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The Monk
03-22-2011, 10:26 AM
You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

Binky
03-22-2011, 12:06 PM
:dance2:
forum = procrastination station

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_68dc2X9bOzA/TLIhpBRGnKI/AAAAAAAACYc/raD4HaMKnUk/s1600/procrastination.png

St. George
03-22-2011, 12:27 PM
you made me chuckle, Binks. :rolleyes:

Godfather
03-22-2011, 05:54 PM
*hold hat over heart*

Sounds about right

Loser
03-22-2011, 07:24 PM
8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

fkin' lool