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Teh One Who Knocks
03-27-2012, 04:35 PM
By the TMZ Staff


http://i.imgur.com/Q30cT.jpg

Octomom is so desperate for money, she did what she swore she would never do -- pose nude for cash.

Nadya Suleman is days away from being homeless ... the house she owns that has been in and out of foreclosure for more than a year will be sold at an auction Thursday ... so Octo needs a new crib for her brood ... stat.

The dilemma -- getting first and last month's rent together, so Octo has gone naked. She posed for the European magazine, "Closer."

Sources tell TMZ ... Octo got $10,000 for the shoot, which is what she needs to rent a new place.

Octo is being very up front now about some misgivings about having 14 kids, saying, "I'm doing that (posing nude) because I need to feed my kids. I need to pay the bills. And I'm still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices."

It's not the first time Octo has been offered cash for skin ... porn giant Vivid Entertainment offered Suleman a $1,000,000 contract back in 2009 ... which she rejected.

Muddy
03-27-2012, 04:42 PM
Alright!! Wheres the pics..! :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-27-2012, 08:11 PM
Alright!! Wheres the pics..! :lol:

:puke:

http://i.imgur.com/8rBoY.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VsEo6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fgyKR.jpg http://i.imgur.com/08Pk0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wox9f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/2doks.jpg http://i.imgur.com/XswW5.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zroRL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/NSHlu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/gctha.jpg http://i.imgur.com/nVmYs.jpg http://i.imgur.com/f6tp4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fIIDs.jpg http://i.imgur.com/30Xcd.jpg

Hugh_Janus
03-27-2012, 08:12 PM
Alright!! Wheres the pics..! :lol:

are you frickin serious? :lol:

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2012, 08:37 PM
are you frickin serious? :lol:

He wants to see what having 8 kids all at once has done to her tube.

Hugh_Janus
03-27-2012, 08:41 PM
I'd hazzard a guess that it made her tube into a tunnel

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2012, 08:44 PM
He wants to see if he can 'head' her.

Hugh_Janus
03-27-2012, 08:45 PM
he'd probably "whole body" her

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2012, 08:47 PM
We'll need to get that extra wide board to tie to his ass so we don't lose him in there.

Hugh_Janus
03-27-2012, 08:56 PM
and give him a handfull of pebbles

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2012, 09:10 PM
They better not be edible pebbles. You never know what scavenging beast might be holed up in there that might eat them up while he's not looking.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2012, 09:16 PM
*ScarHomeless15Minutes80BabiesFap*

Hal-9000
03-27-2012, 10:24 PM
besides the C section(s) scars and the shitty upper boob job scars.....she is a really scary looking wo-man :lol:

deebakes
03-27-2012, 11:24 PM
kinda looks like cher :-k

Hugh_Janus
03-28-2012, 03:31 PM
They better not be edible pebbles. You never know what scavenging beast might be holed up in there that might eat them up while he's not looking.

that's the reason I didn't suggest giving him a slice of bread :slap:

Hugh_Janus
03-28-2012, 03:32 PM
They better not be edible pebbles. You never know what scavenging beast might be holed up in there that might eat them up while he's not looking.

that's the reason I didn't suggest giving him a slice of bread :slap:

redred
03-28-2012, 03:45 PM
whats the black square?

http://i.imgur.com/zroRL.jpg

deebakes
03-29-2012, 12:44 AM
ninth baby nursing :idk:

Loser
03-29-2012, 01:43 AM
Oh what the hell, it's been a while....


:wank:

deebakes
03-29-2012, 01:45 AM
if you need wank material...




























http://i.imgur.com/8qXwQ.jpg

Hal-9000
03-29-2012, 02:32 AM
:lol:

the last two posts are cracking me up...ffs dudes

Loser
03-29-2012, 09:15 PM
if you need wank material...




























http://i.imgur.com/8qXwQ.jpg

That shit is what turns normal people into fkin serial killers :lol:

God that's fked up :facepalm:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-29-2012, 10:48 PM
By Dahvi Shira - People Magazine


Nadya "Octomom" Suelman's nude photo shoot with Britain's Closer magazine came with a price tag – a small one that the mother of 14 is happy to reveal.

"You wanna know how much I got?" Suleman, 36, asks Anderson Cooper on his talk show Anderson airing March 30. "I got $8,000. I have to do what I have to do to take care of my family, and I'm not ashamed. I'm not ashamed at all ... I've never sacrificed my morals and values."

In fact, Suleman says she does not consider the nearly-nude pictures to be racy. "I am covered. I had to think about that. I reflected on that quite a bit before choosing to do it," she tells Cooper. "I discussed it with my children openly."

Still she admits, "I'll be honest, I did it for money."

Suleman says she'd rather pose nude for a magazine than bare it all for a man she isn't seriously dating.

"I do wholeheartedly believe you need to be fully, fully in love with another human being before you give your body to that person," she tells Celebuzz. "I would need to be with someone for years, not months, for something to manifest into anything more. I don't even touch my own darn self unless I'm washing with soap!”

As for her financial situation, Suleman admits to Cooper that she's "struggling" with mortgage payments and has to move because of it, but says she does her best to keep things light at home with her large family.

"I don't feel it's appropriate to burden [the kids] with that kind of stress," she says. "I do my best to have life for them every day as happy as possible. We play, we enjoy the moments we have together and that's all that really matters."

Hal-9000
03-29-2012, 10:59 PM
"Still she admits, "I'll be honest, I did it for money."

durrrhhhhh....most do

Teh One Who Knocks
03-29-2012, 11:00 PM
I didn't :hand:

Hal-9000
03-29-2012, 11:14 PM
:shock:

Playgirl never paid you for that 8 page pictorial in the 70's??

I heard you bumped Burt for the centerfold

Hal-9000
05-08-2012, 09:35 PM
So now Octo-Ovaries has filmed a porno showcasing her rubbing the naughty bits....


I can hardly wait for the 8 headed dildo scene :face:

Richard Cranium
05-08-2012, 09:44 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m349xuwmuj1qlxmdbo1_400.gif

http://i47.tinypic.com/9ql7jl.gif

Hal-9000
05-08-2012, 10:11 PM
:lol:

I'm still going to watch it...

Muddy
05-08-2012, 10:11 PM
ditto

Teh One Who Knocks
05-08-2012, 10:12 PM
:puke:

Hal-9000
05-08-2012, 10:13 PM
:puke:

:hand:

You're going to watch for the wtf-factor, don't lie

Teh One Who Knocks
05-08-2012, 10:15 PM
Fuck no :hand:

I'd rather watch the Hulk Hogan vid

Hal-9000
05-08-2012, 10:32 PM
see ya in the movie review thread




:lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-08-2012, 11:11 PM
It was awesome. She grabbed a toilet plunger and plunged that big ass monkey

Hal-9000
05-08-2012, 11:19 PM
:lol: sweet


oh gawd now I'm imagining the sound

PorkChopSandwiches
05-08-2012, 11:20 PM
Its was very sloppy