Katie Price - candids outside the Balans Restaurant and Mahiki Night Club in London (March 23rd, 2011)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Foxdana]

She doesn't get any better! What a skank!

[St. George]

I just don't understand why anyone gets involved with her now. Well, alright maybe I can guess. I have seen her sextape(s) but she can't be that good a shag.

No idea who the bloke is but obviously some shedhead who wants his 15 mins.

[beowulf]

you would need to tie a plank across your arse to stop from falling in....................must look like a hippo's yawn

[St. George]

I bet it stretches a yard before it takes an inch now.

[redred]

Well, alright maybe I can guess. I have seen her sextape(s) but she can't be that good a shag..

which one was that the one with dane bowers in i've seen more life in a flat tyre

[beowulf]

more rogers than a police walkie talkie

[beowulf]

here we go.....the new batch :lol:


Apparently Katie Price has had a letterbox transplanted to her crotch, its for all her incoming male

[beowulf]

Jordan has said "If they ever make a movie of my life, then I'd like it to be played by Juila Roberts."

"Great choice Katie, she did carry off the part of a prostitute very well in Pretty Woman?"

[beowulf]

Whats 10 foot wide, 3 foot deep and been shot over more times than the afgan desert?

Jordans cunt.

[beowulf]

What's the difference between Katie Price and a cunt?

Very little.......apart from the cunt has more taste

[beowulf]

Katie Price has been quoted as saying: "My death might be a Diana moment"

Yeah, we all wish it had happened in 1997 too.

[beowulf]

Nice to see Jordan at Cheltenham racing today. She said she's winning, no surprise there though, she's had more mounts than all the jockeys.

[beowulf]

I lost my arm in a terrible accident last night.


I got drunk and had foreplay with Katie Price.

[beowulf]

I asked my mate how much he reckons Nelsons Column is worth.

"You can't put a price on that", he replied...

Which is odd, because I'm pretty sure she could take the girth.

[beowulf]

Have just realised that Katie Price is like a Vauxhall Corsa. Claims excellent performance while being a load of shite and also has a remarkably spacious interior. Like a Corsa, Katie can comfortably accommodate 5 inside at once.

[beowulf]

Apparently Katie Price's new man has the same watch as Alex Reid.

Isn't it obvious, she's had so many men in her bedroom it has it's own lost property department.

[beowulf]

BBC News: Two dogs sent to help in investigation of destroyed areas in Japan.

I think to myself "Why the fuck are they sending Jordan and Paris Hilton in? They're useless bitches.".

[beowulf]

Yahoo News: Dog rides scooter like human.

Is there no end to Jordan's talents?

[beowulf]

Nike have just announced that they are to rebrand Air Jordans for Katie Price due to the amount of time her feet are in the air.

[beowulf]

What does having oral sex with Jordan and getting in a knife fight have in common?

Either way you get a nasty gash on your face

[beowulf]

There are 206 bones in the human body.

This can rise to 209 on a regular basis if your name is Jordan.

[beowulf]

I was going to write a joke about Katie Price's orifices.

But they've all been done.

[beowulf]

Headline from farmers weekly: Hunt widens for 'Essex prize cock'

I thought it was a misprint of a Katie Price story

[beowulf]

Sky news
"Amir khan is in for his biggest fight yet"
After fingering jordan he has to retrieve his watch.

[beowulf]

Rumours are rife that there building a new euro tunnel.

Supposedly been modelled on jordans pink horsebox.

And not the one she drives about in.

[beowulf]

Recently I've been suffering extreme nausea, cold sweats and what I think is permanent erectile dysfunction. Why the fuck did I have to go and google 'Jordan sex tape'?

[beowulf]

Katie Price seriously wants to make a film about her life?

Well, I'll save you all the ninety minutes and you can watch me repeatedly throw a sausage in a wheelie bin instead.

[beowulf]

News flash from the middle east, 10,000 Egyptian troops have entered Jordan.
She says that she is a little bit sore, but coping well!

[beowulf]

Jordan is set for Hollywood as there are talks of a movie about her life being made.
They have asked the 2 porn actresses in 2 girls 1 cup if they would play the part but they turned it down saying it would be too degrading.

[beowulf]

on the news earlier.... Jordan's King has sacked the Jordan Prime Minister.

Fuck, I knew she had a bucket, but it's big enough for its own government and monarchy???

[beowulf]

Katie Price says Alex Reid was "Fame Hungry"

Meanwhile all around the world millions of Pots are accused of racist comments towards kettles.

[beowulf]

Katie Price and Amir Khan 'Close'
Alex Reid heard that Khan fingered Katie.
He said to Khan, "Okay, the gloves are off."
Khan said, "No they weren't."

[beowulf]

Jordan says, "I'm devastated, Alex has left a gaping hole in my life."

Come off it, Katie, that's been there since your early teens.

[beowulf]

Was reading up on the recent Japanese earthquake and the movement of tectonic plates in that area.

Apparently it's now official that the crack that opened was the longest and deepest seen since Jordan last spread her legs.

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

what is it with you Brits and all the hate for this nice girl?

I think she's damn hot and would love a go at that :thumbsup:

[beowulf]

:lol:

I think she's damn hot and would love a go at that :thumbsup:

make sure you wear adequate protection.................................and get decontaminated afterwards!!!!

http://i55.tinypic.com/2ish0qv.jpg

[Foxdana]

Katie Price seriously wants to make a film about her life?

Well, I'll save you all the ninety minutes and you can watch me repeatedly throw a sausage in a wheelie bin instead.

:lmao:!!!

[Hal-9000]

like throwin a rope out a window in a rainstorm? :lol:


I ain't afraid, I'm going in..

[beowulf]

I ain't afraid, I'm going in..


we will tie a rope round one of your legs so we can pull you out of the dark hole...:lol:

[Hal-9000]

we will tie a rope round one of your legs so we can pull you out of the dark hole...:lol:

I'll just fake her out and use a very large dildo while I'm on top of her....then, I'll get up and walk away leaving it in there.. :lol:

[beowulf]

I'll just fake her out and use a very large dildo while I'm on top of her....then, I'll get up and walk away leaving it in there.. :lol:

shes not happy with the rise in fuel prices..............it now costs an extra £10 to fill up her vibrator with petrol

[St. George]

Katie Price seriously wants to make a film about her life?

Well, I'll save you all the ninety minutes and you can watch me repeatedly throw a sausage in a wheelie bin instead.

All made me smile but this one made me LOL.

Cheers Beo.

And Red, one of them was with Dane Bowers. She got more hot sorting herself out than she did when he arrived. S'pose pretty typical of the self obsessed, spoiled selfish bitch she's proven herself to be over the years.