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Teh One Who Knocks
05-22-2012, 05:52 PM
WZVN-TV Channel 7


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A 45-year-old Fort Myers woman was arrested on Friday after allegedly lighting a couch on fire and causing significant damage to her apartment building.

Officers with the Fort Myers Police Department arrived at the apartments on DeSoto Avenue and found the fire department attempting to put out a fire in apartment unit #2.

A man, identified as 52-year-old Billy Ray Taylor, stated that he lived inside unit #2 but that he was not home at the time the fire started and he was unsure how it began. Taylor told officers that he lives with 45-year-old Jill Samantha Wooten, who was also standing outside the apartments.

Wooten was observed kicking and spitting at Taylor when he attempted to speak to her. When officers questioned Wooten about the fire, she said she was tired of the couch because it was dirty and smelled of urine, so she set it on fire.

Wooten told officers that she dragged the couch outside of the apartment, poured lighter fluid on it, and lit it on fire.

The fire spread to the structure and damaged the exterior and interior of unit #2, causing the unit to later be determined uninhabitable. It also damaged the roof of the building.

Wooten was arrested and charged with arson and domestic battery.

Hal-9000
05-22-2012, 06:04 PM
"she said she was tired of the couch because it was dirty and smelled of urine, so she set it on fire."

I do that with my old cars :thumbsup:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-22-2012, 06:29 PM
When my balls get like that I do the same thing

Hal-9000
05-22-2012, 06:32 PM
You ever shaved just one half of you balls Porky?


do it! The shaved side grows in really curly and tight, like a fro :thumbsup:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-22-2012, 06:36 PM
I leave a strip up the middle like a mohawk

Hal-9000
05-22-2012, 06:37 PM
I braid my taint and hang beads....chicks dig the chaka-chaka-laka sound

Richard Cranium
05-22-2012, 08:10 PM
yous guys are awesomes :headbang:

Hal-9000
05-22-2012, 08:30 PM
*gets RC shaved into scrotal sack*

Loser
05-23-2012, 04:03 AM
Am I the only one that read this as cooch? :-k

RBP
05-23-2012, 04:20 AM
Am I the only one that read this as cooch? :-k

Yes, you illiterate fuck.












:dance:

Loser
05-23-2012, 05:20 AM
Don't make me kick you in yours.... :x

RBP
05-23-2012, 05:29 AM
:P

DemonGeminiX
05-23-2012, 05:58 AM
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