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Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2012, 09:26 PM
The Associated Press


http://i.imgur.com/4NFLM.jpg

ARLINGTON, Texas - The Texas Rangers are pitching a new menu item designed especially for heavy hitters.

When fans belly up to stadium concession areas on opening day on April 6, they will be able to purchase a one-pound hot dog priced at $26.

Sportservice, the club's concessionaire, introduced its new Champion Hot Dog on Friday. Officials say the dog can feed three to four people and will be topped with chili, sauteed onions and shredded cheese. It comes on 2 feet of bun.

Hugh_Janus
03-26-2012, 11:10 PM
4 people.... the fuck? I thought you yanks were fat. I'd eat that by myself

PorkChopSandwiches
03-26-2012, 11:48 PM
You have always been ready to throw a few feet down your throat

Muddy
03-27-2012, 12:42 AM
Lol

Hal-9000
03-27-2012, 05:25 AM
first thing I thought of was some porn starlet rogering that long weener...and then I thought of Hugh deepthroating it without shedding a tear :lol:

deebakes
03-27-2012, 05:42 AM
looks overpriced to me :hand:

Muddy
03-27-2012, 10:43 AM
looks overpriced to me :hand:

Not much different than the $10 beers I had at the concert Sunday...

Teh One Who Knocks
03-27-2012, 10:59 AM
Not much different than the $10 beers I had at the concert Sunday...

It's absolutely ridiculous what they charge for concessions at concerts/sports stadium/events anymore :wha:

Muddy
03-27-2012, 01:22 PM
Cost me $50 to get a nice buzz on.. :lol:

Joebob034
03-27-2012, 02:55 PM
:drool:

Hugh_Janus
03-27-2012, 05:29 PM
You have always been ready to throw a few feet down your throat
fuck you

Lol
fuck you

first thing I thought of was some porn starlet rogering that long weener...and then I thought of Hugh deepthroating it without shedding a tear :lol:
and fuck you

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2012, 05:30 PM
:dance:

Muddy
03-27-2012, 05:31 PM
fuck you

fuck you

and fuck you

:yeehaw:

Hal-9000
03-27-2012, 05:40 PM
I was mentioned :cheerlead:

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2012, 05:43 PM
I was mentioned :cheerlead:

see, all you have to do is be a corksoaker and you get mentioned

Hal-9000
03-27-2012, 05:49 PM
I hear that Hugh tried out for one of those gonzo gagging vids and got fired because it just didn't happen.......



:lol:

redred
03-27-2012, 05:58 PM
so how do you go about eating one of these without looking like your blowing lex steele ?

Muddy
03-27-2012, 06:03 PM
Things are weird..

Muddy
03-27-2012, 06:16 PM
so how do you go about eating one of these without looking like your blowing lex steele ?

Cut it into 4 pieces and share it?

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2012, 06:22 PM
Bwhahahah

Acid Trip
03-27-2012, 06:36 PM
That is one disgusting looking hot dog. The wiener looks like it's been on one of those gas station roll cookers for a week.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-27-2012, 06:39 PM
That is one disgusting looking hot dog. The wiener looks like it's been on one of those gas station roll cookers for a week.

Gas station hot dogs :homer:

deebakes
03-27-2012, 11:39 PM
Not much different than the $10 beers I had at the concert Sunday...

livin' the high life without me :sad2:

Muddy
03-27-2012, 11:48 PM
livin' the high life without me :sad2:

It was country you would have hated it... Lol

deebakes
03-27-2012, 11:54 PM
It was country you would have hated it... Lol

good point :lol:

unless it was johnny cash :-k he still tours right? :-k

PorkChopSandwiches
03-28-2012, 12:38 AM
unless it was johnny cash :-k he still tours right? :-k

I just saw him, the place was dead

deebakes
03-28-2012, 12:46 AM
how come you didn't upload that crappy concert footage to your youtube channel? :-k

Godfather
03-28-2012, 01:46 AM
Random question... anyone know what that type of bun is that's super golden on top? Had a few burgers on buns like that recently and they were great. Is it just extra butter on top!? :lol:

deebakes
03-28-2012, 02:15 AM
my guess is no :lol:

Godfather
03-28-2012, 02:49 AM
Like this, from Browns Social House (meh restaurant but great burger bun)

http://i43.tinypic.com/153xy5c.jpg

Shady
03-28-2012, 02:58 AM
Why fuck with perfection?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/schade630/vdog.jpg

Godfather
03-28-2012, 03:20 AM
Chef shady I asked a question a page back! Can you answer it?! :-k

Loser
03-28-2012, 03:24 AM
Why fuck with perfection?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/schade630/vdog.jpg

Bastard. Now I'm gonna have to drive to chi town :(

DemonGeminiX
03-28-2012, 06:36 AM
Why fuck with perfection?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/schade630/vdog.jpg

Sorry, bro. I can't handle the Chicago dog. Put mustard, beanless chili, diced onions, and some cheese on mine.

Shady
03-28-2012, 01:17 PM
Chef shady I asked a question a page back! Can you answer it?! :-k

Without tasting it myself and just going by your description my guess would be some sort of Brioche bun. It seems to be a fairly popular trend right now to use those on premium burgers. They are around the same density as normal hamburger buns, some lighter, some heavier but they provide another flavor profile to the orgasm of meat and cheese in your mouth. I could be wrong though. Every restaurant and distributor has their own specs and such.

Godfather
03-28-2012, 01:25 PM
Ahhhhh going from google that looks right. Gunna try to make some myself. Thanks bud

Acid Trip
03-28-2012, 02:59 PM
Random question... anyone know what that type of bun is that's super golden on top? Had a few burgers on buns like that recently and they were great. Is it just extra butter on top!? :lol:

It could be any bun. If you make bread from scratch (any kind) you can put an egg wash on top and turn it a beautiful golden brown like that.

Hal-9000
03-28-2012, 06:21 PM
It could be any bun. If you make bread from scratch (any kind) you can put an egg wash on top and turn it a beautiful golden brown like that.

I think some greasy spoon places also just threw the hot dog bun on the grill for a few seconds with a splash of butter..

Joebob034
03-29-2012, 02:03 PM
Why fuck with perfection?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/schade630/vdog.jpg

pickle on a hot dog? :hand: no thank you

deebakes
03-29-2012, 10:24 PM
pickle on a hot dog? :hand: no thank you

:+1: