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Teh One Who Knocks
06-13-2012, 06:14 PM
When Durex just won't cut it, Louis Vuitton condoms have arrived to satisfy your designer desires
BY Belinda White | The Telegraph


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A tidal wave of excitement no doubt swept through the label-loving locales of Marbella, Miami and Essex last night when news that Louis Vuitton had launched a range of condoms went 'viral' on Twitter.

Parcelled in wrappers printed with Vuitton's iconic brown monogram, the condoms are embossed with the 'LV' logo and priced at eye-watering $68 each - small change to the average customer of the luxury French fashion house.

Sadly however, the ne plus ultra of the sex industry turned out to be yet another knock-off and not creative director Marc Jacobs' latest tongue-in-cheek must have accessory.

The brains behind the spoof is Georgia Republic architect Irakli Kiziria who collaborated with Design Provocation to create the condoms for World AIDS Day in December. However, after a picture of one appeared on Huffington Post yesterday, word spread fast and before long 'Louis Vuitton Condoms' was trending on social media site Twitter.

A spokesman for Louis Vuitton declined to comment on the designer condom-fever sweeping the globe, but it seems safe to say that should the demand for luxury handbags ever wane, they have a tidy potential plan B waiting in the wings.

Hal-9000
06-13-2012, 06:31 PM
so Louis V can't sue the ass off this manufacturer? :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
06-13-2012, 06:52 PM
do they come in white skin tone

Hal-9000
06-13-2012, 06:52 PM
brown condoms add 2 inches

PorkChopSandwiches
06-13-2012, 06:57 PM
In girth?

Hal-9000
06-13-2012, 06:59 PM
I'm not sure...I use the gym sock/elastic technique for that

PorkChopSandwiches
06-13-2012, 07:45 PM
I inject my ball sack with saline

Hal-9000
06-13-2012, 07:49 PM
I use a double ended dildo...one end up my pooper and the other up her wazoo

PorkChopSandwiches
06-13-2012, 07:57 PM
I shove an end in my pee hole

minz
06-13-2012, 07:59 PM
:wtf:

Hal-9000
06-13-2012, 08:00 PM
I like putting a bouquet of flowers in the pee hole when presenting...chicks dig that

DemonGeminiX
06-13-2012, 08:00 PM
:wtf:


It's called male bonding, dear.

minz
06-13-2012, 08:01 PM
It's called male bonding, dear.

............ OK :huh:

Richard Cranium
06-13-2012, 08:18 PM
:ghey:

Hal-9000
06-13-2012, 08:29 PM
:ghey:

oh suck my cock it was not

Richard Cranium
06-13-2012, 08:31 PM
Sorry, I cant, my boyfriend gets really mad..:hand: