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Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2012, 11:42 PM
Sky News


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An unemployed Austrian man has sawed off his left foot, apparently to avoid being found fit enough to go back to work.

Police said the "desperate" 56-year-old man deliberately sliced it off above the ankle with a mechanical saw and threw it into an oven.

The man, from Mitterlabill in southern Austria, then hobbled into his garage and called an ambulance.

He sliced his foot off just a few hours before he was due to have a health check with the labour department on whether he was fit to work, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported.

When police arrived, the man was still conscious but had lost a lot of blood, local police chief Franz Fasching said.

Emergency services "looked in the oven and were able to recover the foot," Mr Fasching said.

"The foot was taken the hospital but it was so badly burned that it cannot be sewn back on."

The man was flown to hospital in Graz, where he was said to be in a stable condition.

Loser
03-27-2012, 12:12 AM
Stable? Something tells me that motherfucker was never stable :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-27-2012, 12:15 AM
Stable? Something tells me that motherfucker was never stable :lol:

Are you saying that you wouldn't cut off your foot so you wouldn't have to go to work? :-s




:lol:

Loser
03-27-2012, 12:29 AM
Are you saying that you wouldn't cut off your foot so you wouldn't have to go to work? :-s




:lol:

If my job involved getting gang raped by gorillas on viagra, maybe. :lol:

Muddy
03-27-2012, 12:44 AM
Stable? Something tells me that motherfucker was never stable :lol:

Qft... Lol

Griffin
03-27-2012, 01:17 AM
He could try taking his case to court but I doubt it will stand up.

deebakes
03-27-2012, 01:23 AM
wow :shock:

Hal-9000
03-27-2012, 05:23 AM
:hand:

It's not cutting off his own foot that makes him unstable, it's the fact he baked the fucking thing in the oven rather than hide it :lol:

deebakes
03-27-2012, 05:41 AM
maybe it's some sort of austrian delicacy :idk:

Pony
03-27-2012, 10:42 AM
This little piggy went to market.....

Damn, which piggy gets you out of work??? Aw fuck it.

perrhaps
03-27-2012, 01:07 PM
maybe it's some sort of austrian delicacy :idk:

Filet of sole?

Hal-9000
03-27-2012, 02:08 PM
Filet of sole?

nice :rimshot:

Arkady Renko
03-27-2012, 03:18 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that unless the austrian welfar authority put their foot down, this kind of thing will happen again.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2012, 03:25 PM
can I get a foot long hot dog.. :coat:

Acid Trip
03-27-2012, 03:30 PM
If my job involved getting gang raped by gorillas on viagra, maybe. :lol:

:rofl:

:vuvu:

:rofl: