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Teh One Who Knocks
03-17-2012, 12:05 PM
By Will Greenlee - The Treasure Coast Palm


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There are appropriate places to stand with your pants down.

Near a heavily traveled roadway in unincorporated Martin County is not one of them.

A Martin County Sheriff's deputy was dispatched March 6 to the area of Southeast Willoughby Boulevard and Southeast Salerno Road after a report of a man standing near the road with his pants down masturbating, according to recently released records.

The man accused in the self-gratification situation was described as being older, with facial hair and perhaps a hat.

A deputy saw a man who met the description at the edge of some woods facing Southeast Salerno Road.

The man's pants were around his ankles and he was "engaged in the act of masturbation," a highly personal initiative more suited to the confines of a private home than to the area adjacent to a public street.

The man saw the deputy and ran in the woods, though records did not state whether the self stimulation continued on the run.

A deputy found the man -- 53-year-old Michael Jackson Pugh -- about 300 yards into the woods at his campsite.

Listed as homeless and unemployed, Pugh was arrested on a felony lewd or lascivious exhibition charge.

deebakes
03-17-2012, 10:12 PM
is that nolte? :-k

DemonGeminiX
03-17-2012, 11:46 PM
It's all fun and games until you get caught with your pants down.

:d

Joebob034
03-19-2012, 02:52 PM
:hand: he was playing the air fiddle