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Teh One Who Knocks
06-15-2012, 10:57 AM
A man just likes a little turkey and ham, but a lot of cheese and mayo
By LeAnne Gendreau and Todd Piro - NBC Connecticut


A Connecticut man knows how he likes his sandwich, and so does the 911 dispatcher who took his call on Wednesday afternoon complaining about how it was made.

“I specifically asked for little turkey, and little ham, a lot of cheese and a lot of mayonnaise and they are giving me a hard time. I wonder if you can stop by and just …” he said when he called 911 from Greatful Deli in East Hartford on Wednesday afternoon.

You can listen to the full call here.

But, here are the highlights:

The dispatcher remains calm and manages to calm the man down, all why trying to make him realize that a sandwich, no matter how much it differs from what he asked for, is no reason to call 911.

“You’re calling 911 because you don’t like way that they’re making your sandwich?” the dispatcher asks.

“Exactly,” he said.

With that settled, the dispatcher offers some advice:

“So, then, don’t buy it,” she said.

But the man, who seems to be a regular at the deli, tells her he’s not just calling about this sandwich. He also fears that they won’t make his sandwich to his specific request in the future.

“I mean, I just want to solve this the right way,” he said. “Her sister made it, but she left. They are playing games with me, so I was just wondering if you could come by,” he said. “I just want it resolved and I want to be able to come back here and get the regular sandwich that I ask for.”

The call ends with more advice to the caller

“In the future, just don‘t buy the sandwich,” 911 tells him.

“I’ll look at it before I buy it,” he said.

Tila Azinheira, who owns the deli, said the man placed a phone order for 14 sandwiches and they made them the way he asked. Then, he did not want to pay for them.

Azinheira said the deli told the man they could not take the sandwiches back because they were special orders, then he used the deli's phone to call 911.

The man called the deli on Thursday to apologize and tell them that he would be coming back in the future for more sandwiches, the deli owner said.

No information was immediately available on the man’s age or his hometown. Police have not filed charges.

Hal-9000
06-15-2012, 05:49 PM
you need to charge people like this and give them jail time...send a message to the other lunatics that it's a critical service and not to be interrupted on a whim

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2012, 08:49 PM
But... but... they messed up his sandwich!!!

8-[

Hal-9000
06-15-2012, 08:50 PM
:hand:


He should be gut shot

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2012, 08:52 PM
:lol:

But... it's his sandwich, man!!!!

Hal-9000
06-15-2012, 08:58 PM
:lol:

Wouldn't it be great if you were having a stroke trying to get through to 911 and the lines were busy because they didn't put the right chicken on some guy's sammy?

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2012, 09:00 PM
When they finally showed up, I'd be all, "D-d-d-d-did th-th-th-they for-for-forg-g-g-g-get-t-t-t t-t-the m-m-m-mayo?"

*Drool*

Hal-9000
06-15-2012, 09:01 PM
:lol:

you = hellbound

minz
06-15-2012, 09:02 PM
But... but... they messed up his sandwich!!!

8-[


:lol:

But... it's his sandwich, man!!!!

Typical male, tummy rules his head :roll: still, I guess it's a step up from what is normally ruling his head. :lol:

Hal-9000
06-15-2012, 09:04 PM
Typical male, tummy rules his head :roll: still, I guess it's a step up from what is normally ruling his head. :lol:

:hand: I masturbate 3 times before going out with a girl. That way, I can tell her to piss off without getting that vague feeling of regret 10 minutes after.

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2012, 09:05 PM
Typical male, tummy rules his head :roll: still, I guess it's a step up from what is normally ruling his head. :lol:

:-s

Wanna talk lack of intelligence? How many pairs of shoes do you have?

minz
06-15-2012, 09:06 PM
:-s

Wanna talk lack of intelligence? How many pairs of shoes do you have?

I only have about 3 pairs of shoes, but boots, thats a different matter. :d :lol:

Hal-9000
06-15-2012, 09:06 PM
:popcorn:

minz
06-15-2012, 09:07 PM
:popcorn:

:steal:

Hal-9000
06-15-2012, 09:09 PM
:(

minz
06-15-2012, 09:11 PM
:(

You dont need popcorn, I've got something much better for you. ;)

Hal-9000
06-15-2012, 09:27 PM
You dont need popcorn, I've got something much better for you. ;)

Chocolate chip cookies and milk??? :face:

minz
06-15-2012, 09:34 PM
Chocolate chip cookies and milk??? :face:

:yup: Home made :tup:

Richard Cranium
06-15-2012, 09:35 PM
Home made milk??

minz
06-15-2012, 09:35 PM
Home made milk??

Cookies :meh:

Richard Cranium
06-15-2012, 09:42 PM
No thanks, afraid they would spoil my dinner..

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2012, 10:48 PM
I only have about 3 pairs of shoes, but boots, thats a different matter. :d :lol:

:lol:

Ok, Ms. Crumb.

minz
06-15-2012, 10:49 PM
:lol:

Ok, Ms. Crumb.

:lol: