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Richard Cranium
05-30-2012, 11:49 PM
Last place out of 36 countries? That would be embarrassing if I was a Canadian dude... No wonder its so easy to get laid when I visit.. :wavey:



Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, at least for Canadian women, says a new study that found the fairer sex are simply “making do” with mediocre sex.

The survey, commissioned by condom maker Durex, talked to 29, 000 women in 36 countries and found only 31 per cent of Canadian women regularly have an orgasm. Surprisingly, 69 per cent of women claimed to be sexually satisfied. Compare this to a whopping 84 per cent of men who claim satisfaction and it appears men and women really are from different worlds.

More than 1,000 Canadians took part in the survey. It found 66 per cent of Canadians claim some sexual satisfaction, while 46 per cent were fully satisfied.

Sarah Forbes-Roberts, co-owner of a Toronto sex shop called Come As You Are, is not surprised that women are as “satisfied” as their partners.

“Generally (with) men from an early age, masturbation is out in the open and there’s less of a need to explore,” she said. “With women it may take longer to orgasm or they don’t know how to, so it’s hard.”

She suggests couples try the “traffic light” method to improve their sex lives. Divide sex acts into three categories: Green light (things both individuals are comfortable doing); yellow light (acts both are comfortable with at least trying) and red light (things one partner simply won’t do).

The survey also found the most satisfied lovers in the world are in South America (72 per cent), slightly ahead of those from Europe (71 per cent), Australasia and North America (both 68 per cent), and Asia (67 per cent).

Muddy
05-31-2012, 12:17 AM
You pack of liberal homos...

Southern Belle
05-31-2012, 01:07 AM
I'd be too cold to want to have sex up there. Just saying...

Godfather
05-31-2012, 01:11 AM
I'd be too cold to want to have sex up there. Just saying...

Cold = cuddling = more sex ;)

Godfather
05-31-2012, 01:13 AM
Canadian women are just a pain in the ass.

Southern Belle
05-31-2012, 01:16 AM
Some guys I've worked with said the women up there got offended when they (they guys) called them (the Canadian women) ma'am. Being southern, it's just they way they're brought up as good manners. Women here appreciate being called ma'am. But it's a different culture.

Godfather
05-31-2012, 01:21 AM
They're probably ugly. Semi-Attractive foreigners clean up in every country with their quirks and home-grown vernacular. That's the greatest part about globalism :lol:

Southern Belle
05-31-2012, 01:24 AM
Aww yeah!

PorkChopSandwiches
05-31-2012, 02:00 AM
I think Hal would beg to differ

Richard Cranium
05-31-2012, 02:18 AM
I think Hal would beg to differ

Yeah, denial is the 1st of the 5 stages of dealing with grief,

followed by anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. :mrgreen:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-31-2012, 02:49 AM
Don't forget cry fapping

deebakes
05-31-2012, 03:01 AM
:sad:
:uwank:

Hal-9000
05-31-2012, 05:38 PM
"It found 66 per cent of Canadians claim some sexual satisfaction, while 46 per cent were fully satisfied."

Ok...so 112% of people are at least somewhat satisfied. I'm not trusting the info in this survey for some reason :lol:


and to address the comments about Canuck women not being satisfied by their men, I have a joke...









What's the best way to make a woman orgasm?
who cares! :dance:

Hal-9000
05-31-2012, 05:46 PM
seriously....Canadian women are some of the hottest in the world. I've always found them open (and willing) about sex :lol:

Keep in mind I don't have much to compare them too....I'm certainly not some international stud who beds women from 10 different countries.

My sister billets young hockey players from the States...most of the dudes say that our girls are very accommodating, compared to their American counterparts. These guys are hockey gronks (and quite good at the sport) so I imagine that has something to with their Canadian groupy fanbase when they come up here :lol:

Muddy
05-31-2012, 06:02 PM
blah blabh blabbble blah blah blah

:lol:

Acid Trip
05-31-2012, 06:43 PM
seriously....Canadian women are some of the hottest in the world. I've always found them open (and willing) about sex :lol:

Keep in mind I don't have much to compare them too....I'm certainly not some international stud who beds women from 10 different countries.

My sister billets young hockey players from the States...most of the dudes say that our girls are very accommodating, compared to their American counterparts. These guys are hockey gronks (and quite good at the sport) so I imagine that has something to with their Canadian groupy fanbase when they come up here :lol:

They are open and willing because they've gone unsatisfied for so long :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
05-31-2012, 07:17 PM
:lol:

blabble?

suck my dick :lol:

Muddy
05-31-2012, 07:20 PM
blabble?

suck my dick :lol:

Try and focus on the women.. I think this could be where the problem lies.. :d

Acid Trip
05-31-2012, 08:55 PM
Try and focus on the women.. I think this could be where the problem lies.. :d

:rofl:

Hal-9000
05-31-2012, 09:40 PM
:sad2:

yeah

so I gotta get girls to put a sock in their pants so I can hard...get off my back!!! :x

Joebob034
05-31-2012, 10:49 PM
I've come across many lovely Canadian women in my time. :canada: I guess I'll have to step up.

Hal-9000
05-31-2012, 10:59 PM
I've come across many lovely Canadian women in my time. :canada: I guess I'll have to step up.


me too :lol:

Muddy
05-31-2012, 11:34 PM
me too :lol:

:lol:

MrsM
06-01-2012, 02:55 PM
Cold = cuddling = more sex ;)

This^^


Canadian women are just a pain in the ass.

Not This ^^ :slap:

I have no complaints :tup:

DemonGeminiX
06-01-2012, 04:35 PM
What? With "tough" Canadian guys like Justin Bieber taking care of their needs?

deebakes
06-02-2012, 02:44 AM
:hand: bieber is not a dude :nono: