lol:

[MrsM]

Nah.. I just have a good marriage.. :lol:

See - it's not all that bad :)

[Muddy]

You gotta roll with people that make you feel good brah! :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://picload.org/image/rlgcarc/goodwif1.jpg

[Muddy]

You guys would make awesome Muslims!! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I gotta re-open Hal's School of Smoooth :lol:

Muddy can be one of the lifestyle & romance profs there

[Muddy]

Why thank you Hal.. :)

[Hal-9000]

The gettin laid prof is going to be RBP, you may not be in the finest company :lol:

[Muddy]

He's payin for pussy.. That doesn't count.. Lol

[deebakes]

back on point....















:woot: minnesota :lol:

[Hal-9000]

*course adjusting*

a long haired white Christian rap group...can't really see myself taking in a show

[RBP]

Make your own sammich :lol:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a302/Minni_the_minx/kitchen.jpg

That's good 'cause I like my sammiches cut in half. :dance:

[RBP]

He's payin for pussy.. That doesn't count.. Lol

Not lately. :woot:

Well not directly anyway, we all pay for pussy one way or another. :sad2:

[minz]

You guys would make awesome Muslims!! :lol:

I was thinking the same, there is a reason why some men are still single late into their 40's :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I was thinking the same, there is a reason why some men are still single late into their 40's :lol:

:-s

Because all the women they know are fucking insane.















:nana:

[RBP]

I was thinking the same, there is a reason why some men are still single late into their 40's :lol:

I did my 10 years in the pen, ain't goin back. :hand:

[minz]

I did my 10 years in the pen, ain't goin back. :hand:

Hahaha, I did 17, wont make that mistake again :lol:

[RBP]

Hahaha, I did 17, wont make that mistake again :lol:

:lol:

ok, so where's my breakfast?

[minz]

:lol:

ok, so where's my breakfast?

It's in the kitchen just waiting for you to go and make it.

[RBP]

I have no snappy comeback :sad2:

[minz]

:empathy:

[DemonGeminiX]

I have no snappy comeback :sad2:

You could've used this one:

http://www.lolzunrated.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ESfoA-582d6e6f.jpg






:dance: :meatspin:

[RBP]

:lol: Now you tell me!

[RBP]

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r399/Saif_Alvi/Funny-Comics-I-love-my-phone.jpg

stolen from Saif's funny pictures thread. :lol:

[Acid Trip]

Every time I open this thread I expect to see pictures of a christian band setting someone on fire. Disappointing :sad:

[Muddy]

Not lately. :woot:

Well not directly anyway, we all pay for pussy one way or another. :sad2:

True that! :lol:


I was thinking the same, there is a reason why some men are still single late into their 40's :lol:

:burn:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

ok, so where's my breakfast?

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I was thinking the same, there is a reason why some men are still single late into their 40's :lol:

by making an informed choice? :lol:

[Muddy]

Not lately. :woot:

Well not directly anyway, we all pay for pussy one way or another. :sad2:


I was thinking the same, there is a reason why some men are still single late into their 40's :lol:


by making an informed choice? :lol:

Is that what it's called? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Oh I have a serious response but didn't want to ruin the tone :lol:


let's just say that I believe there are 2 types of people and that determines which path you walk in life.............ok, so including me there are 3 types of people :lol:

[Acid Trip]

Oh I have a serious response but didn't want to ruin the tone :lol:


let's just say that I believe there are 2 types of people and that determines which path you walk in life.............ok, so including me there are 3 types of people :lol:

Straight, gay, and bi?

[Muddy]

let's just say that I believe there are 2 types of people and that determines which path you walk in life.............

Do'ers and talkers?

[Muddy]

Straight, gay, and bi?

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

No, it's more like some believe another person is intrinsic to their happiness and others who don't feel that need...

eg I know people who can't go a week without having someone in their lives...I call them serial partners :lol: They break up with one person, two days later they're hanging off another.Rinse, repeat.
Others find that one person, they know it's their partner for life and they move ahead that way.And still some others have no desire to spend 24/7 with someone else, because it feels invasive or uncomfortable.

[Hal-9000]

Straight, gay, and bi?


Breeders and people who like to shoot for sport only




:rofl:

[Muddy]

No, it's more like some believe another person is intrinsic to their happiness and others who don't feel that need...

eg I know people who can't go a week without having someone in their lives...I call them serial partners :lol: They break up with one person, two days later they're hanging off another.Rinse, repeat.
Others find that one person, they know it's their partner for life and they move ahead that way.And still some others have no desire to spend 24/7 with someone else, because it feels invasive or uncomfortable.


To a degree... I think this stance though is in the extreme..

Some people can enjoy others company and enjoy spending time together without being stuck up each others asses..

[Hal-9000]

It's more about finding the one...or not, rather than invasiveness of being stuck up another person's butt...

some know that they want to spend their lives with one person...others don't feel that driving need and can be happy without

[Muddy]

It's more about finding the one...or not,

:agreed:

[Hal-9000]

now we should have sammiches...where are the girls when you really need them? :lol:

[Muddy]

I'll have mine whip us up some.. :twisted:

[Joebob034]

Junkyard Prophet :headbang:

[Hal-9000]

I'll have mine whip us up some.. :twisted:


hopefully she cleans the toilet...AFTER making the sammys :thumbsup:


I'm gonna get my ass kicked here in a moment, better stop :lol:

[Muddy]

hopefully she cleans the toilet...AFTER making the sammys :thumbsup:


I'm gonna get my ass kicked here in a moment, better stop :lol:

You can kiss the last 3 girls at the site here goodbye.. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:dance: I'm a complicated man and frustrate the hell outta women



iWank forever

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I love how the guys getting no pussy seem to know a womans place :tup:

[Hal-9000]

who's getting no pussy? :rolleyes:

I don't have nightly pussy but I sure do get varied pussy...........

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:hand:

http://images.madeinchina.com/076/1432076_0/Pocket-Pussy-Vibrating-Pocket-Pussy-Vibrating_1432076_0.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I should clarify.....non-purchasable pussy too :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:hand:

http://images.madeinchina.com/076/1432076_0/Pocket-Pussy-Vibrating-Pocket-Pussy-Vibrating_1432076_0.jpg


that would make a pretty damn good pillow

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:corn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I love how the guys getting no pussy seem to know a womans place :tup:

I love how married guys think married life is better than single life :tup:


Signed,
Lance - I do what I want when I want....and all the money that I get in my paycheck today belongs to me and me only



:dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I do what I want when I want and no housework ;)

[Muddy]

I do what I want when I want and no housework ;)

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I do what I want when I want and no housework ;)

Uh huh...whatever you say ;)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I think it's really what I was alluding to before....some folks are driven to have a partner to feel that life is complete...some people go another way (piss off AT :lol:)


To me life is a series of paths to be explored. Not marrying someone, doing the 9-5 and 50 years later wondering on what you missed out on.Not saying that marriage or having a partner for life is a bad thing...it's just not my thing.
I believe that we all go through the grass is greener phase at times, I certainly miss the comfort and security of having a significant other for life.No one wants to be alone forever...but I'm somehow good with that :oops:

[MrsM]

I can agree to that Hal

Also - for you men... if you take out the trash, fix the car, cut the lawn, shovel the snow, kill bugs, do basic house repairs, fix broken things, be good to me, cuddle, and fuck me hard when I want it... I'll make you the best sandwich you ever had - when ever you want :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

can you start getting it ready now....Im chubbing up for you

[Hal-9000]

I can agree to that Hal

Also - for you men... if you take out the trash, fix the car, cut the lawn, shovel the snow, kill bugs, do basic house repairs, fix broken things, be good to me, cuddle, and fuck me hard when I want it... I'll make you the best sandwich you ever had - when ever you want :)

that's pretty sexist :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

that's pretty sexist :hand:

:tup:

[MrsM]

can you start getting it ready now....Im chubbing up for you

:)

[MrsM]

that's pretty sexist :hand:

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

In truth, I've considered women my equal since I was 12...and it pisses them off to no end :lol: :lol:

[Acid Trip]

I think it's really what I was alluding to before....some folks are driven to have a partner to feel that life is complete...some people go another way (piss off AT :lol:)


To me life is a series of paths to be explored. Not marrying someone, doing the 9-5 and 50 years later wondering on what you missed out on.Not saying that marriage or having a partner for life is a bad thing...it's just not my thing.
I believe that we all go through the grass is greener phase at times, I certainly miss the comfort and security of having a significant other for life.No one wants to be alone forever...but I'm somehow good with that :oops:

I think everything in life is more fun with a partner. Sex, drugs, movies, breakfast/lunch/dinner, shopping, vacations, raising children, video games etc.

Some people want that partner to be permanent (husband/wife) and some people will do the above activities alone or will substitute a friend for a partner. There is nothing wrong with being single and having lots of friends (online or regular) or no friends, but it's not for me.

[Muddy]

I think everything in life is more fun with a partner. Sex, drugs, movies, breakfast/lunch/dinner, shopping, vacations, raising children, video games etc.

Some people want that partner to be permanent (husband/wife) and some people will do the above activities alone or will substitute a friend for a partner. There is nothing wrong with being single and having lots of friends (online or regular) or no friends, but it's not for me.

:agreed:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

word

[Hal-9000]

I think everything in life is more fun with a partner. Sex, drugs, movies, breakfast/lunch/dinner, shopping, vacations, raising children, video games etc.

Some people want that partner to be permanent (husband/wife) and some people will do the above activities alone or will substitute a friend for a partner. There is nothing wrong with being single and having lots of friends (online or regular) or no friends, but it's not for me.

well yeah....backgammon is a much better game with someone else

[Muddy]

Great thread! :gayporn: :tup:

[deebakes]

Women are a gift and should be treasured..

where the hell is harpoon when you need him to sort through crap like this? :-k

[Deepsepia]

Instead, parents said, the band told girls in the audience that “they were going to have mud on their wedding dresses if they weren’t virgins.” In a break-out session for girls, the band told them to save themselves for their husbands and assume a submissive role in marriage. Then the girls were forced to chant a mantra about virginity.

Spectacular.

I'm waiting for the single "Mud on your wedding dress" . . . its too bad Zappa's gone, 'cuz he's the one who'd be just right

[Arkady Renko]

To you, but to some kids it is a reality.

the ones who can't get laid?