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Richard Cranium
05-16-2012, 11:50 PM
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BOSTON (CBS) – You can now buy the scent of saw dust or freshly mowed grass, thanks to Yankee Candle.

The South Deerfield company is coming out with what it calls Man Candles.

A press release describes them as “a line of scents inspired by and created uniquely for men” and “now all rooms in the home can have an attractive scent, even the basement, garage, man cave or an entire bachelor pad.”

There are four scents.

Here’s how Yankee Candle describes them:

Man Town

“Escape to the man cave with this masculine blend of spices, woods and musk.”

First Down

“This combination of orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather is as exciting as game day.”

Riding Mower

“Hot sun. Cool breeze. And the intensely summery scent of freshly cut grass.”

2 x 4

“The warm, unmistakable scent of freshly planed wood and sawdust evokes a sense of confidence and quality.”

Shady
05-17-2012, 12:07 AM
I would have laughed if they made one that was the smell of a locker room and hockey pads.

Muddy
05-17-2012, 12:48 AM
Sounds like a bunch of fag wet dreams.. Musk?

DemonGeminiX
05-17-2012, 01:33 AM
Sounds like a bunch of fag wet dreams.. Musk?

:-k

So how many did you order?

Muddy
05-17-2012, 01:37 AM
One for each of us daddy.

DemonGeminiX
05-17-2012, 01:49 AM
:nono:

That's Big Daddy to you.

Muddy
05-17-2012, 01:53 AM
I got you the neck sweat and motor oil stink...

DemonGeminiX
05-17-2012, 01:57 AM
Neck sweat... :lol:

Hal-9000
05-17-2012, 02:30 AM
I kinda like the smell of freshly cut grass and just sawed wood :oops:


seriously..






all that musk and patchouli and potpourri crap can go away tho :lol:

Richard Cranium
05-17-2012, 02:32 AM
"Beer and chicken wing farts"

Godfather
05-17-2012, 04:07 AM
Like... for this dude?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewWVz3Y-m5A

Joebob034
05-18-2012, 03:40 AM
are they made from man wax?

Hal-9000
05-18-2012, 06:00 PM
Foreskin cheddar :thumbsup: