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Teh One Who Knocks
05-30-2012, 11:18 PM
By Radar Staff


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A man, who holds the Guinness World Record for being the most litigious person in history, has filed court docs asserting that he has made two sex tapes with Kim Kardashian and that he lost his virginity to the reality star on an airplane while the duo were allegedly going on a trip together to Armenia, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Jonathan Lee Riches, a felon convicted for fraud who has filed more than 2,600 lawsuits since 2006, submitted a motion to be added as a plaintiff in Kardashian's lawsuit against The Gap and Old Navy. Kardashian is suing Old Navy, which is owned by the same company as The Gap, for using a look alike in their ads without her permission.

"I have been in an intimate relationship with Kim Kardashian since 2001. I lost my virginity to Kim Kardashian on a Virgin Air Flight en route to the Armenian Hilton Hotel. I spent 125 months in federal prison for credit card fraud and identity theft and Kim Kardashian forced me to do fraud crimes to finance her lavish lifestyle and bankroll her career...I borrowed Ray J's camcorder and me and Kim Kardashian made 2 sex tapes with her in Gap clothing. I have those 2 tapes and all the photographs secretly saved at a YMCA gym locker in Philadelphia to show as evidence," Riches says in the motion.

Riches goes on to say that "Kardashian is now threatening my life since I got released from prison on 4/30/12, telling me if I expose our relationship that she is going to get her sister Khloé's husband, Lamar Odom's basketball buddies to come hunt me down and stuff basketballs in my throat to shut me up. Im so scared, Im whistleblowing now, because Kim Kardashian should of went to prison for my crimes, I did it all for her."

The crook's motion was formally denied by the judge handling the case. There is no evidence that Kardashian and Riches have ever even met. Riches has previously filed lawsuits against Martha Stewart, Britney Spears, President George W. Bush, Jeff Gordon and Somali pirates.

Hal-9000
06-01-2012, 06:02 PM
that's 433 lawsuits per year, more than 1 per day...


he needs to be silenced

PorkChopSandwiches
06-01-2012, 06:12 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
06-01-2012, 06:31 PM
Did you read all of his claims? :lol:

That guy is the head engineer on the crazy train..

Acid Trip
06-01-2012, 08:11 PM
:rofl:

This guy is full of awesomeness.

Noilly Pratt
06-02-2012, 03:40 PM
me and Kim Kardashian made 2 sex tapes with her in Gap clothing

The Gap???

Victoria's Secret, or Fredericks of Hollywood maybe, but the Gap? Isn't that like saying "oh god baby that Sears pantsuit is driving me wild!" ?