Teh One Who Knocks
06-05-2012, 05:43 PM
By Barbara Hijek - The Sun Sentinel
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Dude, you're going to have to clean-up your act if you want to attract a woman.
A 55-year-old woman was strolling down the Ponte Vendra Beach near her home on Sunday morning when she noticed a man riding on a bike towards her. As she turned around to go home, the man began to undress himself, according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.
The man continued to follow her, then after passing her on his Moots Mountain bike, he got off the bike near some dunes, and got naked before going into the ocean, according to the report.
The distressed woman, now on her beachfront property, then noticed the butt-naked stranger leering at her from over a dune on her side of the property line in a crouching position — and brushing his buttocks with his hand, the report states.
EWWW!
The woman then called authorities who later caught up with the man as he was sitting in the sand at a beach access point not far away.
The woman was able to identify the man, Chadwick Paul Parker, 39, as the stranger who had prowled around her property and defecated in the sand, according to the report.
The Jacksonville man had been previously reported by the Atlantic Beach PD for entering dressing rooms in a woman's clothing store in 2006 while women were changing clothes. On one occasion he tried on a sheer piece of woman's clothing which revealed his genitals, the report stated.
Parker was arrested for loitering and prowling.
http://i.imgur.com/WA0OU.jpg
Dude, you're going to have to clean-up your act if you want to attract a woman.
A 55-year-old woman was strolling down the Ponte Vendra Beach near her home on Sunday morning when she noticed a man riding on a bike towards her. As she turned around to go home, the man began to undress himself, according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.
The man continued to follow her, then after passing her on his Moots Mountain bike, he got off the bike near some dunes, and got naked before going into the ocean, according to the report.
The distressed woman, now on her beachfront property, then noticed the butt-naked stranger leering at her from over a dune on her side of the property line in a crouching position — and brushing his buttocks with his hand, the report states.
EWWW!
The woman then called authorities who later caught up with the man as he was sitting in the sand at a beach access point not far away.
The woman was able to identify the man, Chadwick Paul Parker, 39, as the stranger who had prowled around her property and defecated in the sand, according to the report.
The Jacksonville man had been previously reported by the Atlantic Beach PD for entering dressing rooms in a woman's clothing store in 2006 while women were changing clothes. On one occasion he tried on a sheer piece of woman's clothing which revealed his genitals, the report stated.
Parker was arrested for loitering and prowling.