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Hal-9000
05-09-2012, 07:27 PM
Caretaker licks monkey’s butt for an hour to help it defecate


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Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.

Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.

PorkChopSandwiches
05-09-2012, 07:28 PM
Bwhahahahahahaha WHAT!

Muddy
05-09-2012, 07:28 PM
oh what a nice man! :)

PorkChopSandwiches
05-09-2012, 07:30 PM
http://img.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/china-wuhan-zoo-caretaker-licks-francois-leaf-monkey-butt-to-help-it-defecate-300x447.jpg

Hal-9000
05-09-2012, 07:31 PM
"The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut.."


HOW DID HE KNOW THIS???????? :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-09-2012, 07:32 PM
ancient Chinese secret

Acid Trip
05-09-2012, 07:33 PM
:lolwut:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-09-2012, 07:34 PM
Sent this story to my boss, his reply :lol:


2 things… I could only lick for 40 minutes max, and when my ass is licked I shit AT LEAST 4 peanuts and a grape.

Hal-9000
05-09-2012, 07:38 PM
Sent this story to my boss, his reply :lol:

LOVE your bossman :rofl:

Hugh_Janus
05-09-2012, 07:45 PM
:corn:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-09-2012, 08:04 PM
http://jessebrune.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/peanut-butter-baby.jpg

Muddy
05-09-2012, 08:05 PM
He licked a little too hard...

redred
05-09-2012, 08:05 PM
oh ffs that would be one day you wouldn't want to turn up for work with a hangover:lol:

Hal-9000
05-09-2012, 08:12 PM
I'd be delegating that shit to the new guy :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-09-2012, 08:18 PM
I'd be delegating that shit to the new guy :lol:

Its a delicacy, I always get a side of monkey ass to lick on while I wait for dinner

Hal-9000
05-09-2012, 08:30 PM
Don't laugh...when I was going through a pretty horrible stomach problem I read about a chick who was sick for 3 years...lost her job etc.

One doctor found a method where he fed her feces from a healthy person and it cured her. I did some further checking, yes the procedure has been verified and accredited as a cure :lol:

*it's the healthy good and bad bacteria in the poop that helps the sick person...

PorkChopSandwiches
05-09-2012, 08:34 PM
I call bullshit, or people shit for that matter

Muddy
05-09-2012, 08:59 PM
I call bullshit, or people shit for that matter

There is a procedure but you dont eat it.. They more like implant it from colon to colon.

Hal-9000
05-09-2012, 09:27 PM
I call bullshit, or people shit for that matter

we have a magazine called 'Legion' up here....I'll try to find it and scan it for you.

Muddy is correct for some procedures, in this case it was introduced to her stomach lining, not colon.