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Teh One Who Knocks
05-10-2012, 10:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mlkLf.jpg

:cheers:

Pony
05-11-2012, 12:12 AM
Damn, I'd better watch at least the last few episodes from last season, I don't have a clue where we left off.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2012, 12:15 AM
Last year HBO did a 'refresher' episode that recapped everything before the premiere, hopefully they will do it again this year

Pony
05-11-2012, 01:05 AM
I don't have HBO

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2012, 01:07 AM
I'm sure it can be downrented :razz:

Goofy
05-11-2012, 07:17 AM
I don't have HBO

Me neither but i do have "the internet" :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2012, 10:27 AM
What is this 'internet' you speak of? Sounds like sorcery :-s

Pony
05-11-2012, 10:45 AM
Burn the witch!



I'm sure it can be downrented :razz:

Can I get in trouble for that?

Hal-9000
06-11-2012, 03:05 PM
Gonna cover this because the episode is still fresh....Season 5 bitches :cheerlead:



Tara lives! :lol:

and here comes Russell!!!!! :dance:

DemonGeminiX
06-11-2012, 03:19 PM
Pam said Tara would come back all fucktarded.

Hal-9000
06-11-2012, 03:27 PM
Better than a whole season of whining and complaining about it :lol:

Muddy
06-11-2012, 03:31 PM
Im gonna cancel HBO..

Hal-9000
06-11-2012, 03:43 PM
Netload membership is my HBO...

There's a lot of great shows on Sunday nights

DemonGeminiX
06-11-2012, 03:46 PM
Im gonna cancel HBO..

I cancelled HBO two years ago. I've been downrenting True Blood and Game of Thrones. They're the only two things I ever watched on HBO before I cancelled.

Muddy
06-11-2012, 03:49 PM
HBO is like 10 bucks higher than everyone else for the same movies to be continuously looping.

DemonGeminiX
06-11-2012, 03:59 PM
HBO is like 10 bucks higher than everyone else for the same movies to be continuously looping.

Yeah I know. They're just keep playing the same shit over and over again. Except for the original series, HBO was better back in the 90s.

Hal-9000
06-11-2012, 06:00 PM
I'm not sure who does what...

Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad
True Blood
Mad Men
Walking Dead
Dexter


they all appear on Sundays and HBO I believe....I don't need other channels after these shows..

Teh One Who Knocks
06-12-2012, 01:02 AM
Tara lives! :lol:

:|


Pam said Tara would come back all fucktarded.

she said she might come back all fucktarded, not that she definitely would

Teh One Who Knocks
06-12-2012, 01:04 AM
I'm not sure who does what...

Game of Thrones HBO
Breaking Bad AMC
True Blood HBO
Mad Men AMC I believe
Walking Dead AMC
Dexter Showtime


they all appear on Sundays and HBO I believe....I don't need other channels after these shows..

Added the channels for you for reference

Teh One Who Knocks
06-12-2012, 01:09 AM
Damn Jessica looked hot tonite :homer:

Muddy
06-12-2012, 01:32 AM
Can you post a picture of her hiney?

Pony
06-12-2012, 02:03 AM
After watching I realized how much I've forgotten. Might have to do a season 4 marathon to get back up to speed.

Hal-9000
06-12-2012, 05:32 AM
Added the channels for you for reference


:oops: I haven't read a TV guide for years...thanks


if the net ever dies, I go along with it :lol:

Hal-9000
06-12-2012, 05:35 AM
:|



she said she might come back all fucktarded, not that she definitely would


She's either going to become a really badass vampire, maybe killing other vamps or she's gonna piss & moan for 10 episodes :lol:

I don't like her much either (that comes from hanging around with you!)

Hal-9000
06-12-2012, 05:43 AM
After watching I realized how much I've forgotten. Might have to do a season 4 marathon to get back up to speed.

I picked up the season 4 finale and the little recap before the recent episode showed pretty much all of it.

It was a season full of witchcraft and possession...Marnie the old fugly southern witch getting possessed by the 400 year old witch...vampires getting cursed...Eric getting his mind blanked and Pam getting the rotting skin curse :lol:

Lafatte getting possessed by just about anyone walking by at the time...


I'm like one net critic - keep the nasty vamps, keep the nasty werewolves, tone down the witchcraft, get rid of the were-panthers, were-cougars, were-oxen, were-ducks, were-whatevers....and lay off the fairy shit :x




*season 4 finale had Pam's wonderful rant - Fuck Sookie and her fairy vagina! :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-12-2012, 11:21 AM
What about were-yaks? :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
06-12-2012, 12:41 PM
She's either going to become a really badass vampire, maybe killing other vamps or she's gonna piss & moan for 10 episodes :lol:

I don't like her much either (that comes from hanging around with you!)

I'm not the only one that hates her though :lol:

From the comments at an entertainment site that recapped the episode:


Solid debut I thought. Really wish Tara would fucking die already. Can't wait to see that crazy bastard Russell again, his scenes a couple seasons back were fantastic.


This Tara storyline is going to be awful.


I am incredibly pissed that they kept Tara alive

I've hated that bitch since season 1, I really wish they'd just ditch her.


Hopefully someone goes outside digs up tara, and drives a stake through her before she wakes up as a vampire.

:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-12-2012, 03:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZDI3Yh.jpg

Hal-9000
06-12-2012, 03:49 PM
I'm not the only one that hates her though :lol:

From the comments at an entertainment site that recapped the episode:









:lol:


:lol:

Goofy
06-12-2012, 07:40 PM
Damn Jessica looked hot tonite :homer:

So did the new girl, Eric's "sister" :homer:


Can't wait to see Russell back in action, he's quality :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-18-2012, 11:38 AM
This Tara storyline is going to be awful.

This guy nailed it :|

Hal-9000
06-19-2012, 04:46 PM
So did the new girl, Eric's "sister" :homer:


Can't wait to see Russell back in action, he's quality :lol:

Russell smiling at the end was great :lol:




and HULLLOOOOOO? When you're in the cells with the UV tanning lights on the roof....GET UNDER THE BED YOU MOOKS! :lol:

Acid Trip
06-19-2012, 08:51 PM
There are way too many story lines going on right now. I knew they were going to steer away from the books but this is insane.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-25-2012, 09:05 PM
Once again the stupid writers are trying to get all our hopes up that Tara will finally fucking die, but I just know that Pam will end up saving her in the next episode :|

Hal-9000
06-26-2012, 06:56 PM
Black vampire jumps into a tanning bed to die...there's some irony in there somewhere :lol:


if UV rays will hurt vamps, I'm making a vest out of UV bulbs and a gun that shoots lit UV bulbs :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
06-26-2012, 06:57 PM
Jessica gets hotter every episode...when she was smelling that fairy guy she was pretty much gushing :shifty:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2012, 11:53 AM
If you’re not into vampires,
If they shot half your brain,
If you like making love at or in a cemetery

:lol:

Hal-9000
07-03-2012, 05:48 PM
:lol: Snookie's Pina Colada song was great

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2012, 05:50 PM
I am already sick of the 'Tara Is a Vampire' story line :|

Hal-9000
07-03-2012, 05:51 PM
Kinda weird that Eric released Pam...and yes it looks like Pam is going to warm up to having a progeny



I don't know....Tara seems more badass, hopefully her and Pam become a super duo of nasty vamp bitchez

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2012, 05:55 PM
I hope Tara trips and falls on a wooden stake and fucking dies :x

Hal-9000
07-03-2012, 06:15 PM
I did like Sookie's realization that everywhere she goes, people die because of her



:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2012, 06:16 PM
I'm not too crazy about Lafayette turning into Evil Demon Guy when he gets mad

Hal-9000
07-03-2012, 06:18 PM
Yeah he gets possessed when a slight breeze blows by ffs....


I do like the Bill and Eric team hunting Russell, they seem to work well together

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2012, 06:19 PM
Yeah, I like the Bill and Eric team too :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2012, 06:20 PM
I'm glad they offed the kid vampire, he was useless and obnoxious

Hal-9000
07-03-2012, 06:23 PM
I like the Sanguinistas sect and their beliefs......humans are just food and vampires are made in God's image :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2012, 06:25 PM
Yeah, that's a cool story line too :thumbsup:

I'm not crazy about the whole Afghanistan flashback crap going on with what's-his-name and his army buddy that showed up

Hal-9000
07-03-2012, 06:26 PM
Terry...

yeah nothing supernatural about that, just a crappy event causing PTSD

Goofy
07-05-2012, 05:47 PM
I'm glad they offed the kid vampire, he was useless and obnoxious

Damn right :lol:

Still no sign of Russell though :sad2:

Hal-9000
07-05-2012, 05:55 PM
Damn right :lol:

Still no sign of Russell though :sad2:

I saw him on another show and he was playing a serious part....didn't know it was the same guy until he smiled :lol:

Goofy
07-05-2012, 06:08 PM
I saw him on another show and he was playing a serious part....didn't know it was the same guy until he smiled :lol:

:lol: Jessica was in a film i watched a week or two ago......... i have no idea what her real name is though, too lazy to google :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-05-2012, 06:12 PM
:lol: Jessica was in a film i watched a week or two ago......... i have no idea what her real name is though, too lazy to google :lol:

Deborah Ann Woll

Hal-9000
07-05-2012, 06:24 PM
she's been ultra hot lately....when she was gushing over the fairy-guy, I got a total fang hardon :oops:

Goofy
07-05-2012, 06:46 PM
Deborah Ann Woll

Like i'm gonna remember that :hand: She should change her name to Redheadvamp McSexy :tup:

Hal-9000
07-05-2012, 06:48 PM
Jason Stackhouse's Cumdumpster :lol:

Goofy
07-05-2012, 06:50 PM
He's a jammy bastard, he's fucked every hot girl on the show :lol:

Hal-9000
07-05-2012, 06:52 PM
Have you slept with Every woman in Bon Temps Jason???



Jason - :-s uh yeah, I think so




:lol:

Goofy
07-05-2012, 06:59 PM
Yeah, class :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-09-2012, 01:59 AM
Dammit, it was beginning to really piss me off because Eric's sister Nora looks so damn familiar and then finally I saw her name in the opening credits and I know where I saw her before. she was Marian in the BBC series Robin Hood.

Hal-9000
07-09-2012, 01:49 PM
Dammit, it was beginning to really piss me off because Eric's sister Nora looks so damn familiar and then finally I saw her name in the opening credits and I know where I saw her before. she was Marian in the BBC series Robin Hood.

Slimmed down quite a bit too :thumbsup:


So who's the Sanguinista girl that freed Russell? Is is her?

Hal-9000
07-09-2012, 01:50 PM
Jason's dream :lol:




*on the phone*

What year is it, tell me what year :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-09-2012, 01:50 PM
I think it's all a ruse, they want us to think it's Nora, but I think it's that other chick that actually is the one that freed Russell.



And a smoke monster? Really? :|

Teh One Who Knocks
07-09-2012, 01:50 PM
Jason's dream :lol:




*on the phone*

What year is it, tell me what year :lol:

:lol:

Hal-9000
07-09-2012, 01:53 PM
I think it's all a ruse, they want us to think it's Nora, but I think it's that other chick that actually is the one that freed Russell.



And a smoke monster? Really? :|

Yes I agree, it's the top vamp chick who freed Russell I think...

and yes, Terry's PTSD incident has now officially jumped the shark.

There may be one saving grace...a few shifters got shot so maybe they'll get eliminated from the show altogether. Too cute for me :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-09-2012, 01:55 PM
You think both Sam and Luna are dead?

Hal-9000
07-09-2012, 01:58 PM
Not Sam, possibly Luna :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
07-09-2012, 01:59 PM
Good effect with the little girl changing into a puppy on the run :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-09-2012, 02:00 PM
I'm hoping that Jessica kills Tara for feeding on Hoyt so that we can be done with her :pray:


Tara is just as annoying as a vamp as she was as a human :|

Hal-9000
07-09-2012, 02:03 PM
I'm kinda liking where they're going with her

the scene with Jessica telling her how great it is to feed on humans and Tara agreeing was interesting...

Teh One Who Knocks
07-09-2012, 02:06 PM
So I'm confused, are Eric and Bill supposed to die no matter what at dawn, or can they still get their iStakes turned off if they produce Russell? :-k

And who do you think is in the group killing the Shifters? :-k



Andy talking to Jason: I fucked a fairy? :shock:

:lol:

Hal-9000
07-09-2012, 02:08 PM
iStakes :lol:

I think the deal was they live if they can get Russell...


For the shifter-shooters I'm saying werewolves...friends of that head guy Alcide killed.

Muddy
07-13-2012, 02:26 AM
I watched this last night..

Teh One Who Knocks
07-18-2012, 01:59 PM
Not Sam, possibly Luna :thumbsup:

They both survived :cheers:

Hal-9000
07-18-2012, 04:37 PM
did you see Alcide shirtless, Christ is that dude built...


what a dreamy hunk :)

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 02:50 PM
Salome: Join us

Eric: Never, you Bible-banging cunts


:lol:

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 04:32 AM
Jason : So if you could put it in terms a laid man can understand, I'd appreciate it.

:lol:

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 04:34 AM
Eric on drinking Lilith's blood : We're vampires...it's not going to do anything.


Next scene he's ripped out of his gourd, walking down the street with his hand in the air :lol:

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 04:36 AM
Russell joining in on You Light Up My Life

:lol: damn I love that guy

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 04:37 AM
Tara as a hard bodied stripper wasn't too bad..

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 04:37 AM
Lilith had some great vampire nipples on her.. :shifty:

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 04:41 AM
The whole episode was full of win for me...Sam rolling around picking up the scent, Hoyt joining the hate club, Jason shooting Jessica in the head, Lafayette getting his lips sewn shut, Sookie trying to loose her fairy powers...it was pretty hardcore.

Russell taking that old Swedish vamp's head off mid sentence was excellent :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 10:36 AM
Tara as a hard bodied stripper wasn't too bad..

It sucked. She's useless. Die already bitch! :x

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 01:56 PM
Sookie trying to lose her fairy powers...


:doh:


what am I, one of those youtube posters?? :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 01:57 PM
You're a loost cause Hal :hand:


:lol:

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 02:01 PM
I'm a looser :sad2:

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 02:02 PM
Gotta love Russell's pompadour Elvis hairstyle....I crack up every time he comes on screen :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 07:08 PM
Do you think Bill has really been taken in by the Cult of Lilith or is he plotting something that he is keeping to himself? :-k

Good to see that the vision from Godrick brought Eric to his senses

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:13 PM
Yeah it was cool how Eric is being the voice of reason :thumbsup: What was his line...'Yes, we were stoned out of our gourds' when someone referred to Lilith's blood :lol:

I suspect like you...Bill is only pretending I think..

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 07:20 PM
Russell was hilarious at the very beginning....what was all he said...Praise Lilith, praise Jesus, praise Moses's cock!

:lol:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:21 PM
:lol: yes


I love that man and his pompadour hairstyle

Pony
08-02-2012, 09:25 PM
Do you think Bill has really been taken in by the Cult of Lilith or is he plotting something that he is keeping to himself? :-k

Good to see that the vision from Godrick brought Eric to his senses

Yea, I think he's playing along.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2012, 09:29 PM
The only thing that makes me wonder if he's playing along is, his suggestion to the group to blow up the Tru Blood manufacturing plants. :-k

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 09:38 PM
The only thing that makes me wonder if he's playing along is, his suggestion to the group to blow up the Tru Blood manufacturing plants. :-k

I got the sense that may be part of his plan...let them think one thing and then do something else...

Teh One Who Knocks
08-07-2012, 06:21 PM
I don't think Bill is acting anymore, I think he's gone full on crazy and went over to the dark side :(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-07-2012, 06:40 PM
Lafayette: Dead folk, why you gotta be all cryptic? It ain’t cute.


:lol:

Hugh_Janus
08-07-2012, 06:42 PM
quick question, does jessica get her juggs our?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-07-2012, 06:43 PM
quick question, does jessica get her juggs our?

Nope

Hugh_Janus
08-07-2012, 06:45 PM
that's gay :sad2:

Hal-9000
08-07-2012, 10:01 PM
I don't think Bill is acting anymore, I think he's gone full on crazy and went over to the dark side :(

Agreed but I'm not sure it's crazy. It may be more that he knows it's better to swim with the fish than be the fish food...

or who knows, he may surprise us yet :shifty:

Hal-9000
08-07-2012, 10:03 PM
Lafayette: Dead folk, why you gotta be all cryptic? It ain’t cute.


:lol:

It was good but I'm getting tired of him being possessed by anything that walks by....


Did you happen to catch that scene with him and Sookie looking in the mirror and he comments on how good looking his make up was? He was waaay better looking than Anna Paquin, she's starting to look rough :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-07-2012, 10:05 PM
Yeah, the medium thing is getting a little played out :wha:

Also glad to see the stupid smoke monster storyline resolved finally

Hal-9000
08-07-2012, 10:06 PM
I've watched 3 shows now where they have vampires, werewolves and witches.


Seems like True Blood is trying to amp up the count by having everything supernatural that they can jam in...

Teh One Who Knocks
08-07-2012, 10:08 PM
Should be interesting next week when Sam and Luna realize that Russell gave Emma to the gay preacher vampire

Hal-9000
08-07-2012, 10:32 PM
The gay preacher and Russell make such a good duo :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-07-2012, 10:35 PM
The gay preacher and Russell make such a good duo :lol:

Do you think it's love? :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-07-2012, 10:35 PM
And they sent in a new sheriff to take Eric's place? :shock:

Never! :x

Hal-9000
08-07-2012, 10:40 PM
Do you think it's love? :lol:

They almost hit ghey territory last episode, got a little too close for comfort...


the guy who plays the preacher cracks me up....all I have to do is look at the actor and his shit eating grin :lol:

Hal-9000
08-07-2012, 10:41 PM
And they sent in a new sheriff to take Eric's place? :shock:

Never! :x

Yeah wtf was that about?

A cast of 23 isn't enough????

Hal-9000
08-07-2012, 10:42 PM
You know I love moments in TV shows....one quick one that happened a couple of episodes ago was cool.

They were trapping Russell with that net and the strobes were going off.....He hissed and put both his hands up like Nosferatu, I thought it was great.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-07-2012, 10:46 PM
Yeah, that was a cool scene :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-07-2012, 10:47 PM
And BTW, I still find Tara completely fucking annoying :|

Hal-9000
08-08-2012, 12:12 AM
I like her a lot more now than any previous seasons..


to Pam : Suck it vampire Barbie! :x

:lol:

Hal-9000
08-08-2012, 01:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jv15h.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
08-08-2012, 01:17 AM
:facepalm:

Goofy
08-16-2012, 11:22 PM
This weeks episode was class, Russell is about to kick some candy ass :cheerlead:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-17-2012, 10:43 AM
I iked it right from the very beginning....Sookie had that coroner vampire feeding on her leg, she stakes him with the chop sticks then looks at the mess and yells "FUCK!" :x


:lol:

Goofy
08-17-2012, 11:26 AM
Yeah, it was a good episode right enough :lol: Can't be many left in this season though :( Then it'll likely be a few months wait for The Walking Dead :sad:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2012, 01:02 PM
Is Bill gonna snap out of the religious funk he's under? :wha:

And I wonder who Lilith is really? She's playing all the chancellors against each other, but to what end? :-k

Hal-9000
08-24-2012, 04:43 PM
Bill is gone...and only Sookie can bring him back to Earth...


Lilith is going to be some demon or devil methinks

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2012, 04:45 PM
She definitely can't be the vampire God that they all think she is, can she? If she was, she certainly wouldn't have all the vamps fighting amongst themselves like this?

Hal-9000
08-24-2012, 04:48 PM
Something about her blood that Eric picked up on. It's getting them stoned and screwing with their faculties...

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2012, 04:51 PM
But Pam mentioned something about that when she was talking to Jessica...she said when vamps live together in close quarters like that and start drinking each others blood, they start to go psycho.

Hal-9000
08-24-2012, 05:21 PM
Not sure...


the scene with Russell when he found the fairies was excellent....his expressions - Thank you fucking merciful Christ.......:lol:

he was in rapture

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2012, 05:28 PM
Yeah, I dunno, I'm kinda over the whole Fairy story line after last night. They all just stand around looking stupid while Russell drains their elder? Really? :-s

Yeah, okay, I definitely don't want them in my corner in a fight.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2012, 05:28 PM
I liked the scene where Alcide was fighting the baby vamps. He shoots one of them and the other says, "When we die, we're goo?" :shock:

:lol:

Hal-9000
08-24-2012, 05:37 PM
Yeah, I dunno, I'm kinda over the whole Fairy story line after last night. They all just stand around looking stupid while Russell drains their elder? Really? :-s

Yeah, okay, I definitely don't want them in my corner in a fight.

Russell was like a fox in the henhouse :lol: I loved his lines...almost sexual.....

Hal-9000
08-24-2012, 05:37 PM
I liked the scene where Alcide was fighting the baby vamps. He shoots one of them and the other says, "When we die, we're goo?" :shock:

:lol:

:lol: baby vamps

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2012, 05:40 PM
:lol: baby vamps

That's what Pam called them! :lol:

Hal-9000
08-24-2012, 05:52 PM
Pam is like Russell...I can hardly wait to hear what they'll say every episode.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2012, 02:02 PM
It was awesome to see Eric give Russell the true death :cheers:

"That felt better than I thought it would"

:lol:


And so is Bill now Lillith? :-k

Pony
08-28-2012, 04:08 PM
I think Bill maybe has all of Lilliths powers? Vampire god etc. Great last episode! :tup:

Acid Trip
08-28-2012, 04:13 PM
But Pam mentioned something about that when she was talking to Jessica...she said when vamps live together in close quarters like that and start drinking each others blood, they start to go psycho.

Exactly, they called it the "Hive Mind".

I wish Godric would come back and really straighten things out. Sucks that the coolest vampire died so early on.

Hal-9000
08-28-2012, 05:24 PM
Russell is NOT dead

:sad2:


It was such a quick scene at the beginning of the episode I had to rewind to be sure it happened so fast....



c'mon Russell goo...start reforming and moving around and coming back together...you're over 2000 years old ffs :(

Hal-9000
08-20-2013, 10:15 PM
I was disappointed with the season finale....except for one scene with Eric Northman reading on a mountain top :lol: damn I loved that...

Teh One Who Knocks
09-03-2013, 07:42 PM
I still haven't seen this season yet (it's all on my TiVo), but just saw a story that next season will be the last for True Blood

http://www.justjared.com/2013/09/03/true-blood-set-to-end-run-in-2014/

Hal-9000
09-03-2013, 07:47 PM
I wasn't enthralled with the season or the finale...still, an average episode of True Blood is usually better than most shows on TV...

Eric Northman had some epic lines etc.......:lol: